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I'm worried about my DH. He has bought himself a Furry costume and wants me call him Foxy!

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PlushieLover · 11/09/2009 13:22

I have namechanged as I am so embarrassed.

I was totally shocked. He says I only have to dress up too if I want to - no pressure, but he would love it if I would groom him and stroke his furry tail.

I don't know what to do. I think I'd almost prefer it if he wanted to wear my clothes rather than get kitted up like Basil Brush!

I am so anxious about tonight. Normally we have a bottle of wine and get a bit amorous on a Friday night. He phoned earlier and suggested getting the "cubs" to bed early tonight. I normally wouldn't mind a bit of "wild animal" sex but this wasn't quite what I was thinking of.

Is he a pervert? What shall I do?

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LadyGlencoraPalliser · 11/09/2009 13:23

Is that you, Rhubs?

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travellingwilbury · 11/09/2009 13:25

Play Bingo instead

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kormachameleon · 11/09/2009 13:26

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FarkinBarkin · 11/09/2009 13:28

Dress up as a beagle and chase him round the house.

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SheWillBeLoved · 11/09/2009 13:28

Brilliant. Just coughed a chunk of cheese at my monitor.

He's obviously watched too many Foxy Bingo ads.

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Nancy66 · 11/09/2009 13:28

He's a 'furrie'

pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/press/vanityfair/

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preciouslillywhite · 11/09/2009 13:28

Why don't you go for a romantic moonlight stroll first and rip open a couple of bin bags? That might get you in the mood

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Rindercella · 11/09/2009 13:29

Can't see the attraction myself

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QuintessentialShadows · 11/09/2009 13:31

you should go out and look for the moon to see if it shines on.....

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PlushieLover · 11/09/2009 13:37

OMG - you mean this is common! . I thought he spent a lot of time on WOW, but thought that to be relatively normally. He is bearded with glasses too!

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Deemented · 11/09/2009 13:45

I once knew a bloke who bought his (male) partner a sheep outfit. They then went on a run in the country and my friend asked his fella to put the sheeps costume on and go into the field with the rest of the sheep, get on all fours and make 'Baa-ing' noises.

He did this, and then said friend went into field and apprently had lots of fun trying to find his boyfriend.

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preciouslillywhite · 11/09/2009 13:54

phwooooar, have a listen to this what I just happened to see on another foxy thread

...you're in for a proper treat tonite

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UnquietDad · 11/09/2009 13:55

Boom Boom

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FabBakerGirlIsBack · 11/09/2009 13:56

Has he been watching CSI Las Vegas?

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PlushieLover · 11/09/2009 14:04

Porn teddy pics? Is everyone weird or is it just me?

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RumourOfAHurricane · 11/09/2009 14:05

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SomeGuy · 11/09/2009 14:07

Bear porn here

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PlushieLover · 11/09/2009 14:08

I am obviously hopelessly naive!

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SomeGuy · 11/09/2009 14:11

No I don't think so. Was helping you out with the link.

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PlushieLover · 11/09/2009 14:18

I have to say I prefer BARE porn - the less fur the better in mho!

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