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can't sleep won't sleep 3

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KittyAndTheFontanelles Sun 24-Mar-13 01:45:36

over hear night owls grin. Unless we are somewhere else grin

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 22:08:46

Yes go on Big Daddy! <he is not a gnome on a toadstool> grin

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 22:07:41

And we're always suffering some ailment or can't get warm like those ghosts. grin

jynier Mon 15-Apr-13 22:07:23

We need someone to start thread 4; I nominate SummerDad!

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 22:06:35

Oh because it sounds a bit crazy, like the human equivalent of mad cat lady! Mad baby lady! blush

MrsShrek3 Mon 15-Apr-13 22:05:47

SD i nominate you to start thread 4, as founder of this colony of lunatics grin
<bossy>
than stick a link on ere will ya

jynier Mon 15-Apr-13 22:05:04

Do any of you remember "Truly, Madly, Deeply?" Often feel that we are like the ghosts in the prog! We watch over and care for each other but are unseen!!!

SummerDad Mon 15-Apr-13 22:02:24

why is that embarassing midwife wink

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 22:01:37

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to admit that my oldest is 21 & my youngest is 4 in July!! blush

MrsShrek3 Mon 15-Apr-13 22:00:19

well midwife will have to do her own delivering, if this keeps up. And all that talk of being seen to is just boasting grinwink grin

hehee

ps kitty, I got shit timing twice. one each side of Christmas grin

RaRaLion Mon 15-Apr-13 21:58:11

Codeine is great for killing the pain but I really feel as if somone has switched off my brain, cant seem to think clearly finely, cant wait to get off this stuff grin

How are you doing jynier, I guess the thread will roll on to number 4 tonight grin

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 21:52:57

Multiple new threads starting faux pas?!! grin

jynier Mon 15-Apr-13 21:47:28

Have a lot on my mind tonight but am thrilled about Kitty's news!

What's going to happen to our thread? we're up to No. 988!

KittyAndTheFontanelles Mon 15-Apr-13 21:45:13

sounds like confused

KittyAndTheFontanelles Mon 15-Apr-13 21:42:39

Soundsije you were 'seen to' last night wink

I'm hardly a spring chicky myself shock

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 21:26:25

I WILL NOT BE NEXT!

I am old, have been "seen to" & already have 4 thank you!!

But I'll join the codeine party as long as I have some fybogel & syrup of figs in sounds like fun!

KittyAndTheFontanelles Mon 15-Apr-13 21:22:58

So sorry you are hurting mini sad

KittyAndTheFontanelles Mon 15-Apr-13 21:20:50

norty themidwifegrin
you'll be next grin

MrsShrek3 Mon 15-Apr-13 21:18:32

ooh codeine party grin count me in!

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 21:10:23

Thank you mini that's much better!!
Am now in bed too as very exhausted after shagging half the night a very busy day with DDs who finally return to school/nursery tomorrow!

Hope you manage to all sleep off the migraine/tonsillectomy/pregnancy exhaustion/colds/general exhaustion tonight! brewbiscuitwine as required!

Minimammoth Mon 15-Apr-13 20:54:47

Am now tucked up in bed but should really stop looking at bright screen.

Minimammoth Mon 15-Apr-13 20:53:38

Puts cushion under midwife s foot. Offers pills and a small medicinal whiskey

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 20:40:49

Actually my plantar fasciitis is killing me - can I have some too? wink

Minimammoth Mon 15-Apr-13 20:29:41

<Shoves up the bed>

themidwife Mon 15-Apr-13 20:08:50

Off to bed with you! thanks

starsandunicorns Mon 15-Apr-13 20:08:40

Waves to all ohh a codine party can i come grin knee and leg painful ugh

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