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Mooncups and Anal Sex Ooh er

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ATempName · 21/03/2015 15:14

Simple question really. Can you have anal sex if you have a mooncup inserted up your vagina? Would it still be comfortable?

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Ouchbloodyouch · 21/03/2015 15:16

My simple questions are usually 'what do you fancy for tea'?

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gamerchick · 21/03/2015 15:17

Only one way to find out just make sure your partner fully dilates your arse first?

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Pipbin · 21/03/2015 15:20

Would it ever be comfortable?

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PilchardPrincess · 21/03/2015 15:20

If you want to then try it and find out.

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PilchardPrincess · 21/03/2015 15:20

lol pipbin excellent point

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TheImprobableGirl · 21/03/2015 15:22

ouchbloodyouch
Your username and comment sum up my entire feelings on this :)

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CactusAnnie · 21/03/2015 15:23

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lunalelle · 21/03/2015 15:24

Well, the only way to find out is to try it, because everyone's body is different. As long as you adhere to strict hygiene measures, I can't see how it would harm you.

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RubbishMantra · 21/03/2015 15:24

No idea.

But it would probably cause the contents of the mooncup to squish out. Confused

Are you so desperate for a bit of the old anal action that it couldn't wait a few days?

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candyce83 · 21/03/2015 15:25

gross.

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MajesticWhine · 21/03/2015 15:26

I have not tried this. But my guess is not comfortable, even after several drinks, and some lube.

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RubbishMantra · 21/03/2015 15:26

Ha! You make an excellent point Pipbin.

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YellowTulips · 21/03/2015 15:28

Nearly spat out my tea Grin

Just how many things can you hold inside you at once Shock

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ATempName · 21/03/2015 15:29

Interesting answers so far Grin . Cactus Annie you made me laugh.


I honestly thought this was quite a reasonable question. Perhaps it it too hard to find the overlap between the two minority groups? Grin but I remain hopeful.

Thank you to those so far who have tried to help.

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Pixa · 21/03/2015 15:33

Logically, I think it would be fine. I don't know if comfortable is the word I would use though.

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KissyBoo · 21/03/2015 15:33

Never understood the fixation with taking it up the shitter on here.

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FarelyKnuts · 21/03/2015 15:34

Well you can. As to whether you want to or not.
According to good old Dr Google it is definitely noticable for the partner though less so for the wearer.
Try softcup?

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EhricLovesTheBhrothers · 21/03/2015 15:36

I think you would be able to feel the mooncup as it would get squashed by the penis. If it were me it would make the mooncup feel like it was falling out (based on what happens when I have a poo)
Tmi?

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Gingermum · 21/03/2015 15:37

For some reason the title of this thread reminds me of that soppy 1970 Eurovision song by Dana: All Kinds of Everything

Snowdrops and daffodils
butterflies and bees
Sanitary towels that never stick
And fall past my knees
It's a drag
We want to shag
But I'm only on Day Two
Mooncups and Anal Sex remind me of you-hoo! Grin Grin

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MooseBeTimeForSnow · 21/03/2015 15:42

Now that has just made me snort back my tea Gingermum

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Hobbitwife001 · 21/03/2015 15:44

As AF would say , 'how like the home life of our own dear queen' Grin
Ps, I'm an old gimmer, wtf is a mooncup?

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ATempName · 21/03/2015 15:48

I remember the tune to All Kinds of Everything perfectly and you've made a perfect verse there Gingermum.Grin

Those of you who seem to understand this perfectly valid question, have said what I suspected - that it would feel a bit funny. Perhaps the usual menstrual mess is preferable after all.

HOwever, I shall still wait for someone who is in that middle crossover bit of my Venn diagram (can't remember if it has a name). No one has come on with personal experience of my cunning plan and I wish they would.

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MajesticWhine · 21/03/2015 15:48

give him a titwank, it is not in the least bit uncomfortable.

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chosenone · 21/03/2015 15:50

Well many people cope with double penetration (not me!) ....so its surely doable but sounds gross and surely is going to get messy !

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RubbishMantra · 21/03/2015 15:53

Dana lyrics, venn diagrams, anal sex and "menstrual mess". All in 1 thread.

Genius.

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