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Unusual fantasy?

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Amelia1111 · 16/03/2016 09:24

Hello all
New to this website, I hope I'm doing this right!!
My husband has recently told me about a fantasy of his. He wants to sit in a chair whilst I (and maybe other women) rub custard pies in his face!? Has anyone heard about this? He says it's the humiliation and submission of it
I think it sounds like great fun and a bit of stress relief so I'll probably do it, what do people thnk?!

ML

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kelda · 16/03/2016 09:26

Who's going to clean it all up afterwards?

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decslover · 16/03/2016 09:26

Okaaaaaaaay ......

Personably I'd freak out at the mess.

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TheNaze73 · 16/03/2016 09:30

Doesn't everyone do this.....? Wink

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SnowBallsAreHere · 16/03/2016 09:31

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decslover · 16/03/2016 09:31

I prefer shaving foam pies. Easier to clean up.

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ijustwannadance · 16/03/2016 09:32

Buy him the pie face game

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LineyReborn · 16/03/2016 09:35

Has he got massively long feet? Do his car doors fall off?

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WestleyAndButtockUp · 16/03/2016 09:45

I've heard of this as a fetish. I think you should try most things once...

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Pixa · 16/03/2016 09:51

Isn't is a fetish called 'sploshing'?

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Summerlovinf · 16/03/2016 10:14

A chair fetishist? Ew...

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molyholy · 16/03/2016 10:21

Buy him the pie face game Grin

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ClaudiaApfelstrudel · 16/03/2016 10:26

why does he mention "and other women"? that would give me an alarm bell ringing in my head but maybe I'm overthinking it idk

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VoldysGoneMouldy · 16/03/2016 10:54

Has he been watching clown porn or something?

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loveyoutothemoon · 16/03/2016 11:16

Bollocks.

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MajesticWhine · 16/03/2016 11:17

Sounds like fun. I would do it. I'd want to be in the chair though Wink

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PrincessBooBoo · 16/03/2016 22:38

What actually is a custard pie? Ive never seen a recipe for one??

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wonderingsoul · 16/03/2016 22:49

I've heard about this. It's not THAT uncommon.

Good money in it to. Once read a story where a lady got paid something like 400 pounds to bath in a bath tub of baked beans for 2 hours.

She'd do video links from home where shed take requests on what to rub/splat on her self.

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CheersMedea · 17/03/2016 13:18

It is a thing:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy_fetishism

If it doesn't bother you, no problem. I think I'd have a hard time keeping a straight face!

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MissusWrex · 17/03/2016 13:20

How tame.

Round ere' we smack em in the face with frozen legs of lamb.

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MajesticWhine · 17/03/2016 13:24

btw, this kind of fetish is why people install wet rooms. Fact

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TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 17/03/2016 13:27

This is Mumsnet. I hope you're talking about home made custard.

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Joy69 · 17/03/2016 15:16

Sounds a great laugh. Do it!

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ImperialBlether · 17/03/2016 15:17

With eggs, Countess. Free range ones.

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iklboo · 17/03/2016 15:26

Hope he's not lactose intolerant. That's a whole other mess you don't want to have to clean up.

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