SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

(261 Posts)

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:13:40

Did you cling film the toilets or do I have to do that?

I'm in. I can walk very quietly out of children's bedrooms and have the Special Skill of distraction. Could be useful.

Let's clingfilm the loos

Ooo, Val. We are ONE MIND.

I'm not teuching the loos.

Can we change their answerphne message.

"Your message, your call, hun"?

topsyturner Sat 29-Sep-12 22:16:58

Ooh me Miss !
I'll swap their salt and sugar pots round !

crazynanna Sat 29-Sep-12 22:17:33

I live nearby.

Shall we take photos of their toothbrushes' up our jacksies...and psot them tomorrow after they have used them wink [classic]

Can we lay turf down in HelenMNs office and bring in a sheep?
Or is that too boring

Love that Norks - creative!

carzy - that's grim up the rim

I can do digital codes but I am too old and arthritic for skeleton keys these days

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:19:15

<wwoooooo> Sue. Love the 16 second x posting grin

Can we fuck about with the mouses on their pc's? Make the left click and right click swap over?

And turn their VDU's upside down?

HecateHarshPants Sat 29-Sep-12 22:19:19

grin

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:21:27

My speciality is to pop the letter caps off keyboards and rearrange them. Only works if people don't touch type. Although if you move the positioning keys also, can mess up a touch typist.

Also, emptying the container of a hole punch into an umbrella is good, especially if it doesn't rain for awhile...

VDU's?

Is that rood?

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:22:59

No, it's not Chaos. Sorry!

I'm going to fill the bathroom COMPLETELY with inflated balloons.

<<images of HQers popping and clenching simultaneouslt>>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:23:53

Visual Display Unit, ie SCREEN you flipping doily

<concedes it is a bit UTI/STI/VD crossover as an acronym>

I will come with you but I will be the look out, as i don't do naughty.

Drawers full of polystyrene worms.

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:24:40

Tee. Amazing. Am adding that to my repertoire wine for you

BabylonPI Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:19

I'll glue the coffee cups down if you like??

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:20

I'm going to replace the gin in the water cooler with water

UnChartered Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:36

<unscrews name plates on Big Office doors and swaps over>

[wunk]

PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:26:12

Oooh, or you can take a screenshot of what's on their monitor and then put it as the background (and nothing works!)

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