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kegel/ ben wa balls. where am i going wrong?

(25 Posts)
blingalingling Sat 16-Feb-13 18:50:22

So i finally got round to purchasing some. They are by Ophelia from ann summers. 2 largish balls joined by a thin cord and coated in silicone. I inserted them into my vagina so the end is at the opening to my vagina. I expected them to feel pleasurable etc., but cant even really feel them there. What am i doing wrong?

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 19:25:38

You've just made me snort wine at the prospect of possible reples grin

Maybe you need bigger balls or more balls?

Cailinsalach Sat 16-Feb-13 19:42:23

Oh I thought this might be a thread about asian cuisine.

(wanders off to find food threads)

ErikNorseman Sat 16-Feb-13 19:58:54

Nothing. They are pointless/uncomfortable. I don't know anyone who has derived any pleasure from them, and I doubt they do much for your pelvic floor either.

kittybiscuits Sat 16-Feb-13 20:24:46

You could try them up your....oh no - sorry - I thought it was Friday wink

biscuit

Cailinsalach ! grin grin

<needs emoticon for unstoppable laughter>

MidnightMasquerader Sat 16-Feb-13 20:28:33

It's Sunday morning here. I've gone right off my yum cha...

MM grin grin

Yikes... Try walking with them? Jumping? confused

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:36:51

Are prawn balls on your luncheon menu, MM? hmm

Oh, how I wish I didn't have anything else to do all evening!

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:41:36

Too busy juggling your ben was to drop in from time to time, Scarlet?

MidnightMasquerader Sat 16-Feb-13 20:42:57

No prawn balls for me, though last night's prawn linguine is repeating on me... hmm

ProphetOfDoom Sat 16-Feb-13 20:44:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

noddyholder Sat 16-Feb-13 20:46:35

I usually go out sat pm and never MN but this is certainly worth staying in for.

izzy <snort>

BettySuarez Sat 16-Feb-13 20:47:57

Blingaling - why did you buy them? I thought they were for strengthening your pelvic floor?

Do they have 'other' uses too?

Could you try dancing? Ummmm???

MidnightMasquerader Sat 16-Feb-13 20:50:37

Oh yes. Definitely try dancing.

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:51:05

Fainted in Tescos? That beats whatever she had in 'When Harry Met Sally'.

izzyizin Sat 16-Feb-13 20:55:35

Try square dancing... <sings> grab your partner, dosey doe, swing him around and don't let go.

<changes words to 'grab those balls, dosey doe, swing them round and don't let go'>

Wasn't there a woman once who fainted in tescos because she'd been shoplifting a frozen chicken - under her hat! Sorry not really relevant.

Are they like those clacker things popular in the 70s? Or was it 80s?

Cailinsalach Sat 16-Feb-13 21:07:22

Oh they are a dancing aid!

Do they use them on Strictly?

That might explain their pained expressions and their breathlessness during their chat with Brucie.

These?

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=FLHftISLNHE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFLHftISLNHE&gl=GB

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