OK, I know this will sound trolly, so... nice ham, pombears, biscuits, LTB, etc etc
Right. I am halfway through divorcing stbxh for being all EA and twatty. I have a new boyfriend :-D He is lovely, funny, clever and a great dancer.
Also. He is very experienced and skillful in bed. I know I've been married for yonks (I was with stbxh for 7 years), and I'm only young still, but due to my attitude towards various forms of non monogamy, I'm relatively experienced myself. This man KNOWS what he is doing. He has a reputation.
My issue is... he is quite large. I only had xh for the last three or so years, and things got a bit married sex, so maybe I'm just dead inside.
He made me BLEED. He's filthy too (which I love) but that means that he, erm, hurts various parts. He is entirely willing to do whatever I ask (and anyway even if he wanted anything else, he is more than welcome to go and do it to some other poor young lady or gentleman) I don't want to just stick to boring positions due to said amazingness, but I also would like to not get injured.
What can I do? Is there some kind of...method? Or something?...
I've shagged about 50 people. This is a new issue.
He is very lovely and doesn't want to hurt me, but he also seems to find it all quite funny
I AM NOT A TROLL.
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WordsAreNoUseAtAll · 23/10/2013 23:07
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