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How do you give a good blow job?

(111 Posts)
annesummers Wed 27-Feb-08 20:21:02

God this is totally embarassing but I need some tips on how to give a good or even reasonable blow job. I avoid it at all costs with dh because I know I'm really crap at doing them but I know he'd love it as an occasional treat! Does anyone know of anywhere I could look that's not too dodgy to learn about it?

lizandlulu Wed 27-Feb-08 20:26:30

i think an episode of sex and the city is waht you need. i just dont know which one!!

it went someting like 'pretend it is the most delicious lollipop you have ever tasted!'

lots of suction, just dont use teeth

lucky fellawink grin

annesummers Wed 27-Feb-08 20:28:29

Isn't rhythm really important. I can do the delicious lollipop bit I think. God this is gross in this context!

Use your hand too, in rhythm with your mouth.

I give great head grin

kittywise Wed 27-Feb-08 20:29:44

there was a thread on this recently ( not that I ever read threads like this you understandgrin.
I'll see if I can find it.

schneebly Wed 27-Feb-08 20:31:30

tease the end with the tip of your tongue a bit befoe you start the main..erm...sucking and make eye contact every so often wink

iom08 Wed 27-Feb-08 20:33:16

lots of spit and friction!!!!grin I have to confess to using the hand too - to control the thrusting otherwise gag reflex goes into overdrive....not sexy lol

AlistairSim Wed 27-Feb-08 20:33:23

I can vouch for the delicious lollipop/ice-cream thing.

I have been told several times that I give the best bj's in the world.

>preen in slightly sluttish way<

kittywise Wed 27-Feb-08 20:35:12

here!

littlelapin Wed 27-Feb-08 20:38:49

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Brilliant Littlelapin!

Donk Wed 27-Feb-08 20:42:16

I think Cod did a thread on this

schneebly Wed 27-Feb-08 20:43:09

also agree with the 'lots of spit' and 'use your hand too' comments

annesummers Wed 27-Feb-08 20:45:11

Thanks kittywise! Lol littlelapin!!

girlfrommars Wed 27-Feb-08 20:48:14

Try magazine websites like cosmo. That's where I got all my sex education from (as a teen) and it hasn't let me down yet.

Just don't look if you have teenagers as it might have you googling chastity belts.

Alexa808 Fri 29-Feb-08 16:25:35

Watch youporn.com

:-D

Tortington Fri 29-Feb-08 16:27:00

<<<clicks hide

hmm

Wisteria Fri 29-Feb-08 16:29:01

God it's not even wine 'o'clock yet.........

Marne Fri 29-Feb-08 16:37:17

Yes i agree with using the hand too, also treat it like a lollipop, use your hand on his shaft wislt teasing the end with your tongue, oh and lots of little kisses all over.

Very blush blush

Hope dh does'nt read this blush

Oblomov Fri 29-Feb-08 16:55:09

Watching with interest.

clumsymum Fri 29-Feb-08 16:59:15

Cosmo's March issue has an article in it about "What penises like best" or some such.
I only know because I looked at the magazine in the hairdressers this morning.

Quickly turned the pages over tho' cos I was in public!!

lollipopmother Fri 29-Feb-08 16:59:33

Definitely works to use your hand, I don't do it for his pleasure though, I'm selfish and just want as little of my mouth on there as possible! grin

Also if you're not confident in what you're doing just tell him to stop being so bloody lazy and tell you what he likes. Either he'll go for it, or he'll tell you that you're doing fine, or he'll run a mile at being so open and your problems will be solved either way! <<evil grin>>

lou33 Fri 29-Feb-08 17:03:16

i'd also recommend putting your finger up his bum and pushing on his prostate, at the same time as going down on him

gives a bigger orgasm imo

charliecat Fri 29-Feb-08 17:03:30

I would recommend some arse action, with your finger, and some pressure on the prostrate.
As well as all the other stuff.

charliecat Fri 29-Feb-08 17:04:00

<snort Lou>

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