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What do you like to do after sex?

(59 Posts)
nickytwotimes Thu 05-Jun-08 11:37:46

Personally, i like a cup of tea and a biscuit in bed with dh/whoever (lol!).

What about you lot?

Goober Thu 05-Jun-08 11:39:42

More sex is good for me!

littlewoman Thu 05-Jun-08 11:40:56

cigarette (not in bed).

jumpingbeans Thu 05-Jun-08 11:41:28

Get dressed and go home, no only joking

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt Thu 05-Jun-08 11:42:12

Go for a wee to de-jizz and keep away cystitis - how romantic grin

sleep usually or on the very rare occasion of during the day then usually .... well actually its been that long I can't remember what I'd do grin

kama Thu 05-Jun-08 11:43:59

Sleep, more sex, or cigarette.

Feel you on the having to wee afterwards to avoid cystitis.

nickytwotimes Thu 05-Jun-08 11:44:36

Some of you manage more sex!

zippitippitoes Thu 05-Jun-08 11:46:19

well it depends usually lying around some more another shower together some food play scrabble go hiking go out for a meal or if it is night sleep

the usual immediate next thing is go to the loo

orangehead Thu 05-Jun-08 11:46:27

A wee, not so much about cystitis it just makes me need to wee. Then hugs while dh usually trying to go to sleep

lazarou Thu 05-Jun-08 11:47:00

I have to have a shower, then sleep

kama Thu 05-Jun-08 13:53:26

Why do you have to have a shower lazarou?

kama Thu 05-Jun-08 13:54:36

I am still trying to imagine having a cup of tea and a biscuit after sex in bed, that is so so funny!! It just sounds so BRITISH!

jingleyjen Thu 05-Jun-08 13:59:40


Iklboo Thu 05-Jun-08 14:00:38

A wee and a cuddle (not at the same time)

southeastastra Thu 05-Jun-08 14:01:02

have sex again

FioFio Thu 05-Jun-08 14:01:13

watch the video back

nickytwotimes Thu 05-Jun-08 14:01:17

Oh, kama, there's nothing better,lol!
I gave up fags 2 years ago...
You can tell how often I'm getting it by my waistline!

Celery Thu 05-Jun-08 14:02:25

finish myself off usually blush

daftpunk Thu 05-Jun-08 14:03:21

wake up

learningallthetime Thu 05-Jun-08 14:04:54

ROFL @ Celery

LynetteScavo Thu 05-Jun-08 14:05:09

Count my money. (JOKE!)

WilyWombat Thu 05-Jun-08 14:06:43

see jumpingbeans had the same reaction as me - I was going to say "go home to hubby" but I suspect the angry people will take me seriously LOL

FruitynNutty Thu 05-Jun-08 14:09:11

stick my legs in the air for as long as I can manage (before I get pins n needles) shouting "Swim, swim, swim like you've never swam before!" grin

foxythesnowfox Thu 05-Jun-08 14:09:44

get on with the rest of the chores


foxythesnowfox Thu 05-Jun-08 14:10:40

LOL Fruity - I am carrying that image around in my head now, you know that don't you? grin

Meeely2 Thu 05-Jun-08 14:11:00

wee, wash, sleep....

PinkTulips Thu 05-Jun-08 14:11:17


if during the day, smoke and a cuppa.

envy of more sex answers. dp's limit seems to be once every 24 hours sad i do miss proper shag sessions

Meeely2 Thu 05-Jun-08 14:11:31

sorry, wee, wash, don pants to catch dribbles, sleep

FruitynNutty Thu 05-Jun-08 14:12:07

LMAO foxy grin, Imagine what poor DP thinks then! ha ha

joash Thu 05-Jun-08 14:12:23

If I have had enough and don't want more - SLEEP

kama Thu 05-Jun-08 14:13:34

hahahaha nicky
and celery!!!

HuwEdwards Thu 05-Jun-08 14:13:58

close the stable door and go home.

nailpolish Thu 05-Jun-08 14:15:09


i ahve a friend who has to immediately wash in the shower

i find it quite sad

nickytwotimes Thu 05-Jun-08 14:16:22

Huw grin

LynetteScavo Thu 05-Jun-08 14:27:45

Why has no one invented some soaky-upy freshener feminine hygene thing for after sex?

DrNortherner Thu 05-Jun-08 14:29:08

aybe you should Lynette - I'd love to see that pitch on dragon's den grin

LynetteScavo Thu 05-Jun-08 14:31:22

I'm already imagining the TV ad'! grin

joash Thu 05-Jun-08 14:33:12

I have a friend who has to wash immediately before and after sex - and she makes the other person do the same. I find that totally wierd and surely it sort of kills-the-moment.

PinkTulips Thu 05-Jun-08 14:54:50

lynette, they're called baby wipes grin

Marne Thu 05-Jun-08 15:01:23

Sleep grin

kama Thu 05-Jun-08 15:02:19

Lynette, there are tons of products like that. Think it is called femifresh??? something like that

SoupKitchen Thu 05-Jun-08 15:23:23

get up and start my daysmile

notjustmom Thu 05-Jun-08 15:27:26

shower and sleep. call me weird but i just cannot sleep in my bed covered in jizz. sorry

expatinscotland Thu 05-Jun-08 15:28:35

go to sleep

joash Thu 05-Jun-08 15:29:47

how to avoid 'jizz' on the bedding?
Shag on the sofa, or footstool, or table grin

nailpolish Thu 05-Jun-08 15:30:28

its only jizz ffs. sex is a messy business, but worth it imo

i would be upset if my dh immediately got up to wash himself down

joash Thu 05-Jun-08 15:31:37

I always make sure it ends up on his side anyway, and if its on my side - I swap grin

SoupKitchen Thu 05-Jun-08 15:32:09

everyone seem to be evening people, switch to mornings and gtting up and showering is then the normal run of things

nailpolish Thu 05-Jun-08 15:33:10

morning is my favourite time too but its when small children are most likely to wander in

BibiThree Thu 05-Jun-08 15:34:00

I'd like to cuddle and fall asleep in post-coital bliss....

unfortunately I have to wash straight away or I get a reaction to the ... aherm ... jizz and have a terrible itch for days. Horribly unromantic though.

SoupKitchen Thu 05-Jun-08 15:36:18

I know but you can always to pretend to just be having a cuddle, depends on age of DC and how aerobic a sex life you have though.

Thomcat Thu 05-Jun-08 15:38:45

PMSl at Fio grin

Thomcat Thu 05-Jun-08 16:06:41

Ring DH and let him know I'm just leaving yoga now!

Go downstairs and get a bowl of cereal and a drink

mankymummy Thu 05-Jun-08 16:29:04

i'd say thank god for that (its been a while!!!!) grin wink

Kally Thu 05-Jun-08 16:35:39

Lay there and wonder to myself 'I must have been a good girl and its payback time' thats me with my new guy/lover after 26 years of miserable marriage!!!

elkiedee Thu 05-Jun-08 21:16:48

I always liked daytime sex but I think we've only had the chance once since ds was born 13 months ago, other than at night. We were at my mums and were sent off to have a rest grin

Celery that's me too blush

[slinks off to bed after answering 3 sex threads in a row...]

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