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Have I met the perfect man?

(71 Posts)
Mosschops30 Sat 17-Aug-13 22:46:31

I mean I've never met anyone like him, I'm just waiting for there to be something awful! Are there perfect men out there?

blueshoes Sat 17-Aug-13 22:48:33

How is he perfect, mosschops?

purplewithred Sat 17-Aug-13 22:49:49

Mine is.

Have you shagged him yet? Might all fall down then.

internationallove985 Sat 17-Aug-13 22:52:12

I hate to rain on your parade but I doubt you have as no-one's perfect. but I hope it goes well for you though. xx

Mosschops30 Sat 17-Aug-13 22:54:14

Well I'll try and list some of his qualities, maybe my marriage was so shit that this is what normal relationships are like grin

He's polite
Respects me, my career, my choices
Texts me every morning without fail
Makes tea in bed when we are together
Never slags off his ex wife
Admits he made mistakes in his marriage
He's loyal
He has regular contact with his dc
Has a good job
Fantastic in bed
Great kisser
Gets on with his parents (I met his mum who indeed is fab)
Close to his sibling
Kind
Gentle
Doesn't pressure me about anything
Listens when I talk
His female friends say he's fab
His male friends say he's fab

God I could go on and on grin

The only thing I've noticed is that he talks waay too much when he's had a few grin

Mum2Fergus Sat 17-Aug-13 22:55:59

LTB!! Lol delighted for you MossChops grin

Suelford Sat 17-Aug-13 22:57:44

Texts you every morning? Clingy, red flag! LTB! grin

It's great that you are happy. That is definitely what normal relationships should be like, but there are unfortunately a lot of people who don't have one like that.

ThisIsaLoooow Sat 17-Aug-13 22:59:09

God that IS good!

internationallove985 Sat 17-Aug-13 23:03:46

My F.W.B has his good points of course he does especially in the bedroom. There has been only one time when he didn't manage to make me orgasm.
However he's got his faults plenty of them (He's human) xx

Mosschops30 Sat 17-Aug-13 23:12:28

Lol the texts are not creepy grin he works away so will sometimes just say 'morning beautiful' at 6am when he knows I won't read it til later or whatever but its nice to know he's thinking of me.

I know he's not really gonna be perfect but nothing that would make me LTB grin

internationallove985 Sat 17-Aug-13 23:14:26

Can I embarrass myself and ask what is L.T.B XX

TreborMint Sat 17-Aug-13 23:17:39

Really pleased for you

wonders if he also has a big willy

garlicagain Sat 17-Aug-13 23:20:32

Actually, this is the least you can expect smile Well, tea in bed every day's above and beyond!

Happy for you. Enjoy!

beaglesaresweet Sat 17-Aug-13 23:21:15

is he nice-looking too? tall? <clutches at straws> grin

garlicagain Sat 17-Aug-13 23:21:17

Ah, just seen he's not actually there every morning. Hold out for the tea grin

Mosschops30 Sat 17-Aug-13 23:23:39

He is nice looking (well I think so). He's not male model material but not a munter either grin

He's tall, over 6ft which I love.

Has a nice willy and knows how to use it, can be really dirty in bed, but really gentle too

beaglesaresweet Sat 17-Aug-13 23:24:36

oh, and where did you meet him, Op? did you hot it off straight away? sorry just very curious about happy stories! nice to hear them amid the usual MN misery wink

MrsWelly Sat 17-Aug-13 23:24:41

You haven't got THE perfect one, because I do wink but yours comes pretty close! grin

Mosschops30 Sat 17-Aug-13 23:24:46

LTB is leave the bastard

Constantly tripped out on relationship threads even for the most minor hiccups grin

beaglesaresweet Sat 17-Aug-13 23:24:46

hit it off

TheSecondComing Sat 17-Aug-13 23:25:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Mum2Fergus Sat 17-Aug-13 23:26:00

LTB = Leave The Bastard.

beaglesaresweet Sat 17-Aug-13 23:26:31

ooh, over 6 feet - nice! what is it that most men fanciying me recently are same height as me, so nice to be able to wear heels.

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