I know it's not friday night (YET)

[OnlyWantsOne]

...
hands up, who here... has just really crappy boring sex?

[andreaaa]

not when doign it in the woods I dont...

[EnvelopeDuvet]

Me. If it happens at all.

[Malificence]

No, we want some good sex threads, there haven't been nearly enough recently.

Sex is only crappy and boring if you make it so. ( Ok look, I've just turned into Captain Jean luc Picard ).

It takes very little effort to transform your sex life into something amazing, plus a smidge of imagination.

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

Nah, I'd rather be on here than have boring sex.

[aseriouslyblondemoment]

i'm with mal..but am still about wanking with peaches..here's hoping that the dcs don't get to them first!!

[andreaaa]

I thought guys did it with water melons not peaches? Isn't a peach, well, a bit errr small..?

[Malificence]

Wanking with peaches? have you been at the gin?

I thought andreaaa said dogging in the woods!

[OnlyWantsOne]

peaches?

[andreaaa]

Anniversary sex then...?!

[andreaaa]

Good for you! And with anniversary falling on a Friday....no excuse tonite! Did you marry on a weekday or do you mean something else by "anniversary"?

[BallpointPen]

Beware of sex involving soft fruits. We had a rather stinging experience with some strawberries not long ago.

[aseriouslyblondemoment]

mal i wish i had but it's a tad too early for me yet
lol was laughing at the resurrected advance sex tips thread!

[OnlyWantsOne]

well, Im fed up of really shit sex, so ... glad you're all so smugly saying it's easy to make it better.

[andreaaa]

Did you have sex that Bank holiday...?
What the heck were you doing with strawbugs?

[Malificence]

Onlywants, buy superhot sex by Tracey cox or something similar, or the lovers guide dvd box set, there are hundreds of sex books on amazon.
There must be something that sparks your interest, if your partner isn't giving you good sex then approach the subject tactfully and tell them what you fancy. If you're bored sexually then the chances are that he is too.

Good sex doesn't necessarily equal kinky sex, but a bit of kink can revolutionise your sex life.

Great sex starts in the mind.

My top tips.

1. Never finish in the same position that you started.
2. Use lube, seriously it's the best thing ever.
3. Ask for what you want.

[DilysPrice]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sorry, was there a conversation going on? someone mentioned Jean Luc Picard and sex in the same sentence and I drifted away into a happy place.

[saintmom]

last time we had hot sex, hubby was cooking us a balti from scratch non of that jared stuff in our house, it loads of stuff in it, realised while we were having foreplay that he forgot to wash his hands after cutting up the chilli!!

that was the hottest sex ever

[amummyinwaiting]

After 9 years together my sex life has just (in the past 9months) got good I feel like I've just started a realtionship! I've wondered about sex in the woods before but worry about rats coming out from the bushes and biting me!

[Tanga]

Life is too short for boring sex.

And crappy is a kink too far, IMO.