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You know when you think "hold on - is he havign an affair" ( in a paranoid funny way)

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:21

no SERIOUS issues here!

dh said he has to be away on his birthday - no prob at all say I

then i put the phone down and think

"Hey ho thats IT _ his mistress has offered him a night away and he was checking his story out"

RL mate says NO WAY would peopel really having affairs go away for their birthday
I say YES WAY ( thinking of Affairs I Have Witnessed)

wahdday think?

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JeminTheDungeon · 29/09/2009 17:23

Ask him if he would like a bit of cod fillet for tea...that should sort him out.

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CybilLiberty · 29/09/2009 17:24

Yes, he's chosen the most obvious day to double bluff you.

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:24

i shall
I shall ask him that very q.

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CybilLiberty · 29/09/2009 17:24

You should spend less time shopping and more time making yourself pretty for him

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:25

LOl
i said to mate " i will ask him if he is plannign a night in Slough with claire" ( his fictional other half)

she said
well thats no point is it

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:25

i have bin workin ain I today

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FabBakerGirlIsBack · 29/09/2009 17:25

What?

Does he often go away?

Are you seriously thinking he is going off with another woman?

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CybilLiberty · 29/09/2009 17:26

I love it when dh says he has to stay away

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:27

no not at all - he is often away
just put the phone down and thought if he were that woudl be good.
i ahd forgotten it was his bday
a nd said" why is you being away for the night a problem"

till a Little voice said "because its my birthday"

ahem

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UnquietDad · 29/09/2009 17:27

Is that Claire from Steps?

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cocolepew · 29/09/2009 17:27

A night in Slough with Claire is more exciting than a night with you? You need to up your game missy.

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RubysReturn · 29/09/2009 17:27

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:27

i do to
he used to eb away a lot - that was too much noveelty well worn off, NOW not enough at all. He even goes to the frozen north and back in a day.

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BecauseImWorthIt · 29/09/2009 17:28

Are you really worried, CNyle? Or just trying to distract us all?!

I wouldn't worry, unless it was a significant birthday, as DH doesn't really 'do' birthdays.

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:28

UQD i had a dream when i was pg that Claire was the girl.
when i criticise him now he says " ah well claire likes it"


MIL goes off around valentines "on a conference" every year

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CybilLiberty · 29/09/2009 17:29

That;s why he;s having an affair because you don;t know when his birthday is

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cocolepew · 29/09/2009 17:29

Claire could be a cover for H.

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:29

no i haev no doubt dh is not having an affair. The thought of two women to deal with makes him all faint.

BUT WOULD A STRAYER be away for his bday or not.

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:30

kerching to coco
and yes to cyb
i haev got presents though. oh yes.

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CybilLiberty · 29/09/2009 17:31

No a strayer would think too obvious.

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BecauseImWorthIt · 29/09/2009 17:31

Prob not - prob on his/her best behaviour.

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:31

i saw H in Joseph.
he is obsessed with that fringe

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CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:31

cyb thast what mate said

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cocolepew · 29/09/2009 17:33

A strayer would be away for part of his birthday. Staying at home for the evening, then feigning indignation at having to travel for work on his birthday ffs! Then shack up in a Premier Inn with Debbie from accounts.

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CybilLiberty · 29/09/2009 17:33

I think most of us know if our dh would ever stray..there is more chance of me winning gold in the 200m sprint at the Olympics than my dh ever playing away.

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