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Putting a sexy spin on a family game - Sexual Uno anyone?

(27 Posts)
gonetobed Wed 06-Nov-13 22:14:09

Having enjoyed a big family game of Uno at the weekend, my 'friend' discussed how it could be made more exciting by putting a sexual spin on it, once the kids have gone to bed of course.

For example, laying down the draw 2 or 4 cards means the next player has to kiss you that number of times on any body part.

How about the wildcard? What could happen if that gets played?

At the end of the game, how about you add up the face value of the cards and that's how many minutes that person has to perform oral sex on the winner?

Have you put a sexual spin on any other games? Help me spice up my weekends people wink

Dahlen Thu 07-Nov-13 16:43:38

Pictionary... grin

Lweji Thu 07-Nov-13 16:43:19

8 minutes of oral sex please

Good god, I'd be bored or already have orgasmed way before it finished.

Lweji Thu 07-Nov-13 16:41:22

Christ, who could be arsed? Why don't you just have sex!

I'll go with this one.

ExH once got some sex dice. I think they are still somewhere unused. Or have I thrown them away? hmm Should I Freecycle them?

gonetobed Thu 07-Nov-13 16:18:46

Yes would be 2 player and with OH.

Tbh we discussed it, and it was probably more fun thinking of different things to 'do' on the different cards. Actually playing it out may just be a bit of an anti-climax.

Strip Connect 4 sounds funny, although Im shit at that, so could be just me naked!

Dahlen Thu 07-Nov-13 15:54:00

I know this isn't my sort of thing because I've tried it out in many different forms already. I've had extremely adventurous sex in my life, thanks. wink

Funny really, but the more sex I've had, the more I've moved away from 'adventurous' sex because I've realised that for me real sexual excitement is all about the anticipation way before any clothes come off, and the quality of the orgasm at the end.

But like I say, each to their own.

How about Strip Connect 4? grin

ShadeofViolet Thu 07-Nov-13 14:38:13

Well you could always play hoopla!

I might pee myself laughing though, and that would be the end of that.

LineRunner Thu 07-Nov-13 14:26:07

I guess one person's adventurous is another person's naff.

Andy1964 Thu 07-Nov-13 14:16:46

Blimey, not very adventrous are we. My DW would try to make me loose with as many points as possible ;)

Live a little for gods sake, we are only here once and might as well make the most of it.

Dahlen Thu 07-Nov-13 12:46:01

Personally, sex games make me cringe. At best they are so funny that they cease to be erotic. At worst they just make you feel like an extra in a pornified carry-on film. But each to their own. It would be a sad world if we all fancied the same people or got off on the same things.

I think raising the sexual tension through ever-so-subtle means rather than in-your-face games is actually far more exciting, especially in a situation where you can't do anything about it for a while.

HeirToTheIronThrone Thu 07-Nov-13 12:42:21

I have played strip Uno in my murky past...

TheArticFunky Thu 07-Nov-13 12:39:57

Who would you be playing the game with?

badgersoup Thu 07-Nov-13 12:22:56

I think it's funny. No need to be mean to the OP. Probably better of just having sex though, that's pretty fun wink

JuneauWhoIAm Thu 07-Nov-13 11:20:10

How many players?

gonetobed Thu 07-Nov-13 09:27:31

lol - maybe I should have started this on a Friday night. I just think it would be fun - cant see why ppl think its odd really.

I also LOVE playing pigs - that might be fun to sauce up too

Sexual uno?! Jesus. You can buy games from ann summers if you really need this in your life. How could you possibly make up these rules with a straight face? Ok darling, you scored 8 so 8 minutes of oral sex please, off you go...cringe!

hmm

LineRunner Wed 06-Nov-13 23:08:22

Very odd, Dippy.

DippyDoohDahDay Wed 06-Nov-13 23:04:44

Lol @ line runner.
Odd thread!!

LineRunner Wed 06-Nov-13 22:43:23

Have you thought of creating your own Monopoly Board featuring the Oxo Tower?

Heartbrokenmum73 Wed 06-Nov-13 22:39:48

No. Stop it. I love Uno. My DD loves Uno.

Just no.

Repeatedlydoingthetwist Wed 06-Nov-13 22:22:53

It makes me feel a bit sad that you have considered this.

ceramicunicorn Wed 06-Nov-13 22:21:42

I can barely find time be arsed to have sex at all. Sod counting cards as well.

Just buy a strap on

Helpyourself Wed 06-Nov-13 22:19:34

Eugh. Just no!

cosydressinggown Wed 06-Nov-13 22:19:26

Christ, who could be arsed? Why don't you just have sex!

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