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Has your husband ever asked you to...

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oddsock Mon 03-Nov-08 20:35:15

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

LolaTheShowgirl Wed 05-Nov-08 12:46:15

My dogs don't even lick each others arse. They smell it but don't frigging lick it!

4madboys Wed 05-Nov-08 14:06:35

oh god this is a fab thread, has really brightened up my day

and i am happy to recieve but NO way will i do it in return, but there are plenty of 'toys' on the market that will do the job just as well

come on oddsock we def need an update

oddsock Wed 05-Nov-08 17:01:12

Just a quickie (ahem!!) before fireworks....well, had drunk a lot and went upstairs armed with babywipes, clingfilm,(and sick bowl grin).... the bugger was asleep!!!!!!!!

Was an anticlimax after all your .. erm, encouragement! This is v bizarre, can you imagine in RL being egged on to go and lick your husband's bum!!

But....may dip my toe in the waters of anal stimulation (so to speak!!) this weekend. If drunk. Very drunk!!

By the way - black hole and 'shat got your tongue' - very very funny!! grin

scaryfucker Wed 05-Nov-08 17:44:01

ohhhh what an anticlimax! (as it were)

oh well, this thread seriously cheered a few peoples days up

oddsock Wed 05-Nov-08 17:47:06

Sorry to disappoint! wink

NotDoingTheHousework Wed 05-Nov-08 18:02:26

classics classics classics

pleeeease MNHQ

grin

mou Wed 05-Nov-08 18:58:16

No opinion(!!) but gets my vote for a classic....grin

SoWhat Wed 05-Nov-08 21:51:17

Definite classic! grin

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 21:54:17

You could ask MNHQ but they may not be arsed.
Oddsock, please do come back for further hillarity encouragement this wknd if needed. smile

oh my god
how did I miss this
grin

QuintessentialGunpowderPlot Wed 05-Nov-08 22:16:15

I wonder why nobody recommended a butt plug....

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:22:53

But <no pun intended> wouldn't that sort of deficate defeat the purpose?

QuintessentialGunpowderPlot Wed 05-Nov-08 22:23:55

Well, nothing would come out while playing with clingfilm....

QuintessentialGunpowderPlot Wed 05-Nov-08 22:24:24

Unless it popped like an unleashed champagne cork. shock

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:26:44

Well as someone mentioned earlier in the thread that would definately create a backlash/backdaraft effec! grin

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:27:32

Effect! Although perhaps Irish Frudian slip.
arf

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:28:07

Freudian! Jesus!

QuintessentialGunpowderPlot Wed 05-Nov-08 22:32:34

ouuh! Mhamai, these must have been very stirring thoughts, to make your spelling go apeshit.

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:34:30

Shit stirring?
God my mind is well and truly in the utter tonight although I partly blame you for going on about your beautiful fanjoe! wink

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:35:18

Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gutter! feckin ell!

QuintessentialGunpowderPlot Wed 05-Nov-08 22:36:04

Well, You dont really know how to take compliments when you lay with your legs up in stirrups with a young feisty gyneacologina poking about... hmm

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:39:35

"Young feisty gyneacologina" lmao
Aw quin your a ticket! grin

QuintessentialGunpowderPlot Wed 05-Nov-08 22:39:48

that wasnt meant to be a raised eyebrow... lol

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:44:04

Now I'm fudded because it worked for me. blush grin

Mhamai Wed 05-Nov-08 22:44:40

Fuddled, Christ what's wrong with me?

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