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MhamaiJane Tue 24-Jul-07 18:47:30

I was going to namechange for this but ah what the hell!
Ok so here it goes, I met a lovely French man six weeks ago. He is courteous, considerate, kind, sexy, funny etc. You may be asking what the problem is, well.............he never shuts up! Sorry that's a bit blunt but it is basically true.

I'm myself blessed in the gift of the gab dept but feel if I don't "pardon the pun" say something <if I get a chance> that this relationship won't go anywhere, unless
I zone out and keep nodding and umming in the right places, which I'm already starting to do. Can anyone advise me on how I can sensitively approach this with him?

TIA

Desiderata Tue 24-Jul-07 20:12:18

CD, you are priceless

GibbonInARibbon Tue 24-Jul-07 20:12:16

the model looks so QVC

GibbonInARibbon Tue 24-Jul-07 20:11:36

pmsl CD

GibbonInARibbon Tue 24-Jul-07 20:10:48

yes...he may chill a little over the coming weeks and notice it's a one way conversation

Desiderata Tue 24-Jul-07 20:10:39

Every time he opens his mouth, put your fingers to your lips and stroke his bollocks at the same time. Stop stroking the minute he starts talking again.

Like Pavlov's dogs, he'll eventually make the connection.

MhamaiJane Tue 24-Jul-07 20:10:38

Oh God, now I'm paranoid that when I next meet him, I'll keep thinking of this thread and will lol at inapropriate moments.

Dior Tue 24-Jul-07 20:10:33

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aha
i have the answer
tah dah!!

TnOgu Tue 24-Jul-07 20:09:10

Well, M, if you loike him you may have to literally shut up and put up.

MhamaiJane Tue 24-Jul-07 20:08:22

CD!

Desiderata Tue 24-Jul-07 20:08:05

TnOgu, have you been smoking something?

TnOgu Tue 24-Jul-07 20:07:53

That's actually a very good idea, CD

MhamaiJane Tue 24-Jul-07 20:07:45

CD, oh please give me some hope that I can gently and firmly guide him into taking a breath. <hopeful emoticon> I loike him <wails>

or get yourself one of these

TnOgu Tue 24-Jul-07 20:07:21

hahaha

you could nick a "quiet carriage" sticker from a train and put it on your front door

TnOgu Tue 24-Jul-07 20:05:42

MhamaiJane Tue 24-Jul-07 20:05:20

Oh T actually crying with laughter here........genius

GibbonInARibbon Tue 24-Jul-07 20:04:30

good one desi

oh god
bin him

sorry but if he loves the sound of his own voice then there is little you can do

Desiderata Tue 24-Jul-07 20:04:10

Then tell him you won't shag him unless he shuts up.

RubySlippers Tue 24-Jul-07 20:03:56

but great sex ...
that counts for a lot, again IMVHO

GibbonInARibbon Tue 24-Jul-07 20:03:48

hmmmmm <strokes chin>

I would honestly find a jokey way of saying 'shut the fuck up it's my turn now'

jokey and more nicely put of course

Desiderata Tue 24-Jul-07 20:03:27

Such a shame, though. No one is ever perfect, are they?

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