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Where'd the thread go?

(90 Posts)
CogitoErgoSometimes Sun 06-Oct-13 17:11:39

About not listening to the middle-aged male groomers in disguise? Pulled?

mammadiggingdeep Sun 06-Oct-13 19:54:24

Not like him to miss a chance to bash regular, respected wise posters on here......

Damn. I always miss the fun <scratches balls, sniffs fingers>

akaWisey Sun 06-Oct-13 20:18:12

tall I was eating peanut butter on toast….

Lucca22 Sun 06-Oct-13 20:24:22

was it my post?!

Lucca22 Sun 06-Oct-13 20:25:57

if so, trolls.......or whatever they are called, had it on another site.

AnyFucker Sun 06-Oct-13 20:27:00

Nincompoop Central, innit. smile

Chubfuddler Sun 06-Oct-13 20:29:11

I'll watch this thread for lolls instead shall I?

Offred Sun 06-Oct-13 20:35:44

The cat is in the high up cupboard... I did tell him but his wife was too busy cooking his supper to check I think...

Lucca22 Sun 06-Oct-13 20:36:29

No, it wasn't my last post.......got rid, if I want to be in a nut house I'd spend more time entertaining them, which isn't an option these days, thankfully.

Sorry Wisey, t'was a reference to an AIBU thread I was reading this morning (while eating toast...woo...) and couldn't resist. I am a woman really, though had to play a bloke in all school plays at my all-girls school becuase so tall, and tried to get a balls-scratching moment into every production smile

mammadiggingdeep Sun 06-Oct-13 20:42:11

Haha tall....just spat my tea out smile

akaWisey Sun 06-Oct-13 20:42:27

My cat regularly licks the area where his balls used to be <trying to connect the posts>

Doinmummy Sun 06-Oct-13 20:44:54

Cog are you a man? You can't be!! I've got a mental pic of you as a woman!

akaWisey Sun 06-Oct-13 20:45:11

Have eaten peanut butter on toast obvs grin

akaWisey Sun 06-Oct-13 20:46:46

Ah the cog. chameleon, corinthian and caricature.

I've had wine and antibiotics and I think I prob need to just stop now.

TheVermiciousKnid Sun 06-Oct-13 21:14:29

Mumsnet - just one bit ol' Working Men's Club. Innit.

<scratches ... ummm ... something>

TheVermiciousKnid Sun 06-Oct-13 21:17:47

Big, not bit. blush Typing's a struggle with my big trucker hands.

Apologies to any real, bona fide truckers on Mumsnet. I'm sure you're lovely.

Boosterseat Sun 06-Oct-13 21:20:50

"My cat regularly licks the area where his balls used to be"

grin Just shit DH arrfing at that.

It's been a lively few days, I've definitely upped the usage of the word cunt just for artistic flair.

caramelwaffle Sun 06-Oct-13 21:37:19

Ahhh. Here you all are.

<scratches bum>

What's been going on here then? Another numpty invasion?

Cogito, you are a man? It ALL makes sense now grin, so obvious!

I missed that thread, damn - like others, RL and kid related stuff going on.

Why has it been so troll heavy? It's not even the school holidays yet?

<<shaves knuckles>>

Shakey1500 Sun 06-Oct-13 21:47:00

Cog I read your posts on relationships all the time, sound advice always given and I would never ever in a gazillion years had you as a man (not in that way obvs grin )

Walkacrossthesand Sun 06-Oct-13 21:50:20

Cog is a gurl. She has a son that she gave birth to. I know cos she said so. <gavel>.

Shit, what did I miss?

Cog cannot be a man shock you'll be telling me the same about AF next...

AnyFucker Sun 06-Oct-13 22:22:06

I got a boner goin' on here. Can any of you ladeez help me out with it ?

< leers >

AF and cog are a happily cohabiting male couple grin

You heard it here first <nods sagely>

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