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Dh's wanking habits

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BummyMummy77 · 26/07/2016 20:29

Let me preface this with making it clear I have no repressed issues regarding dh having the odd hand shandy before I get an onslaught of martial advice insults.

So when I'm away with ds anywhere, I always come back to dh's soggy, crusty tissues, boxers, t shirts on his side of the bed. I thought it was kind of funny, kind of gross and kind of disrespectful but I'm sure I do plenty of irritating things too. Nobody is perfect. actually I don't and I am.

Coming back today from a night away with ds who's 2.5 and sleeps in the same room as us I am annoyed. And a bit disgusted. Next to ds's bed where dh clearly slept (it is a lot more comfortable than ours to be fair) is a LOT of crusty, spunky tissues.

Aibu to think this is pretty nasty as ds could, and did get hold of them before I noticed and because he did it in ds's bed?

Am I being silly being pissed off about it? It's pretty fucking rude to just leave it there too for me to pick up like Dobby the fucking jizz elf I'm thinking.

I don't think I'm particularly prudish but maybe I am! AngryBlush

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Cutecat78 · 26/07/2016 20:31

That's fucking disgusting.

YANBU

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Groovee · 26/07/2016 20:33

YANBU, he should tidy up his mess

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ItWentInMyEye · 26/07/2016 20:33

I'm no prude and that's absolutely disgusting! Vile 😷 YANBU. Make him bleach where the tissues were!

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Afreshstartplease · 26/07/2016 20:33

That's rank.

How about leaving ds's bodily fluids next to his side of the bed

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ItWentInMyEye · 26/07/2016 20:34

Also, Dobby the fucking jizz elf is amazing Grin

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Farfromtheusual · 26/07/2016 20:34

That is absolutely fucking mingin!!!

Have you said anything to him about it? And if so what does he say?

Pissing myself at Dobby the fucking jizz elf though 😂 sorry

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WibblyWobblyJellyHead · 26/07/2016 20:35

He's wanking in your toddler's bed?

How grim.

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gamerchick · 26/07/2016 20:35

Very disrespectful, I'd be having a conversation peppered with many swear words. Seriously man!

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ashtrayheart · 26/07/2016 20:35

That's horrible but Grin at Dobby the jizz elf !!

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Cutecat78 · 26/07/2016 20:35

^^^ what Afreshstartplease said - leave a steaming shit on his side Angry

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TheCricketWidow · 26/07/2016 20:35

The clothes left on the floor is bad enough! Why is it your job to pick them up?! But the tissues by the childs bed? Come on, im not sure what word i'd use to describe that behaviour but unreasonable doesn't cover it! Im raging on your behalf.

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BuffytheReasonableFeminist · 26/07/2016 20:36

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Hawkmoth · 26/07/2016 20:36

Rubber gloves and put them in his work bag.

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acasualobserver · 26/07/2016 20:36

There is no excuse for this. I don't know what the answer is. Have you tried giving him a huge fucking row?

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TheCricketWidow · 26/07/2016 20:37

And hes wanking in your childs bed!!!!!
Jesus bloody christ.

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BastardGoDarkly · 26/07/2016 20:38

That's really fucking gross.

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NorfolkEnchantsToday · 26/07/2016 20:39

This cannot be really

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RedHareWithBlondeHair · 26/07/2016 20:39

He's wanking in your child's bed?

That's sick.

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BolshierAryaStark · 26/07/2016 20:39

Eurgh, what is it with these fucking gross people? Hmm
Crusty tissues, boxers, socks whatever, why the fuck would you allow this disgusting behaviour to keep happening?
As for wanking in your toddlers bed, that is so far out of order. You are living with one dirty man, not in the good sense either...

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BITCAT · 26/07/2016 20:40

I'd be fuming. That's just a horrible thing to do. I know know men do it and abviously I know my dp does it but it's not hard to put your mess in the bin or down the toilet. SurEly this comes under general consideration. If my dp did this I would whoop his ass.

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Enjoyingthepeace · 26/07/2016 20:40

Threads like this make me look over at my DH, and then grab him tightly in a bear hug and praise God that he is my DH.

OP, you deserve better. A shed load better

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dobbythefuckingjizzelf · 26/07/2016 20:40

LTB

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TheSunsNotYellowItsChicken · 26/07/2016 20:40

Nasty. Is he gross and lacking in appropriate behavior in other ways?

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Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 26/07/2016 20:41

I could understand if you were away for a month or even a week, but can he not go a day with out ejaculating.
YNBU. I'm no prude a million miles from but that's disgusting.

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BITCAT · 26/07/2016 20:42

Sorry about the spelling I just looked at my post and put my head in my hands

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