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Fancy my boss! Help

(221 Posts)
AdvicePlease1709 Mon 24-Feb-14 20:22:13

I have name changed as i really don't want to be outed. I work very closely with my boss and have a good working relationship.

Just recently though i find myself losing concentration in meetings because i am looking at him and bloody dreaming about him at night.

I feel like i am a teenager again and it is really affecting my work. It wouldn't be so bad if i didn't have to work with him nearly every hour of the day.

I am seriously considering looking for work elsewhere.

AdvicePlease1709 Tue 25-Feb-14 18:33:52

He is single.

I think my major concern is that I am shit at flirting so I wouldn't know how to be subtle and I would probably make a fool of myself.

Have you tried bending over the desk and handing him a ruler?

<Secretary film fantasy>

maggiemight Tue 25-Feb-14 18:39:19

Have you tried bending over the desk and handing him a ruler

ERrr, is she facing him or beside his chair or what never was any good at flirting

TypicaLibra Tue 25-Feb-14 18:41:05

How about licking his chest in manner of PudseyDuck grin grin grin

AdvicePlease1709 Tue 25-Feb-14 18:47:34

I may hold of on licking him. I am for something to eat so I will report back in a little while.

PortofinoRevisited Tue 25-Feb-14 19:25:16

Don't eat him - it's not professional.

AdvicePlease1709 Tue 25-Feb-14 20:29:47

Well i am back in my room. Dinner was nice.

I tried to flirt a little but i think it went completely unnoticed and i now plan to give up. I think it may be time to start on the mini bar.

AdvicePlease1709 Tue 25-Feb-14 21:28:35

He has just text to see if i fancy sharing his mini bar. Do i stay or do i go?

Lurleene Tue 25-Feb-14 21:34:05

Go. Now.

Go!

AdvicePlease1709 Tue 25-Feb-14 21:38:01

Right i'm going. Thanks for the advice

Needadvice5 Tue 25-Feb-14 21:40:32

This is exciting! Hope it goes well!

EricNorthmansFangbanger Tue 25-Feb-14 21:43:48

Glad you are going, maybe the flirting didn't go unnoticed after all? Have fun wink

Loggins Tue 25-Feb-14 22:21:04

Didn't need much convincing did you ;)

At this very moment she will be running down the corridor in her flannelette nighty and her velcro fastened slippers, rearranging her curlers and trying to wipe the Ponds Vanishing cream from her face.

How can he resist?

maggiemight Tue 25-Feb-14 22:27:47

Minibars are extortionate - he must be keen!

RubyrooUK Tue 25-Feb-14 22:32:35

We need a report. <nosy and bored>

WhereMyMilk Tue 25-Feb-14 22:33:08

Am shamelessly marking my spot just for shits and giggles!
grin

Mrswellyboot Tue 25-Feb-14 22:36:45

Totally marking my place. This has livened up my Tuesday night. Will treat myself to a mug of hot milk grin

fortyplus Tue 25-Feb-14 22:37:08

OMG this is brilliant - the start of a new romance no doubt smile

AdvicePlease1709 Tue 25-Feb-14 22:43:18

Well I have just spent a good half an hour going through the presentation for tomorrow's meeting which has been thrilling so I have excused myself to the loo.

5 more minutes and I'm goin to bed. I will update as soon as I can

fortyplus Wed 26-Feb-14 08:02:46

Goodness! Either you were so bored you fell asleep or... wink

AuntieBrenda Wed 26-Feb-14 08:11:40

OP OP OP! I've been lurking! Update please! smile

Jinsei Wed 26-Feb-14 08:25:36

Marking place for updates! smile

AlpacaYourThings Wed 26-Feb-14 08:30:12

Totalling marking my place! [shameless]

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