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What a prick! Pissed offwith me because I've got my period.

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FindingSmeagol Sun 21-Aug-16 15:12:17

I've been away from Dp for a week with dd 2. It was only meant to be a couple of nights but she ended up in hospital for one night with an infection (absolutely fine now) so I went from there to my family as I knew he'd be working and I wanted some support. First morning home and he notices San pro in the bathroom and says 'oh ffs your kidding?!' Um no these things happen monthly and no I've no control over it hmm. I said 'you are Joking right? He's not. He feels cheated out of another few days of sex because he knows I'm not up for it in the first few days. Not really an AIBU. Just a 'what a cockwoble' klaxon type rant. Agh and breathe.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Sun 21-Aug-16 15:14:15

Tell him that you only have your period for 5 days a month
He's a twat every day of the month

Amelie10 Sun 21-Aug-16 15:15:40

He's a catch isn't he.

AyeAmarok Sun 21-Aug-16 15:16:19

Well, he sounds like a catch confused

RockyBird Sun 21-Aug-16 15:16:32

Yep, cockwomble.

NeedACleverNN Sun 21-Aug-16 15:16:58

Why is sex such a big fucking deal with men?!

I haven't had sex since New Year's Eve. My sex drive has just dissapeared.

My dh is fully supportive and is waiting for me to come back to him

molyholy Sun 21-Aug-16 15:17:46

What a charmer.

miserablesod Sun 21-Aug-16 15:18:35

I'd be pretending i was on a never ending period just to annoy him even more.

GreatFuckability Sun 21-Aug-16 15:19:08

he'd be getting no sex for far longer than a period lasts if he was my DP. in fact i'd be disinclined to ever sleep with him again.

Careforadrink Sun 21-Aug-16 15:22:04

Yanbu

I'd tell him until he can be a bit more respectful he will be waiting a good deal longer than a few days.

JenniferYellowHat1980 Sun 21-Aug-16 15:25:14

Ugh. Creep.

ShutTheFuckUpBarbara Sun 21-Aug-16 15:25:35

LTB

JenLindley Sun 21-Aug-16 15:27:40

Right so he assumes he'd be getting it if you weren't on your period? hmm

humblesims Sun 21-Aug-16 15:27:59

I think if you have your period you are legally allowed to punch his lights out. LTB.

candybar007 Sun 21-Aug-16 15:28:37

A wise person once said Expect nothing and you wont be disappointed.

Print it out and show it to your prick of a Dp.

Stevefromstevenage Sun 21-Aug-16 15:29:16

I had a coil fitted for years and then after getting it out and getting pregnant and BF halted my periods for 17 months, my DH got a little snotty that periods were happening each and every month and inconveniencing his sex life hmm, I tore him a new one for that. Not one of his finer husband moments, the selfish arse.

3littlefrogs Sun 21-Aug-16 15:29:28

He sounds delightful. hmm

DoinItFine Sun 21-Aug-16 15:29:50

Poor him, his vagina is back but out of action.

Where is he meant to stick his penis now?

Just5minswithDacre Sun 21-Aug-16 15:30:25

I seriously would consider LingTB for that because it's indicative of an idiot man child.

What's he like otherwise?

Lilacpink40 Sun 21-Aug-16 15:31:54

As Jen pointed out, if you don't have a period would he automatically get sex?

This leads to the bigger picture, is sex something you do for equal fun, or are you expected to regularly serve him?

TheSilverChair Sun 21-Aug-16 15:32:03

What a charmer.

CrepeDeChineWag Sun 21-Aug-16 15:32:20

He's a charmer hmm

CrepeDeChineWag Sun 21-Aug-16 15:32:42

Ha! grin

Costacoffeeplease Sun 21-Aug-16 15:32:49

What a prize he is - prize twat

JudyCoolibar Sun 21-Aug-16 15:32:55

Tell him to get over it and that every whinge from now on will earn him another fortnight's celibacy.

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