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By Sat 04-Jul-09 19:37:44 Add message | Report | Contact poster

ive been seperated for 18 months or so. im happy with that and not looking for a relationship, but am getting a bit bored of scratching certain itches all on my own iyswim!

so recently ive been chatting online using msn and am developing a taste for what i shall call colourful conversation. i find it quite a thrill, sort of like reading erotic literature but rather more involving. only trouble is that firstly im not very good at it and secondly i dont think either of the two guys ive tried it with are very good either! they get me going but they go off the boil really quick and dont seem to care whether i enjoy myself or not. where can i find a more skilled converationalist and any tips on how to get the best from it?

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 06-Jul-09 00:43:23

I know!!

Could you not 'engage' in conversation with cyberman 1 and then when cyberman 1 has gone 'off the boil', you could finish where you left off with cyberman 2 and still get ya jollies grin

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 06-Jul-09 00:23:06

< boggles >

grin

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 06-Jul-09 00:21:24

"is this virtual premature ejaculation then?"

PMSL @ Anyfucker grin

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 06-Jul-09 00:13:45

bloody hell, gymnast, have just cottoned on

is this virtual premature ejaculation then?

same as "wham, bam, thank you ma'am", but online ?

how unspeakably sad

< folds arms in middle-aged, judgemental manner >

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 06-Jul-09 00:03:46

"...they get me going but they go off the boil really quick and dont seem to care whether i enjoy myself or not..."

Same could be said for RL too!! grin

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 05-Jul-09 23:45:44

ive done this in the past, and enjoyed it. I am not single, my partner was aware of it and didnt mind. The novelty soon wore off though.

I guess in real life, you have to find someone you click with, thats the same as when you are online.

I think it can help if you can chat about general stuff too.

But yes, its just wank fodder, certainly was for me at least.

Saying that, i have developed a pretty long term "friendship" with a guy who I have now been speaking to for nearly five years no. But the friendship is actually totally platonic and we don't do "that sort of thing" any more. He was by far the "best" i have ever had.

OP - are you checking out peoples profiles first? IF they are posting just for sex stuff, to be honest, they are probbly crap.

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 05-Jul-09 23:01:58

Are you seriously expecting some kind of respectful, mutually satisfying experience with some loser you've never met typing shitty sex talk at you?

If you're not getting anything out of it then perhaps this just isn't for you? I cant actually imagine who it would be for tbh.

Whoever you are "speaking" to is , presumably, just there to have a wank - why would you think someone like that was interseted in your pleasure?

I just dont get it.

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 05-Jul-09 22:33:17

serendipitousharlot thats the last time i follow your advice wink

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 05-Jul-09 21:41:52

oo im so fed up. i took some advice from this thread and decided to go for it and the same thing happened again. i guess i am looking in the wrong places and now i just feel stupid and frustrated and people must thing i am sad. blush

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 04-Jul-09 21:53:16

Yeah, read some dirty books.

Add various men to MSN, and try them out, if they're no good, block 'em wink

Ahhh the halcyon days of the msn chatrooms...sighs

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