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how long should good sex take???

(120 Posts)
stopusingmynicknames Sat 20-Jul-13 18:16:56

That subject got you reading!

Have just slept with internet chappy, who informed me immediately prior to having sex that I should look forward to five hours of undiminished pleasure. I pointed out that five hours of it wouldn't, in my humble opinion, be particularly pleasant, but rather bloody painful, and in the end I gave him about two hours and then feigned sleep...

Anyway, it got me thinking. How long do you girls and boys think a good shag should take???

magnolia74 Sat 20-Jul-13 18:22:28

5 hours shock

I often dream of a long session of romantic love making....... Usually it's about 10 minutes 20 if I'm lucky!!! But it's normally always good grin

BrummyMummy2012 Sat 20-Jul-13 18:24:49

I think I would get a bit bored after 1/2 hour max, foreplay included in that. Lol x

Ulysses Sat 20-Jul-13 18:26:00

Five hours! Is he Sting?

Yeah foreplay for five or ten minutes, twenty minutes max for sex grin

Dirtymistress Sat 20-Jul-13 18:26:52

What did you get up to for two hours? grin

Morgause Sat 20-Jul-13 18:28:07

Hope you had your ipad.

Keztrel Sat 20-Jul-13 18:28:22

Eh? Obviously some quickies are great and some long sessions are rubbish, and vice versa.

trikken Sat 20-Jul-13 18:28:44

Half an hour maximum I would say, tbh I'd be getting bored by that point.

LittlePeaPod Sat 20-Jul-13 18:29:20

Viagra??? Only joking Op...

Personally for as long as you are both enjoying it (quickie right through to all nightwear). although all nighters are out for me as pregnant

Keztrel Sat 20-Jul-13 18:29:42

And any man who decided to inform me what I could expect out of sex with him would get a massive hmm

deepfriedsage Sat 20-Jul-13 18:30:48

No more than half hour. What did you do for two hours?

HairyGrotter Sat 20-Jul-13 18:32:33

I have a very low attention span, anything more than 1/2 hour inclusive of foreplay has me yawning. I couldn't do longer, thankfully, DP is a quick comer and perfect for me!

Two hours? Jesus wept I'd be so bored

TondelayoSchwarzkopf Sat 20-Jul-13 18:32:39

Is he on coke? Men on coke never come.

GetStuffezd Sat 20-Jul-13 18:32:41

Ugh. Ive experienced this kind of casanova. A total turn off as they dont tend to respond to you and your body, they have a pre programmed idea of What Wimmin Want. Yuk.

missbopeep Sat 20-Jul-13 18:33:15

penetration for 2 hours- let's get down to the detail- or foreplay for 1hr 55 mins? Go on - tell all.

stopusingmynicknames Sat 20-Jul-13 18:34:15

I agree - half an hour is more like it. well, he, er, humped for about two hours, whilst trying out every conceivable position. I began by encouraging it, and then, er, wrote out my shopping list in my head.
Got loads bought in Sainsbury's this morning

I used to have sessions that lasted hours. These days half hour is fine thanks

nkf Sat 20-Jul-13 18:35:07

Was it some sort of tantric spinning it out for ages number. For me, the quicker the better. I like to get on with my book.

personally i can see 5hrs being a good thing but in the stopping and starting kind of way - as in have sex, lay there cuddling, get aroused again and away you go again kind of all night thing. 5hrs straight, not so much.

stopusingmynicknames Sat 20-Jul-13 18:37:15

Get stuffed - yes, he thinks he knows what wimmin want. and I think there is a control element there (in not 'losing control' - has never been drunk, or taken mind-altering drugs for that reason).

Good. I can confidently tell him that NO woman would welcome a five hour shag-fest!

GetStuffezd Sat 20-Jul-13 18:38:48

And i bet a thousand quid he said at some point "ohhh you like that baby, dont you??"

missbopeep Sat 20-Jul-13 18:38:59

you haven't answered my question smile

hope you are not 14 and just finished your latin prep...

Corygal Sat 20-Jul-13 18:40:05

5 hrs with gaps - for coffee and chat - would be nice. 3x tho, not one endless shag.

I find penetration an almost exquisite tedium, however, and as for a bj that lasted more than 10 min - ooh, jaw pain.

deepfriedsage Sat 20-Jul-13 18:40:19

Stop start sex yes, two hours of continual penetration sex, I would be raw and sore.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf Sat 20-Jul-13 18:41:19

Reminds me of the end of Shame (not a great movie but interesting) where Michael Fassbender goes and fulfills a typical fantasy - 3some with 2 Scandi-ish hot blondes. It's starts off very hot but gets more dull and mundane and repetitive. The final scene is his face in close up glazing over as he just humps and humps and humps and humps. He's just a bored addict going through the motions with no pleasure or progression.

nowahousewife Sat 20-Jul-13 18:43:17

Sounds exhausting! Two hours is far too long let alone five hours! Unless it's a daytime shag I need my sleep and certainly do not want to be kept up half the night shagging. Half an hour tops including foreplay, but then we have been married for over 20 yrs!

stopusingmynicknames Sat 20-Jul-13 18:44:30

missbopeep no, i'm very,very far away from being 14!
Good foreplay, for about half an hour, and then banging away...
I take everyone's point about stop-start sex being good (but even 5 hours of that???), but this was continual penetration.

headlesslambrini Sat 20-Jul-13 18:46:53

Was he after your Yoni? More importantly, did he find it?

nowahousewife Sat 20-Jul-13 18:48:10

Continual penetration?! For an hour and a half! No wonder you got your shopping list donegrin.

yes five hours of that. god yes to five hours stop starting. if you've only just started seeing this guy and find sex tedious and tiresome and have clearly mismatched libidos then i think it's time to say goodbye. it'll only get worse.

personally i can go eons without sex but once i do have it i go into nympho mode and could have it ten times a day. clearly if i got with someone who wanted a ten minute shag once a night and found sex tiresome it wouldn't be the makings of a good relationship. for you it's vice versa but the same conclusion.

and obviously it depends on whether they are actually good in bed and whether you have gotten to the point of really enjoying sex rather than seeing as something to be given and gotten through. ten years ago i'd have probably responded in the same way as a lot of people are on here because whilst i liked getting head and snogging etc penetration seemed a chore. that has really changed for me though thankfully and i now really love sex and have a good intuition for who is going to be great to make love to and who would be a pointless bore.

sorry probably wtmi.

LittlePeaPod Sat 20-Jul-13 18:53:53

I thought Op meant stop start sex... Dear god two hours continual penetration... Arrrggggg. shock

Was it continual Op? I don't blame you for pretending to be asleep...

LittlePeaPod Sat 20-Jul-13 18:54:45

Please ignore my previous post just saw your note above Op...

missbopeep Sat 20-Jul-13 18:55:47

sounds as bad as giving birth.

Ouch, my partner once went almost an hour continuously with a long-last condom once, I told him never to do that again. My hips hurt thinking about it.

Good sex, for us (married 10 years), usually takes 45 mins to an hour or so including foreplay with about 15-20 minutes at the end being humping away.

Dirtymistress Sat 20-Jul-13 18:57:52

You should tell him that it was....shite. Else he will subject some other poor woman to a dreary afternoon of humping when you have moved onto a man who knows what he is doinggrin I could have sex all day (if someone would take the kids out) but it wouldn't involve dp's cock taking up permanent residence in my fango.

MadeMan Sat 20-Jul-13 18:59:03

Five hours would be like watching snooker after a while. No surprise that Sting goes on for hours, hardly the most exciting person in the world; probably talks about rainforests throughout the whole session.

I just like to get on with it. Job done!

Heartbrokenmum73 Sat 20-Jul-13 19:01:15

I want more info from Swallowedafly please on what she can spot in a good/bad potential shag! Ready with a pencil and paper here to take notes for future reference...

ouryve Sat 20-Jul-13 19:02:43

Oh gawd, I'm often bored after 5 minutes, even if it's really good!

ImperialBlether Sat 20-Jul-13 19:10:10

OP, is this guy Scottish by any chance? If so I think I know him! (Not in the biblical sense, thank god.)

Twinklestein Sat 20-Jul-13 19:14:21

Any man thinks he knows 'what women want' is bound to be shit in bed... what a presumptuous tit.

Send him on a course OP. (On what I'm not sure - dog training?)

SelectAUserName Sat 20-Jul-13 19:32:33

An hour and a half of continual penetration??? Jeez, I'd need WD40 to get my hips moving again.

OP, if one of the positions was doggy, could you not have grabbed an interesting magazine and had a quick flick through while he was banging away?

Lweji Sat 20-Jul-13 19:33:47

I'd dump anyone who told me prior to sex that it would last 5 hours, or 5 min or any time at all.

Good sex lasts as long as you want it and feels right.

Chopsypie Sat 20-Jul-13 19:39:14

Urgh. I like an hour at most, including foreplay. After a couple of orgasms I get supersensitive so would have to make him stop. Provided you were actually having orgasms that is.

ihearsounds Sat 20-Jul-13 19:46:34

The type to say right we will be fucking for 5 hours, would be told to fuck off elsewhere by me.

I like being spontaneous. Adds to the appeal. Laying/standing/kneeling thinking I will be doing this for x amount of time is a massive turn off.

How long for good sex depends. Sometimes a quickie hits the right spot. Sometimes you want it slow. How long we fuck for I don't know as I generally don't watch the time.

stopusingmynicknames Sat 20-Jul-13 19:49:46

selectausername when I was on my back I did at one point find myself checking if my nails needed another manicure!

No, I didn't orgasm. I think it was the thought of five hours that put me off.

Ragwort Sat 20-Jul-13 19:50:42

shock Five minutes is more than enough for me.

Are you meeting him again?

liquidstate Sat 20-Jul-13 20:05:51

dear lord! 2 hours of that. 45 mins at most for me and I get sore after 20 mins of penetration. Once we went on for longer and I told DH to give me a break for a few mins as my hips were locking up...

I think there was an episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl where one client was taking forever so she stuck her finger up his bumhole to speed things up. Perhaps something to consider?

internationallove985 Sat 20-Jul-13 20:08:55

The longest and best sex session I had was about 5 hours in a hotel room. I had countless orgasms.
The worse and quickest session I have ever had was on Wednesday evening. He came in less than a minute x

internationallove985 Sat 20-Jul-13 20:10:48

The longest and best sex session I had was about 5 hours in a hotel room. I had countless orgasms.
The worse and quickest session I have ever had was on Wednesday evening. He came in less than a minute x
However I suppose its quality not quantity.

Sidge Sat 20-Jul-13 20:11:55

Two hours without coming yourself?

Jeez I'd have given up and gone to put the kettle on!

Sometimes I like a quickie, sometimes a longer session but I think after about 15-20 minutes of pumping I'd have had enough.

WeAreEternal Sat 20-Jul-13 20:15:36

I have had some amazing 5 minute quickies and some equally amazing hour long sex sessions.

Usually though we have 30-45 minutes of foreplay (usually inc oral sex) and 30 minutes of penetrative sex.

Sparklysilversequins Sat 20-Jul-13 20:34:09

Hmm with my last man we used to go all night. However a. He was damn hot and b. we only saw each other every week to 10 days.

Trouble is though it raises expectations so when you get a bit further into the relationship they expect the same and it just can't be maintained can it?

In general though fast and furious is ideal for me grin.

phoenixmai1 Sat 20-Jul-13 20:38:34

5 hours sounds painful, mmmm 2 hours sounds good but I get around 45 mins but I cant complain coz its always amazing wink

BlackMini Sat 20-Jul-13 20:41:19

Bloody hell, after even one hour of a man continuously humping away things would be erm... dry to say the least. Sounds painful and crap.

ihearsounds Sat 20-Jul-13 20:42:50

Omg all that time and no orgasm shock

IF you are going to see him again. Lay down some rules, mainly being no mention of time beforehand.. If he cares he will take it on board. No amount of 'well I know woman' is acceptable because of the obvious. He don't know you and regardless of what he thinks we aren't the same. Yes we like long sessions, well some of us, but we don't want to be told beforehand we are going to be fucked for xx amount of time. If he isn't willing to listen, well tell him to go home and wank for 5 hours, and as proof you want it filmed.

After about 20-30 mins without an orgasm I'd have said 'when's it my turn to come?' or similar.

Twinklestein Sat 20-Jul-13 20:59:03

@ ihearsounds: Why on earth would she want to see him again after worst sex of the century...?

It was bad on an industrial scale.

SelectAUserName Sat 20-Jul-13 21:05:38

AKiss I think I'd have held up a card with "Error: HTTP 404. G-spot not found. The link to my fanjo is broken"

magnolia74 Sat 20-Jul-13 21:10:29

Bloody hell..... 2 hours and no orgasm!?!?

I suppose I'm lucky, after 22 years with dh I can still have an orgasm about 10 minutes in grin but then I think that's because we know what the other one wants/needs at the time blush sorry tmi

I wouldn't let a bloke keep hammering away for 2 hours. I'd have to put us both out if our misery and make him stop.

Dahlen Sat 20-Jul-13 22:40:20

I've certainly had all-day marathons in the stop-start sense, but five hours of humping? No thanks. hmm

You can tell that Viagra was designed by men. I've canvassed a lot of opinions on this and absolutely no woman ever has said that they want an erection to last for hours – because it's tedious quite frankly. What would be nice instead would be a pill that resulted in several hours of skilful foreplay instead. wink However, a lot (but not all) of the men I speak to seem to think that long erections are the best thing ever and makes them super studs. Weird mismatch of opinions.

ExcuseTypos Sat 20-Jul-13 22:50:09

You let him hump you for 2 hours and didn't even have an orgasm? It's no wonder you didn't, but surely you should have told him to hump off somewhere else?

Back2Two Sat 20-Jul-13 23:00:15

Quite refreshing to read this thread.
I've never understood all the "we were at it for eight hours" and stuff, I've always been bemused but just kept quiet as I thought I might be abnormal but i'd be thinking "ewwww, I'd be bored/tired/irritated desperate/hungry..... by that stage." I'd find it such a turn off, how could you stay mentally in the mood for all that time?.?

If it's really nice how can you drag it on for two hours or more? shock
Half an hour-ish I'd say and we'll both be very happy!

8isgood Sat 20-Jul-13 23:02:00

God that sounds like sex with my ex :-(

And that was shite :-(

If you are "connected" sorry about cliche but I happen to believe it true then sex can be a 5 minute wonder :-)


However long you want really but to hump away for hour on end surely is like watching a man in a yellow fluorescent jacket digging a hole in the ground with a manual drill!!!

Shite you must have lost the will to live!!

maleview70 Sat 20-Jul-13 23:38:02

Sex for 2 hours in this heat? Are you mad?

I could just about manage 5 minutes in this (if I could be bothered at all!)

Would rather have an ice cream and sit in the garden with my feet in the paddling pool!

Think my DW is very much in agreement!

dontyouwantmebaby Sat 20-Jul-13 23:55:59

OP - anyone that informs a prospective partner before sex that they should be looking forward to X amount of hours of pleasure is surely a complete twat. Small wonder nothing happened for you!

How would he have liked it if you'd announced similar to him? He sounds truly horrendous.

dontyouwantmebaby Sun 21-Jul-13 00:01:04

and there is no optimum length of time that 'good' sex should take, it depends on how you are both feeling at the time. sometimes a quickie is all that is wanted/needed, other times a 5 hour session of changing position etc is great. 5 hours of non-stop penetration? tedious in the extreme.

either the OP is a schoolboy testing the water to see 'what wimmin REALLY want' or else, I dunno. if for real, then please don't 'feign sleep', just bloody tell them, its the kindest thing to do.

Kaluki Sun 21-Jul-13 00:39:56

2 hours???
I bet he's on coke!
I'd be bored shirtless and numb by then grin
I think about 30-45 minutes (including foreplay) is quite enough for me!!

Wetwood656 Sun 21-Jul-13 00:53:06

Ha ha imperialblether but that was all foreplay with bonnie prince Charlie and no ending ever in sight, remember?

Was this man actually saying that FIVE HOURS of non-stop PIV was supposed to be a treat? I would have hooted with laughter at him. Several hours 'in bed with' someone can be great fun, but that's when it's a mix of oral, handjobs, cuddles, other stuff, chatting, snacks, snogging, etc. A five-hour session of BDSM might be enjoyable if you're both into it. But five hours unrelieved PIV? Urgh, horrible prospect.

courgetteDOTcom Sun 21-Jul-13 02:42:00

Reminds me of a guy I used to see, especially when you said about control (is he a Midlander?) we had three days where we only got out of bed for essentials and had lots of sex, but wasn't just three days of sex and was actually fun.

Kiki2822 Sun 21-Jul-13 02:51:32


Buzzardbird Sun 21-Jul-13 08:18:46

I don't know how you didn't laugh in his face! What a total knob!
Am also curious to know how people know how long they take? I have no idea. Not even a ball park figure.

TDada Sun 21-Jul-13 08:24:03

Be wary of ego/maturity of man promising 5 hours. Did he say that he needed XXL condoms as well. Did he tell the story about fainting when his blood rushed to the other part if his body?

TDada Sun 21-Jul-13 08:27:35

Hey babes, that was my 2 hour warm up.....get ready for 5 hour main course.......make sure that Teddy Pendergrass or Barry White is playing in the background when he serves the main course.

EdvardMonsterMunch Sun 21-Jul-13 11:12:15

This morning an everlasting passion session of around 5 mins grin.
Both satisfied blush

5 hours sounds like our idea of hell !

have just caught up and seen that you didn't even come in that time OP! jesus he must have been bad in bed if hours later you hadn't had an orgasm.

and if you clearly weren't coming from penetrative sex why didn't he stop and do something else? sounds an utter nob and i suspect he'd taken something to stay hard that long or has a problem with coming himself.

I had a boyfriend who was all about the five hours of lurrrve- he could hump all day and never reach a conclusion and was deeply proud of it- always saying things like "I should be in porn, I can cum on cue" and on one memorable occasion challenging me to tell him "when" to do it by clicking my fingers to prove that he could, indeed, cum on cue confused

The man was a lunatic- controlling, sexually bizarre, narcissistic and just plain mad. Run for the hills. My excuse for putting up with this mans porn fantasy bullshit was that I was young and naive.

For what it's worth DH and I normally take 30-45mins and that seems normal from what people are saying here.

CourgetteDOTcom mine was a midlander.... Have we been shagging the same man?! grin

ideal scenario for me would be massively passionate kissing and quickie followed by cuddly, cooling down and grinning lots then getting re-aroused and having a slower, longer and more savouring session itms. then there'd be some sleep and start again in the morning. it might amount to five hours but not five solid hours.

someone asked how i can tell who will or won't be great in bed - can't give a clear answer i'm afraid - it's like a sixth sense isn't it? some sort of feeling you get about their sensuality - definitely the eyes and lips are involved but couldn't describe how.

oh but here's the weird bit where i sound like a loon all of the lovers i've had since i had my son (which is very few i might add) who i've read were going to be good in bed turned out to be scorpios and i'm a scorpio too. i'm not an astrology freak but that's some coincidence isn't it?

kalidanger Sun 21-Jul-13 11:33:34

Teehee SomeDizzy "Just plain mad" grin

My ex could go for hours on Viagra hmm He'd come a few times during a 'session'... I'd come once then end up indulging him for the next four goes. Five hours sounds about right, sore fanj and aching hips also sounds about right hmm

He/we would also be fine and satisfied with a 15 minute one. I much preferred them, funnily enough.

Agree with what everyone else has said about dickheads and their unconvincing sex-god impressions. Ex wasn't a dickead (about sex, he was JUST PLAIN MAD about 90% of the rest of the time) but he'd previously had weed-induced droop and I think he liked to assure himself that he could keep it up for hours, even with chemical assistance.

Why am I even typing this? I miss the quarter of an hours we used to have biscuit

EllaFitzgerald Sun 21-Jul-13 12:10:10

How was he planning on timing it? I'm wondering whether he was expecting you to whip out an egg timer?

And will there be another date?

cripes when 19, crazily in love, I could and would shag all night, but we usually slept in between.

but older married and (still crazily in love, not just all consuming) about 15-30 minutes does me thanks!

stopusingmynicknames Sun 21-Jul-13 14:49:39

thanks so much for all the feedback and stories!
I am seeing the chap tonight may keep my laptop on and update you all if I'm in the right position! wink and if he starts on the 'expect five hours, baby' I shall tell him that he has exactly one hour (love the egg timer idea) and that involves EVERYTHING, not just PIV.
I do like the man, but I suspect there's an inability to let himself go, and so he has converted that into some kind of ego statement.
standby for updates...

Groovee Sun 21-Jul-13 14:57:40

I remember a young lad who was going on holiday and aimed to loose his virginity.

His plan was 30 mins foreplay, 30 mins penetration AND 30 mins after play. He was gutted when it was a quick fumble, 30 seconds to come and her rolling over and saying she was off.

kalidanger Sun 21-Jul-13 15:02:37

Write him a list, OP On a clip board with a pen on a piece of string.

DeathByTray Sun 21-Jul-13 15:16:07

I began by encouraging it, and then, er, wrote out my shopping list in my head.

After that amount of time, I'd be writing my shopping list ON his head ! grin

I'm exhausted just reading this thread.

Branleuse Sun 21-Jul-13 15:23:05

5 hours sounds more like a threat :|

stopusingmynicknames Sun 21-Jul-13 15:26:13

I do love you nest of vipers! This time yesterday I was feeling like I was a bit inadequate, and now I feel so much more assertive and confident about saying what I want and need.

akaWisey Sun 21-Jul-13 15:50:03

Is he an essex man by any chance?

I had one of those and actually it was ALL ABOUT HIM.

Also very controlling in other areas too.

yabyum Sun 21-Jul-13 16:01:32

I'm sorry, but if I haven't had an orgasm after 15 minutes I know I'm not going to & I lose all concentration. It's like flogging a dead horse.

OP, if he doesn't make you come this time, I hope you'll tell him where to get off.

Buzzardbird Sun 21-Jul-13 16:50:51

Tell him the only way you will consider 5 hours is if you have a serious game of chess at the same time grin

bestsonever Sun 21-Jul-13 17:04:20

Hmm...Mr hours and hours, who never arrived at a conclusion but able to maintain it very firmly the whole time. Viagra? "Course not", he lied. The time he must of run out of pills was the complete opposite-smaller, softer, and about 3 times in 15 mins (poor fella, why lie when it's so obvious lol!)

freerangeeggs Sun 21-Jul-13 18:59:50

I'm surprised your muff didn't catch fire

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Sun 21-Jul-13 19:08:03

"Five hours undiminshed pleasure? I'll put the Ring Cylce on. You don't like Wagner? You won't able to hear it with your ears covered. Now, get started!"

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Sun 21-Jul-13 19:08:25


swannylovesu Sun 21-Jul-13 19:37:54

quite honestly, with 2 kids and a new house....i'd prefer it to fit in an advert break grin

SirBoobAlot Sun 21-Jul-13 19:53:22

Two hours and no orgasm? And you're seeing him again tonight because..?

I've had some awesome quickies, and some brilliant two hour long sessions. And the opposite as well. Good sex should last as long as it still feels good.

middleclassdystopia Sun 21-Jul-13 20:06:24

Married 10 years, still in love. Usually about 5 to 10 mins for a great orgasm. I used to think we were too quick but I think we are just so in tune with each other.

5 hours! Nonsense!

CatsAndTheirPizza Tue 23-Jul-13 01:57:00

Oh my goodness OP, you didn't come back to update - you're not still ... ?

kalidanger Tue 23-Jul-13 08:22:54

Haha cats

Please come back OP grin

MrsMelons Tue 23-Jul-13 08:25:50

DH says 5 mins grin

Seriously though, in the past in my single days then a few hours would be quite normal or even most of the night but this would be lots of foreplay, sex, maybe a cuddle and a chat and then more foreplay and sex. Definitely not just one 5 hour shag, I used to be fairly adverturous but I cannot see what you could do for 5 hours in one go!

MrsMelons Tue 23-Jul-13 08:27:28

middleclassdystopia - I totally agree, it is a lot quicker with DH now than it used to be, I think it is a combination of what you have said but also that we are not doing it as often so its all over a bit quicker IYSWIM

stopusingmynicknames Tue 23-Jul-13 17:52:08

grin cats!
I told him firmly that five hours was quite out of the question, and that he had 90min tops...
he was a bit perplexed. but, anyway, I came.. but he didn't (still).
I love the fact that he moaned to me that he never had sex with his wife when married. I should co-co - three young children and a husband that wanted five hours at a time????? poor woman. He was lucky he ever managed to conceive the second and third children...

I wonder if he's been at the little blue pills?

CatsAndTheirPizza Tue 23-Jul-13 19:10:39

Glad you made it back in once piece grin

Ninety minutes from the start to your last shopping list being finished, or just the bit in the middle?

filee777 Tue 23-Jul-13 19:12:38

Long enough but not too long after ;)

Unless you're having a break, making tea and going back into it or doing tantric, which doesnt work with kids in the house.

titzup Tue 23-Jul-13 19:22:15

I've had one 5hr actual PIV shagfest, was fun at the time but wouldnt want it every time, didn't get sore or anything. Back in the day me and hubs could probably manage 2hrs-ish of PIV but thesedays it's more like 30 mins on a good day grin

Bluecarrot Tue 23-Jul-13 19:42:43

We prefer quickies but once in a while its nice to have a longer session...but thats maybe an hour of foreplay and a few mins penetration before its too much!

4 hours would be my idea of hell.

gamerchick Tue 23-Jul-13 19:43:57

I agree with what was said earlier.. finger up the arse, give it a good wiggle. Usually sorts out any man who trys to go for ages grin

Some men need to realise that penetration isn't the be all and end all. There's to more to pleasing a woman than that.

stopusingmynicknames Tue 23-Jul-13 21:57:07

Gamer I had actually tried that the first time, as I agree it's usually the way to speed things up. But didn't seem to have any effect on ViagraMan

Lucylloyd13 Tue 23-Jul-13 22:24:20

My boyfriend and I have had a six hour session- there is so much to do!

Mudness Thu 25-Jul-13 20:15:54

Six hours - fantastic smile fucking hell, that's 3 loads of laundry, emptying the dishwasher, cleaning out the pets, quick bj and a shag

MaryBateman Thu 25-Jul-13 20:30:21

Gawd. I had an ex like this. It was grim, endless tedium though no doubt he thought he was the greatest lover in the world. I dumped him when he told me that he wanted me to tie him up and tease him for an hour. Am not sure that my idea of teasing him - as in leaving him tied up - while I watched telly and drank wine was what he had in mind. Not that I did, he was dispatched before it got that far.

fifi669 Thu 25-Jul-13 20:54:28

5 hours would bore the crap out of me! The foreplay aside I wouldn't want actual intercourse to last more than 10 minutes....

rob99 Thu 25-Jul-13 21:02:40

3 minutes......including foreplay !

MadBusLady Thu 25-Jul-13 21:43:33

For some reason I am giggling like a loon at "a dreary afternoon's humping".

I'd be about as sexually responsive as a rubber duck after two hours.

fifi669 Thu 25-Jul-13 22:02:53

He he he

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