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Revenge is a dish best served with a BURN

(54 Posts)
pocketsaviour Sun 31-Jan-16 20:21:03

Bwahahaha. 100% sure this fuckwit was about to try for a booty call hmm

Hissy Sun 31-Jan-16 20:29:41

Yours?
RESPECT!

pocketsaviour Sun 31-Jan-16 20:32:57

Oh yeah. All my fuckwit sad to say... But it feels good to put the idiot in his place!

gaggiagirl Sun 31-Jan-16 20:33:26

Haaaaaa! 😅

You are a bloody legend!

HandyWoman Sun 31-Jan-16 20:42:46

Awesome grin

Anniegetyourgun Sun 31-Jan-16 21:16:22

Nicely played indeed.

PassTheWench Sun 31-Jan-16 21:18:55

Genius!

OnceAMeerNotAlwaysAMeer Sun 31-Jan-16 21:20:34

Wow .... he actually -replied- to those texts?

my god he's got shale where other people have skin. Ugh, yay for getting rid

Yseulte Sun 31-Jan-16 21:21:41

Schadenfreude tastes goood.

NoncommittalToSparkleMotion Sun 31-Jan-16 21:23:37

Snap! starwine

ineedabodytransplant Sun 31-Jan-16 21:56:39

Shale? Does that make him a fracking twat? grin

forumdonkey Sun 31-Jan-16 21:58:02

MN really needs a like button!!!

ImperialBlether Sun 31-Jan-16 22:02:48

grin at "Yes this is him."

Hissy Sun 31-Jan-16 22:06:28

You need to name change love

Pocketsavior becomes PocketHero

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Sun 31-Jan-16 22:22:08

That's bloody fantastic! Fucking fistbump OP! grin

tribpot Sun 31-Jan-16 22:25:50

Snort. What kind of idiot doesn't reply to that with 'no, not him - god he sounds like a prick' and then slinks off, never to return. Ha ha ha.

ToomuchChocolatemeansBootcamp Sun 31-Jan-16 22:30:50

Just epic. Well done OP. What a bellend.

DragonsCanHop Sun 31-Jan-16 22:32:06

Very well played by you!

0verNow Sun 31-Jan-16 22:32:45

Shouldn't it be "Yes, this is he"?

Can't even get his grammar right...

kittybiscuits Sun 31-Jan-16 22:52:57

star

pocketsaviour Mon 01-Feb-16 07:15:54

Thanks all grin

Yes I was expecting an "oops wrong number" or just silence. I can't believe he replied like that. Utter knobhead.

I had blocked his number on my handset - but I factory reset my phone last week and it obviously only blocks on the handset, not the sim card. So one to remember!

Anniegetyourgun Mon 01-Feb-16 07:18:59

I take it he wasn't contacting you to arrange a repayment schedule?

Actually, don't bother to answer that, I think we all know.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse Mon 01-Feb-16 07:22:07

Brilliant grin

I'm glad I read this first thing. It's warmed my heart for the day ahead.

I had a good chuckle at fracking twat too grin

Well done Pocket. What a prat he is.

bb888 Mon 01-Feb-16 07:24:23

Wow, thats brilliant. Well done grin

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