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Unusual fantasy?

(38 Posts)
Amelia1111 Wed 16-Mar-16 09:24:31

Hello all
New to this website, I hope I'm doing this right!!
My husband has recently told me about a fantasy of his. He wants to sit in a chair whilst I (and maybe other women) rub custard pies in his face!? Has anyone heard about this? He says it's the humiliation and submission of it
I think it sounds like great fun and a bit of stress relief so I'll probably do it, what do people thnk?!

ML

kelda Wed 16-Mar-16 09:26:01

Who's going to clean it all up afterwards?

decslover Wed 16-Mar-16 09:26:35

Okaaaaaaaay ......

Personably I'd freak out at the mess.

TheNaze73 Wed 16-Mar-16 09:30:39

Doesn't everyone do this.....? wink

SnowBallsAreHere Wed 16-Mar-16 09:31:10

Is he a clown?

decslover Wed 16-Mar-16 09:31:43

I prefer shaving foam pies. Easier to clean up.

ijustwannadance Wed 16-Mar-16 09:32:54

Buy him the pie face game

ijustwannadance Wed 16-Mar-16 09:34:35

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B010F029Y4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1458120810&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=pie+face+game&dpPl=1&dpID=61itu15rgzL&ref=plSrch

LineyReborn Wed 16-Mar-16 09:35:44

Has he got massively long feet? Do his car doors fall off?

WestleyAndButtockUp Wed 16-Mar-16 09:45:14

I've heard of this as a fetish. I think you should try most things once...

Pixa Wed 16-Mar-16 09:51:24

Isn't is a fetish called 'sploshing'?

Summerlovinf Wed 16-Mar-16 10:14:26

A chair fetishist? Ew...

molyholy Wed 16-Mar-16 10:21:06

Buy him the pie face game grin

ClaudiaApfelstrudel Wed 16-Mar-16 10:26:28

why does he mention "and other women"? that would give me an alarm bell ringing in my head but maybe I'm overthinking it idk

VoldysGoneMouldy Wed 16-Mar-16 10:54:31

Has he been watching clown porn or something?

loveyoutothemoon Wed 16-Mar-16 11:16:12

Bollocks.

MajesticWhine Wed 16-Mar-16 11:17:20

Sounds like fun. I would do it. I'd want to be in the chair though wink

PrincessBooBoo Wed 16-Mar-16 22:38:42

What actually is a custard pie? Ive never seen a recipe for one??

wonderingsoul Wed 16-Mar-16 22:49:37

I've heard about this. It's not THAT uncommon.

Good money in it to. Once read a story where a lady got paid something like 400 pounds to bath in a bath tub of baked beans for 2 hours.

She'd do video links from home where shed take requests on what to rub/splat on her self.

CheersMedea Thu 17-Mar-16 13:18:25

It is a thing:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy_fetishism

If it doesn't bother you, no problem. I think I'd have a hard time keeping a straight face!

MissusWrex Thu 17-Mar-16 13:20:10

How tame.

Round ere' we smack em in the face with frozen legs of lamb.

MajesticWhine Thu 17-Mar-16 13:24:56

btw, this kind of fetish is why people install wet rooms. Fact

TheCountessofFitzdotterel Thu 17-Mar-16 13:27:23

This is Mumsnet. I hope you're talking about home made custard.

Joy69 Thu 17-Mar-16 15:16:36

Sounds a great laugh. Do it!

ImperialBlether Thu 17-Mar-16 15:17:50

With eggs, Countess. Free range ones.

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