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Will DH shaving downstairs spice up sexlife?

21 replies

Larkin98 · 22/01/2010 22:35

Been married to DH for long enough for the sparkle to have gone out of sex. DS and DD don't help.

To inject some magic back into things I thinking of asking him to have a back, sack and crack as a radical step. We cannot continue the way we are.

DH is quite adventurous so will probably do it. I don't like hair in my mouth (we all have phobias) but I was wondering has anybody else taken such a radical step? It is supposed to make sex better (more senstive) but does it? Does it look better without hair?

My only concern is if he askes me to follow suit but we can tackle this porblem after he's taken the plunge!

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hmc · 22/01/2010 22:43

Snort! (sorry excuse me)

...falls off chair, convulsing with laughter.

If you are serious , - we are not programmed to want to shag our partner long term. Just embrace the ovaltine, it is very liberating

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SixtyFootDoll · 22/01/2010 22:45

Ha!
I though tyou wanted him to shave in the downtairs toilet - I thought I was unadventurous!

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MarineIguana · 22/01/2010 22:45

I thought you meant literally shaving downstairs, like in the downstairs toilet or something instead of messing up the family bathroom.


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cocolepew · 22/01/2010 22:46

It'll look bigger and then you'll think it won't fit in your mouth.
This'll all end in tears.

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pagwatch · 22/01/2010 22:46

poor, poor ,itchy scratchy man

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MarineIguana · 22/01/2010 22:46

Great minds 60foot!

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thisisyesterday · 22/01/2010 22:46

i think if you ask him to do it you have to be up for returning the favour

personally it's all a bit pre-pubescent for my liking, but i know some people get off on it

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TigerDrivesAgain · 22/01/2010 22:48

I too thought you meant you were sending him to the downstairs loo for his ablutions.

stops those horrid little stubbly hair things messing up your basin, which can only be a good thing, and you don't have to listen to him gargle, either.

back sack and crack, love it. He'll have a great time getting changed at the gym and explaining that one!

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Malificence · 22/01/2010 23:02

BOAK!!!!!

Nothing would put me off faster than a hairless cock.

Trimmed is easier, you don't get a 2" hair in your mouth, but bald, no thanks.

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MrsMorgan · 22/01/2010 23:03

NO

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BelleDeChocolateFluffyBunny · 22/01/2010 23:04

He won't have any energy for sex as he'll use it all up having a bloody good scratch! Don't ask him to do this, I'm crying on his behalf already.

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nickschick · 22/01/2010 23:04

It will feel like a tongue scraper if you give him a blow job on Tuesday imagine the looks youll get with a friction burnt tonue and mouth sat in a&e whilst your poor dh scratches himself to bits.

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AnyFucker · 22/01/2010 23:05

mal, does your dh have hair on his cock ?

that isn't quite right [hm]

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jazzygirl · 23/01/2010 00:55

AF pmsl !

Give it a go

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ThePlanningCommittee · 23/01/2010 01:01

OMG no no no vile!

"The only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed."

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BitOfFun · 23/01/2010 01:18

ThePlanningCommittee, I have to commend you on your literary input to the issue of personal grooming- I must re-read that

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almostreal · 23/01/2010 01:27

My Dh shaves his balls, quite soft actually and not scratchy but then he has done it for many years even before he met me.

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ThePlanningCommittee · 23/01/2010 01:31

My pleasure BOF I think we are probably allowed to like SP again now we are in the 'Twennietens'

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Mmmcoffee · 23/01/2010 01:33

My DH also shaves his balls, but ONLY his balls. Very nice, makes the skin soft and not scratchy at all!

I wouldn't go for the pubes - that would make for stubble burn. Ouch.

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InmaculadaConcepcion · 23/01/2010 09:48

My ex was also a balls-shaver (!) and he liked it that way - I had no objections! Left the pubes, though.

One time he gave my ladybits a gentle wetshave during a shared bath (I agreed to it as an experiment, like) and unexpectedly I found it a huge turn-on. Some splendid RP then ensued.

Regrowth was bloody itchy though

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Kiwinyc · 24/01/2010 14:58

My DH trims his pubes, or used to, these days he's a bit wild and unkempt but i appreciated his attempts to keep things under control, i don't like picking hair from out of my teeth either. I have a friend who admits to having had a back, sack and crack wax (he'll try anything once) but i don't think any perceived 'improvement' was significant enough for him to do it again.

You're the one who has to wax/shave etc if you want more sensitivity... there was another thread on here about waxing your ladygarden...

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