Mumsnet Talk

Would make you a fair kitty

OR get the perfectly lovely KatieMN to go and put him in his place!!

What's he done now?

Invite him on for a webchat.

The jokey clock thread in AIBU has sparked a 'debate' on TWS he used it as an opportunity to slag us off.

A webchat, oh god that would be HILARIOUS!

Ooh yes, do send him an invite.

Apologies to the pedants who are now twitching at the use of the word "invite" as a noun.

seaweed, you should know better!

I wonder why?

Really Helen? I wonder why...

Is he scared of us?

Or a clock?

He must be very short of material.

I'll bet has a photo of himself on his mantelpiece...

This picture

<innocent>

So that is who MW is...

Matthew Who?

There are about 5 threads about this man but he's not even made my radar. He's no Peter Andre is he?

Do not open that picture if you've just had lunch <

Sod vomit doesn't work if it splits over two lines.

I love the Wright stuff and didn't know anything about MWs dislike of mumsnet. Surely his comments were about as serious as those mumsnetters who can't sleep because of off-centre clocks. Think he just likes a wind-up.

Oh caramel thank you

<wipes eyes>
<clutches belly>

clock
wind up



<still PMSL>

at the photo. A big gurning penis