Tech has a fault?

[SillyBeardyBatman]

Poor tech.

Have you been depriving him of gin again?

Or is this MN admitting that tech is a cyborg? Did you try to upgrade him to windows 7? That didn't work for Robocop either :(

Get well soon Tech!

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Best they appease him now, look what happened with Skynet. Zombies would be the least of our worries.

[SillyBeardyBatman]

The Techinator! I'll be back online soon (austrian accent)

[SillyBeardyBatman]

HQ have you tried turning him off and on again?

[OliviaLMumsnet]

Tech is never at fault and afaik has his own supply of gin
what's up?

[SillyBeardyBatman]

You had a short period of downtime earlier and it said "we have a tech fault. Back soon"

I was concerned for his wellbeing :)

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

yes, you've stopped going to the pub, and you've realised that saying you're offline for an upgrade brings us all out in the ^yeah, riiiiiight"s. So now you are blaming a faulty tech.

[SillyBeardyBatman]

What version of tech do you have? 2.0?

Does he run on linux or android?

Did you check out his customer reviews on CNET before you ordered him?

[SillyBeardyBatman]

this is how I imagine tech.

[SillyBeardyBatman]

Everything's gone sloe slow!

Is the gin all gone? But why is the gin gone?

Can we have some reasonable loading times back now please? Thank you!

[germyrabbit]

come on tech some of us are trying to avoid the footie!!!

[usualsuspect]

Is MN broken again? It's slower than a slow thing

[SillyBeardyBatman]

Several minutes to load this page! What's going on?

[ChippyMinton]

Is it cos we're all on here avoiding the footie?

[usualsuspect]

It seems to happen every night now

[SillyBeardyBatman]

Hmm... Must be afternoon drinkies for tech at this time in Florida.

Put down the gin and poke the servers with a spoon!

[jazzchickens]

Tech has gone down the pub to watch the footie and left Olivia in charge of the big red button.

[SillyBeardyBatman]

We're doomed! Doooooomed!