Very weird penis

[Nais83]

Ok I don't know who else to ask because quite frankly it's really embarrassing and it's really concerning me and I am worried that I will not be able to get over this... Many of you will laugh which is why I could not tell my friends. My partner and I werr together for six weeks before we had any sexual contact and last week was the first time we had any kind of sexual contact because I am very concerned that a man wants me for me I want to take it slow. I saw his penis for the first time and well it has a smile in it....it literally looks like a face smiling... I really am freaked out by it but more than that I cannot imagine not seeing it when I look at it... It's like I feel I am being watched. It is formed by a combination of creases and two moles. Seriously I really don't see how anybody could look at it and not see what I am seeing. I love him, he is such a lively man and so very kind and I don't want to bring up the subject as it sounds totally bizarre but it's like having a face looking at me. Please give me advice...serious not joking advice

[Applecrumbling]

The face aside, was the sex good?

[IAmAPaleontologist]

Oh look. Schools broke up yesterday.

[bumpthedoor]

A happy willy is a joy forever. Lucky you.

[GilbertBlytheWouldGiftIt]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[PacificDogwood]

Did it look like this:

1/10

[gamerchick]

As long as it's clean and works then just ignore/shut your eyes.

You won't really be seeing much of it yet anyway will you as condoms cover it up.

[GooodMythicalMorning]

Sounds lovely

[Jackie0]

Ffs I hate school hols

[Nais83]

Yes the sex was good. And why do people have to be so judgemental I knew that would happen

[12daysofpissedoff]

Maybe he was just pleased to see you?

[LoisChristmasPuddingLane]

Cover it with creosote - you won't need to look at the smiley face then.

[GilbertBlytheWouldGiftIt]

Just don't stare at it? At least it's a happy face, would be worse if it looked angry!

[12daysofpissedoff]

I once knew someone whose bellend looked like Darth Vader's helmet. It didnt frighten me off ...

[WhyYouGottaBeSoRude]

Embrace it. At least it's smiling. It could be at you

[PacificDogwood]

We are not judgemental - just taking the piss

I agree, be thankful: it could have been a critical face, like so

[ClashCityRocker]

Are penises usually creased?

[dirtybadger]

Moles or warts?

I think you'll get over it though. Try to just think of it as a quirk.

[Applecrumbling]

Well if the sex is good and you're attracted I think you'll get used to it

[LoisChristmasPuddingLane]

What's worse is if your partner has a bent penis and you have a vagina that is also a bit off kilter.

[TheSpottedZebra]

Nobody knows it, but he's got a secret smile..

[PacificDogwood]

Zebra

[RattieBagTheOldHag]

I don't believe you get 'moles' on the end of willies???


Now there's a phrase I didn't think I'd ever need.

[niceupthedance]

Put a condom on it

[GarlicDrankTheChristmasSpirit]

Oooh, Lois, you're not wrong there!

A distorted young fellow named Fred
Had a tool with a corkscrew-shaped head.
He found, having hunted,
A girl similarly-cunted,
But - alas! - with a left-handed thread.

[Cocolepew]

Is it a face when soft ?