How do I delete my own posts?

(36 Posts)
MrsKnighty Sat 18-Feb-12 15:09:02

I'm using the mumsnet Ap on my phone and can't seem to delete anything I might have posted. Does anyone know how to do this please? Thanks

Tee2072 Wed 02-Jan-13 17:17:05

Wine? Wine? I thought you HQ types only drank gin. All my illusions are shattered.

::faints::

SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 02-Jan-13 17:14:29

Now then people <mops brow> all sorted now, minimum carnage involved.
NOTHING TO SEE. <sneaks small tumbler of wine from jacket>
Resume normal duties.

Tee2072 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:51:37

Yes please! ::holds out wine glass::

Pinot Wed 02-Jan-13 16:50:55

A pint'o'Pinot <glugs>

Tee2072 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:50:02

I'll protect you, Pinot.

Who I nearly called pinto....

DameMargotFountain Wed 02-Jan-13 16:45:48

<proffers 2 bricks>

Pinot Wed 02-Jan-13 16:41:48

<<clings to Tee>> <<avoiding any side-bollocks>>

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:40:55

grin

I was hoping to be castrated in the new year.

DameMargotFountain Wed 02-Jan-13 16:39:55

<wafts smelling salts under own schnozzle>

<scratches own bollocks>

i thought i was rather more outnumbered grin

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:39:16

Maybe not then.

DameMargotFountain Wed 02-Jan-13 16:38:56

i thought they were boobs, usual

are you here 'fessing up you is indeed A MAN shock

<clutches at petticoats AND pearls>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:35:08

I think they are all the same poster <strokes chin>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:32:36

shock

<clutches side bollocks>

FunnysInLaJardin Wed 02-Jan-13 16:31:25

weird. Like a bizarre game of Who's Who

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 02-Jan-13 16:30:58

How odd. Joins everyone else to rubberneck.
It's also a zombie thread confused.

Pinot Wed 02-Jan-13 16:29:35

SideBollocks? You have additional ones to the side ? I knew I liked you

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 02-Jan-13 16:26:26

usualsuspect3

We need answers, Pinot.

<dons deer stalker>

<hides from SandyMumsnet>

<grabs gun and duck whistle> <searches for picnic basket>

Tee2072 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:26:02

Wow. Weird thread....

::sits on Pinot::

Pinot Wed 02-Jan-13 16:25:57

We do! <also hides>

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 16:23:39

We need answers, Pinot.

<dons deer stalker>

<hides from SandyMumsnet>

SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 02-Jan-13 16:18:53

usualsuspect3

ooh , whats gone on <rubbernecks>

Get that neck back in!
Move along now, nothing to see here. <bends knees, sticks tummy out>

Pinot Wed 02-Jan-13 16:18:52

is charlatans the OP?
is MrsAloe the OP?

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