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Sex: talk to me about testicals please!

41 replies

Mazzledazzle · 09/10/2013 12:47

My DH has hinted that he'd like me to play with his balls during sex, but not really sure what to do.

Any tips?

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Neitheronethingortheother · 09/10/2013 12:49

teabagging ?

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VoodooHexDoll · 09/10/2013 12:54

Two glasses one with ice water in another with warn tea. Take a drink and a ball then a mouth full of other and suck, swirl type thing! Alternate between hot and cold.

Only works if you plan ahead!

Choclate paint, paint on with a brush and lick off.

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HerdyHerdwick · 09/10/2013 12:55

It's quite simple, OP. if he wants you to play with them, ask HIM what he likes.
What makes you think a bunch of posters on MN are better qualified to know how your DH likes his balls stimulated than DH himself?
Great sex is often about good communication. This your perfect opportunity to communicate.

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NoMoreMadCatLady · 09/10/2013 13:01

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HerdyHerdwick · 09/10/2013 13:08

Grin catlady

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BelaLugosisShed · 09/10/2013 13:12

Crushing them with stillettos and sticking long needles into them is very popular in some quarters I believe.
Is that the kind of wank fodder thing you're after, OP?

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rainbowfeet · 09/10/2013 13:15

Gently fondle & suck.. Emphasis on gently!! Grin You will know if it's not gentle enough!! One testicle in your mouth at a time & just suck & roll it around your mouth, licking from the base of the balls up to tip of the penis seems to be a winner in my experience! Wink As is cupping them while you are giving head! Grin

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Boosterseattheballcleaner · 09/10/2013 13:17

clean them with a ball cleaner

not helpful

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PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 09/10/2013 13:18

Uh huh Hmm

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LoopThePoop · 09/10/2013 13:28

That cold drink hot drink thing is like something out of More! magazine when I was about 16.
There's no adult seriously does all that surely?!

I agree with ask him. Light tugging, bit of tongue underneath, suck a ball (or 2!)

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usedandabusedthentossedaside · 09/10/2013 13:28

Ask him its all about communication if he doesn't communicate well smother them in deep heat I'm sure that will open lines of communication Wink lol

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Cosydressinggown · 09/10/2013 13:29

Start by spelling them properly. Good luck with puberty.

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CogitoErgoSometimes · 09/10/2013 13:51

Use a nine-iron?

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PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 09/10/2013 13:55

Or hide and seek.

Hide them out in the coal scuttle and wait for him to find them.

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CogitoErgoSometimes · 09/10/2013 14:00

Juggling. He has sex and you do some juggling.

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niceupthedance · 09/10/2013 15:48

Grin Nine iron. Ouch!

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Onesleeptillwembley · 09/10/2013 15:53

It's a scientifically proven fact that Percy (often pubescent) trolls cannot spell testicles.

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Thisisaeuphemism · 09/10/2013 16:19

Lol @ one sleep

How did he hint at this?

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RiffyWammal · 09/10/2013 17:30

swing one against the other to create a fetching Newton's cradle effect.

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CogitoErgoSometimes · 09/10/2013 17:47

Dip in plaster and use the resulting containers as a cruet set?

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SirRaymondClench · 09/10/2013 17:54

Slam them very hard between two house bricks...so I've heard.

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ladymalfoy · 09/10/2013 17:55

Richard Mayhew I told you in ICT to stay off the internet. Mr. James will be expecting you in his office tomorrow morning.

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breatheslowly · 09/10/2013 18:32

Have you ever rolled Chinese worry balls in one hand? Round and round. Then, unlike worry balls I imagine they will spin back round the other way.

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Boosterseattheballcleaner · 09/10/2013 19:59

Put googley eyes on then and pretend youre having a threesome with a large nosed man?

again I'm being helpful

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Meerka · 09/10/2013 20:24

bite.

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