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I know it' Sunday but can I ask a bumsex question....?

(40 Posts)
BackwardsCasserole Sun 14-Jul-13 08:46:22

This is a question of advance preparation you see.... Umm, not being au fait with this particular technique I just wondered if there was a 'best' position for the beginner. Well, beginners obviously grin. I think I'm getting the other important points - being properly aroused, lube and er, large small drink first.

AnotherWorld Sun 14-Jul-13 08:49:08

What a thing to be thinking about at 8.46am on a Sunday morning.

Hopefully someone more useful will be along shortly...

Littlet932 Sun 14-Jul-13 08:50:28

Doggy and take it slowly.

Yogii Sun 14-Jul-13 08:53:28

The problem with bumsex is that there will come an occasion when it gets extremely messy. For that reason alone, it should be avoided.

BackwardsCasserole Sun 14-Jul-13 08:53:35

Oh good, I assumed so, but wondered if in my innocence I was missing the blindingly obvious 'tie yourself in several knots, bend over backwards and stick a cauliflower in your ear' position that everyone else knows about.

kalidanger Sun 14-Jul-13 09:00:17

Getting it in is extremely weird and not a little painful but once it's there it's OK. Take it slow with a lot of specifically designed slime.

And that's my last word on the subject brew

Earthworms Sun 14-Jul-13 09:03:21

Put an old towel on the bed. yogi

FortyFacedFuckers Sun 14-Jul-13 09:07:14

I would suggest the spooning position.

Yogii Sun 14-Jul-13 09:29:19

Earthworms, it's not catching it i am worried about, i don't want to see it at all. I can't be alone in thinking this!

SignoraStronza Sun 14-Jul-13 11:04:28

Use a condom, otherwise you'll have to think very carefully about farting later. wink And make sure you're as horny as hell first - a bit of light rimming and a lot of lube.'Tis only the porn stars who appear to have the ability to ram one straight up there <winces>

Have a fabulous Sunday morning. grin

cephalicdream Sun 14-Jul-13 11:08:09

Only one thing to say

Why?

grumpyinthemorning Sun 14-Jul-13 11:20:56

Take it very slowly, it feels bloody strange at first. Quite pleasurable once you get going though wink

Lube, lube and more lube. When you think you've used enough, use more. And doggy style seems to work best.

We've not had a messy experience yet, so I wouldn't worry. If it helps, poop beforehand.

Good luck!

AllegraLilac Sun 14-Jul-13 11:24:57

I'm very experienced in this department and would advise against doggy first. Doggy is a position that allows for very deep, fast penetration that will be too much at first. Beginners should use spoons and work their way up to doggy. Doggy is much more likely to hurt you than feel good atm.

AllegraLilac Sun 14-Jul-13 11:26:59

And messiness isn't a reality of bumsex at all. Poo is a reality of amateur bumsex. Douche half an hour before and you'll never be messy.

BackwardsCasserole Sun 14-Jul-13 13:20:33

Thank you for all your thoughts, most enlightening. Signora, not this Sunday, it's more of a medium term plan (not very spontaneous I know, but I feel a bit of prep is required). Hoping for an alternative plan this evening though grin.

lottieandmia Sun 14-Jul-13 13:23:04

It's not messy - not ime.

internationallove985 Sun 14-Jul-13 13:24:57

Well I just thought I'd drop in and say. I'm proud to say I'm an anal virgin. I was asked during a O.N.S if I'd ever tried it, now whether he was just curious about my sexual past I'll never know. I just said UUgh no that's disgusting, but each to their own. xx

Bumsex isn't messy, doesn't hurt and is fun. Honest.

And no need to douche.

MadeMan Sun 14-Jul-13 13:43:29

Don't eat any sweetcorn for a couple of days beforehand.

nickymanchester Sun 14-Jul-13 15:26:34

As ehric says above, there is certainly no need to douche. However, if you're having any doubts at all then it certainly helps on a psychological level to know that everything is squeaky clean.

Lovehoney do a number of cheap douches and even have videos on how to use them:-

www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=952

video here:-

www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/buyers-guide/how-to-use-an-anal-douche/

Another thing to say, certainly at first, lots of lube. When you think it's enough, just add a bit more - trust me on this.

Also, consider anal for him as well, there was a thread recently here about it:-

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1799742--Another-dtd-thread-with-poss-tmi-you-have-been-warned

If you're doing a bit of research then try googling ''Tristan Taormino'' she's an American woman who has produced a lot of good books and dvds on different aspects of sex:-

www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Guide-Anal-Women-Guides/dp/1573442216

sodeveryone Sun 14-Jul-13 21:44:38

If you are having unprotected sex and he is going to ejaculate inside you, be prepared for a moment about 3 hours later where you think you are going to lose it in your pants (but you're actually not) - this is when the sperm comes out.

expatinscotland Sun 14-Jul-13 21:46:07

I take it you weren't here for the River Island jeans thread? If you weren't, try finding it because you take it up the shitter.

expatinscotland Sun 14-Jul-13 21:47:42

'If you are having unprotected sex and he is going to ejaculate inside you, be prepared for a moment about 3 hours later where you think you are going to lose it in your pants (but you're actually not) - this is when the sperm comes out.'

Charming.

sodeveryone Sun 14-Jul-13 21:59:57

Expat could you have phrased it better?

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