DH is so greedy

[BlackHeartSun]

Whenever I buy chocolate biscuits in like penguins or clubs he eats 3 or 4 at a time and nobody else gets any.

I bought two packets of clubs yesterday and this morning they were all gone. I said to DH "do you have to eat all the biscuits evertime? its not fair to everyone else" so he says "but I like them"

SO I told him today that after taking the kids to school this morning I would be picking up some more clubs and he wouldn't be allowed any. So I got to the shop to find DH sat on the floor with opened packets of clubs all around him. His face was covered in chocolate and he was just shoving them all into his mouth.

There were 3 shop assistants stood around him saying he'd been in there for ages and they couldn't get him out.

IS anyone elses DH this greedy?

[solidgoldbullet4myvalentine]

Why don't you put a pencil up each nostril and bang your head on the table? That will help you gain some perspective.

[pagwatch]

Given that he is three how did you manage to get legally married?
Or are you both three and got 'married' like my DD did when she married the dog?

Of course he was sitting on the floor in the shop

[pagwatch]

at solid

[idonthaveanamerightnowVT]

Replace the club biscuits with chocolate covered hand grenades

He wont be so greedy ever again......

[coppertop]

I'm starting to lose count of all of these very similar threads. This is yet another variation of the "My dh/dp eats all of the biscuits and won't save them for anyone else" followed by someone (either the OP's children, the OP's friends or strangers laughing at him).

Please at least try to be a little more original.

[PuddingChops]

I am soooooo bored with MN today.

[squeaver]

1/10

[coppertop]

All we need now is the one where the OP does something bizarre to her DP/DH (putting the goldfish in his shoe or something), laughs about it with her friend/children, and then posts to say that the DH/DP has no sense of humour.

I've onbviously been on here far too long...

[MerlinsBeard]

Put him on the naughty step?

Don't buy club bars?

Think of an original thing to troll about?

[AnyFucker]

< yawn >

[Frasersmum123]

Im confused! Was it supposed to be funny?

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

I think so. But it's been done before.

MN challenge time a troll thread on a topic that's never been trolled before. Winner gets a golden troll

[LauriefairycakeeatsCupid]

yes, but do you have bumsex?

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

No, but he puts penguin bars in places no penguin bar has ever been before...