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I feel like such a... perv!

(214 Posts)
GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 15:11:51

blush I've just ordered myself a blush

chastity belt

DH often goes away for work for a couple of days at a time - sometimes more - and I really get turned on by the idea of being strapped in... so I've ordered a chastity belt and next time he's away I'm going to ask him to lock me into it... So I feel like such a perv. But I suppose I am... blushblushblush aren't I?

And he doesn't know about it yet, either. Yikes!

AnyFucker Sun 21-Apr-13 16:09:06

Hull is the Kink Capital of the UK

A veritable Mecca for the alternative lifestyle

You might want to consider a relocation there smile

ScooseIsLooseOnTheLoopyJuice Sun 21-Apr-13 16:10:24

Nice hmm

Wishfulmakeupping Sun 21-Apr-13 16:14:30

We need a link to comment further OP
<pulls up chair tries not to focus on the 'smell' side of things>

Shouldn't you be doing the last of your homework before school tomorrow?

<<violently scrubs mental images of chastity belts and unwashed nether regions from mind before throwing up>>

gillywillywoo Sun 21-Apr-13 16:22:13

DH just said to me "oh my god what are you READING?!"

Due to the fact my face was an interesting mix of grinshockhmmconfusedblush

scaevola Sun 21-Apr-13 16:25:20

SIL used to live in Hull. I must get drunk with her some time soon.

cocolepew Sun 21-Apr-13 16:25:56

Im never eating tacos again, thanks,SP.

You are welcome Cocole grin

She will soon find out what blue waffle is!

GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 16:33:37

"Why the hell did you start a thread to announce this to everyone?!"

It didn't seem to fit in any of the existing threads grin.

"Shouldn't you be doing the last of your homework before school tomorrow?"

Ah! Homework! 'tis but a distant, 20 year-old memory.

As for Hull, no, I live about a thousand miles due south of there.

YoniMatopoeia Sun 21-Apr-13 16:38:38

Ok. Not Hull then. Have you really thought this through? Quite apaart from the potential chafing. What if your period arrives early, or you get a bout of D and V ?

Yoni grin if that happens that it will rust!

nenevomito Sun 21-Apr-13 16:41:01

I'm curious about how you will tackle VCL (visible chastity line)?

What happens if the weather gets hot and you feel the lure of white linen trousers?

Tell me; is it an unhinged chastity belt? I'm sure the ones of yore came with hinges, but this definitely sounds like it has to be unhinged to work.

Ruprekt Sun 21-Apr-13 16:41:36

Bleurgh! How gross! Think you will hum of fish in your nether regions by the time your dh returns!

And I agree BIWI......would much rather chat about low carbing! smilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmile

NoelHeadbands Sun 21-Apr-13 16:42:46

That's one 'help with my Mooncup' thread that I won't be answering

GoldieMumbles Sun 21-Apr-13 16:44:36

"Have you really thought this through?"

Probably not, especially regarding D&V.

"What if your period arrives early"

Oooh! Careful! Mention of bodily functions might make some of the more sensitive souls feel queasy as they tuck into their Sunday afternoon tea!Since I switched off the mini-pill I've been as regular as clockwork.

EauRouge Sun 21-Apr-13 16:48:34

I'm going to regret asking this... how do you go for a crap if you're wearing a chastity belt?

BreasticlesNTesticles Sun 21-Apr-13 16:51:27

Have you got a link?!

And I thought Doncaster was the capital for "niches"

Anniegetyourgun Sun 21-Apr-13 16:54:07

Y'know, I always thought the word "no" was a lot cheaper, more comfortable and a lot more hygienic.

Ok curiosity got the better of me and I had a look on lovehoney.

[[ http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25874 how would you crap in this?]]

The men's ones are hilarious, like kryten's penis

AKiss the men's one looks hilarious! Like a like water gun!

RhondaJean Sun 21-Apr-13 16:56:49

I'm googling...it's an education!

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