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Relationships

Tracey Emin: 'The stone I married is beautiful and dignified – it will never let me down'

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Hillfarmer · 24/05/2016 20:47

From today's Grauniad.

I'm with Tracey. Anyone else?

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TheoriginalLEM · 24/05/2016 20:50

i might marry my cheese plant.

Soneone should tell her if it rolls on her foot its a massive red flag and she should leave the bastard.

Gide · 24/05/2016 20:51

She's fucking mental.

TheoriginalLEM · 24/05/2016 20:58

You think? shes a millionaire - happen shes pretty on the ball and laughing all the way to the bank.

AttilaTheMeerkat · 24/05/2016 21:03

A sham marriage?

RiceCrispieTreats · 24/05/2016 21:04

Well, I think that there will be a lot less of that beautiful mystery of discovering an other being, with a stone. A lot less mutual support. It seems a shame to miss out on that, in a marriage.

Acopyofacopy · 24/05/2016 21:04

Never really understood her 'art' before, unlikely that I will ever get it. Very unsophisticated, moi. [shrug]

Olddear · 24/05/2016 21:07

Mick Jagger??

gaggiagirl · 24/05/2016 21:12

I really like her. Best wishes to them!

Hillfarmer · 24/05/2016 21:14

Yeah Olddear keep away from Rolling Stones, deffo.

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ForalltheSaints · 24/05/2016 21:17

Probably the stone is worth a lot less than 'My Bed'

ButIbeingpoor · 24/05/2016 21:20

I had a fling with a rock, it's over now. We've both moved on......

VocationalGoat · 24/05/2016 21:25

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Olddear · 24/05/2016 21:27

Rock on Tracey!

mustbesunday · 24/05/2016 21:36

I had a thing with a stone once, had to end it though as they were far too shy. Just wished they could have been a little boulder.

Theladyloriana · 24/05/2016 22:41

Must

KatieKaboom · 26/05/2016 04:06

Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's sedimentary..

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 26/05/2016 04:37

When it refuses to communicate about pebbledashing the loo, will we accuse it of stonewalling?

cherrytree63 · 26/05/2016 05:17

I had a fling with a stone. Broke two windows and gave me shingles.

Destinysdaughter · 26/05/2016 05:20

I want to marry my cat.😻

VoyageOfDad · 26/05/2016 08:12

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Zaurak · 26/05/2016 08:59

Will the kids be a chip off the old block?

corythatwas · 26/05/2016 11:29

Is she planning to build her house on it?

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mustbesunday · 26/05/2016 20:24

It's no laughing matter. It was very rocky for a while and I wanted to start afresh with a clean slate.

ForalltheSaints · 28/05/2016 08:10

If Tracey was marrying a cheese would it be Eminthal?

Skiptonlass · 28/05/2016 12:16

That's gneiss dear ....

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