SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

(261 Posts)

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:33:25

Can we write mitmoo on the widows with shaving foam?

KEEMA!

They don;t know.

They're all on the lash.

We are alone!

<<shakes Keema's shoilders>>

Sparklingbrook Sat 29-Sep-12 22:34:27

And the windows Golden. grin

pepperrabbit Sat 29-Sep-12 22:34:50

I'm really sorry, but I've just straightened my hair so I'm just not going to wear a balaclava (AIBU?)

Replace all the secret lube in the desk drawers with mayonnaise?

OOh I've found their address book.

<<steals Derren's Brown's PA's number>>

Anybody else want numbers?

OK, for those with gorgeous straight hair, I am prepared to help with some soot facepaint

MmeLindor Sat 29-Sep-12 22:36:03

My parents put confetti in my umbrella when I was on honeymoon. Didn't use the umbrella till months afterwards.

Could we alter the logo on the door (that they take photos of guest in front of) so that one of the women is holding a huge dildo.

Someone will be here. Poor Olivia, prolly.

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:36:24

Pin up posters of Gina Ford?

Nope, I need to get hold of Cailin Moran for very personal reasons. Hand me the phone

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:36:24

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agolden some people have to go too far, don't they?

PMSL, you have recovered from your hangover then, Chaos? wink

Don't forget the Fun Snaps - you position them carefully under the loo seat, so that anyone who sits on it gets a resounding "crack" when they sit down....

AGoldenOrange Sat 29-Sep-12 22:37:34

Val, you are now my bestest MNer grin

Sparklingbrook Sat 29-Sep-12 22:37:34
IamtheZombie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:37:39

They wouldn't have been so cruel as to leave NewKate in charge on a Saturday night would they? Especially when it's a full moon...

grin

I have been collecting slugs for a while. Any suggestions?

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:37:59

Val - that is quite stunning [gin] grin

ProphetOfDoom Sat 29-Sep-12 22:38:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MmeLindor Sat 29-Sep-12 22:39:05

I think we need to waken our pre-teen children. They would be good at this.

Whoopie cushions on the boardroom seats would feature if you asked DS

All the old deleted threads must be around somewhere.
Can we revive some zombies?

ProphetOfDoom Sat 29-Sep-12 22:39:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

I really need to find the secret file on WHAT THEY DID TO POMBEAR sad

I dunno where you lot all are. sad

I clicked Chaos's link and I've ended up in the Matron's room of a prominent boys' boarding school somewhere in Surrey.

It smells of liniment and socks and there are confiscated copies of Razzle everywhere.

Send help.

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