What is the worst thing a man has ever said to you after sex?

[user1467042399]

Mine has to be after I got back with my ex afterwards he said "thankyou I needed that"
Kind of felt awkward.
Or another guy said "I'm so pleased we are friends"

[wonderingsoul]

It wasnt said.

But when i was 17 a boyfriend went down on ne only at it for a few minutes till he raised hea head and threw up on me saying "he kept thinjing he was licking a vag where wee comes out of and it was off putting"

I was clean but my god did thay put me of orally for years.

[littlewoollypervert]

I was told last night after dtd "You're a good ride" (but it was a joke and we both burst out laughing)

[SaveSomeSpendSome]

I really wasnt expecting that all at, you were alot better than i thought!

[ElspethFlashman]

He started singing "Why Does it Always Rain on Me" in accurately mournful tone. I genuinely think it was just a song that was stuck in his head but it was bad in the context!

It may have been completely unconscious but I thought "you cheeky fucker, I should be singing that - you were shit!"

[ChickyDuck]

"Was that the first time you've done that...?"

It wasn't...

[TheWeeBabySeamus1]

My ex, who I was with for 8 years, said thank you after. Every. Single. Time. For 8 years.

[whitershadeofpale]

A while later after he'd gone a bit of weird:

'You made me feel really crap about myself'

[Zuccarelli]

"I wanted to cum on your face". Charming

[BeamMeUpScottie]

In my young and wild years I had unprotected sex with a one night stand .. Next morning, I said "that was stupid of us, I've never done that before" and he replied with "i don't care, me, I've probably already got hiv"....cue months of stress till I could have a test. Never did that again!

[SealSong]

That I reminded him of his sister

[UmbongoUnchained]

"You have a lovely cunt."

[LanaorAna1]

'Thank you Fiona.'

His ex was Fiona.

[Greengreenleaf]

Sorry about the phone ringing it's probably my wife

[TirNaNog100]

From my beloved husband: 'what do you do that's so special
despite all your experience?'

[DiamondInTheRuff]

"Oh shit. The condom's come off..."

Was going quite well up until that point!

[Greengreenleaf]

And no I didn't know he had a wife!

[2nds]

Theweebabyseamus did we go out with the same guy? My ex said that every time too :-(

[2nds]

Lol greengreenleaf what did you do when he said that?

[TheWeeBabySeamus1]

2nds Did yours also pat you on the head after a blow job saying "That was good, thank you"?

[ReallyNoEyeDeer]

my god did thay put me of orally for years.

wonderingsoul has been possessed by the ghost of Stanley Unwin!

[Greta28]

What's wrong with saying: I needed that?

I say that to a husband after an occasional short dry spell

Cant remember any bad comments after sex. I remember a guy not even getting off the bed or walking me to the door/ taxi/whatever. He just laid in bed as couldn't be arsed and I felt so cheap having to organise my own way home.

[NickiFury]

"To be honest I only did it to get back at "

What a twat.

[Purplebluebird]

My ex when we were young (he was 20) used to say "kaching!" after sex. As in "kaching, I got laid!".

I thought it was funny then (I was 16), but now I just cringe :p

[isthistoonosy]

You'll need to leave before my dad gets here. I'm getting married today,

Lucky woman

Although anther guy I slept with over two weekends later told me he had got married on the Wed between, so .....

[CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger]

"I've got AIDS", to 14 year old (virgin) me after he'd just forced himself on me.