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Stupid Arguments you have with your DPs/DHs (Light hearted)

(63 Posts)
CharlieSilver Mon 28-Jan-13 18:10:26

We've had an argument tonight because I was skyping my dad and asked DP to put dinner on, When I was showing him what to do, he did that STUPID man thing when they start walking away like they are so done with the convo, and even have that "Zoned out" look in their eyes.

Anyway an hour later I walk out the front room to see he's gone off in a sulk and not started dinner, I refuse to talk to him for being a hideous man child and he refuses to talk to me. god knows why, I am obviously right.. ahem I am now sulking upstairs (I managed to smuggle up some snacks though bwahaha)

I'm in for a joyful evening aren't I?! grin

What silly things have you and your DP fallen out over?!

HamsterOnAPiano Fri 01-Mar-13 10:28:25

Putting all his trousers/jeans in the wash with only one leg inside out because he has one leg fatter than the other(!)
Hanging laundry up so each garment takes up maximum space and takes at least 5 weeks to dry.
Forgetting that clothes that go in the wash also have to come out again. I made a point of not taking them out last time - they were there for a week

Needless to say he doesn't have anything to do with laundry anymore

Slumberparty Fri 01-Mar-13 12:49:55

Him:
Putting dirty clothes next to washing bin, not in.
Taking shoes off in the middle of a room and leaving them there.
Doesn't believe dusting is necessary as "if the place was hoovered regularly than there shouldn't be any dust" But he never hoovers either!
Uses every possible kitchen appliance, saucepan and bowl to cook a meal, and never clears up as he cooks.
Never puts a fresh bin bag in after removing full bin bag.

Me:
Never clears out rotting veg from the fridge.
Rarely puts a load of washing on.
Stacks the dishwasher badly apparently

TheSeniorWrangler Fri 01-Mar-13 13:03:32

turning my stereo in the kitchen off at the plug.. but complaining when i turn the kettle off at the same plug..

repeatedly putting the nutella in the fucking fridge.

coming in the kitchen and being a spoonyfucker when i'm cooking... and then moaning because i dont clean as i go along, i do it all at the end.

leaving his bike helmet on the windowsill

my inability to put clothes tags in the bin or my hair towel on the radiator.

refusing to leave DD (food faffer extraordinaire) alone with her food until WE have finished eating and can then concentrate on getting her to eat.. he insists on putting his food down then moaning its cold.

his leaving toothpaste on the tap from when he rinses his mouth. wipe it off ffs!

Flobbadobs Fri 01-Mar-13 13:51:07

Which celebrities are dead. Seriously, we'll be watching an old sitcom and one of us will say "it shows how old this is, he/she has been dead for decades" the other one will say "no, they're still alive" and it goes on until one of us gets up to look at Google and wave it in the other ones face saying "see? i told you!".
It can het a little heated...

Ours is the same, pacific, with the tv plug switched off, though instead dh pulls the plugs out... The reason also coming from MIL. Where did she get that from? He pulls all the plugs out, but not Sky....does he think the sky box won't set on fire then..?

Also, he insisted once that Heinz vegetable soup was more substantial than normal soup because of the vegetables....I could have sworn they are not exactly proper fresh veg, are they?

He thinks he irons better than me, although he manages to leave a shine in my work pants...

By the way, I 'allow'him to think he's good at it, that way he carries on ironing....I'm fine with the shine, really wink
Me not daft grin

Trinpy Fri 01-Mar-13 15:33:00

Never puts a fresh bin bag in after removing full bin bag

yy to this. And then he has the cheek to complain I don't empty the bin enough - at least i dont' do a half-arsed job! <long standing row>

Also when he throws dirty dishes/cultery in the sink for me to sort out rather than just putting them in the bloody dishwasher.

Also daily fights about not stacking the dishwasher 'properly'.

Whose turn it is to hoover/dust/clean the bathroom/etc.

If we had a full-time cleaner we would never argue.

MooMooSkit Fri 01-Mar-13 15:46:44

My oh has the worst memory so if he is looking for something and it's not in this one place he remembered it in 50000 years ago straight away i get "where is this" and he starts having a hissy fit if I don't get up to help him find it!

Leaving clothes on the bathroom floor after a bath. I got so fed up with this I just started putting it all back in the wardrobe (especially if it was visibly dirty) just to make him learn his lesson. He still does it.

He hoards things.

We can't go anywhere with a skip or a table top sale without having to stop.

badtemperedaldbitch Fri 01-Mar-13 16:10:01

His inability to admit he is wrong or incorrect about something. After 15 years I said "its statistically impossible for someone else to be right 15 years in a row."

We are now 23 years together and he still won't SAY he is wrong but he will give me a wink.grin

elsabel Fri 01-Mar-13 23:20:43

He uses my girly smelling shower gel when i buy him a manly smelling one.

I move his paperwork (because he doesnt tidy it)

His poo smells and makes me feel sick.

He wakes up before me and fijits around for ages before getting up....

I could go on...oh and did i mention im pregnant and incredibly hormonal (may have something to do with it!)

sheridanielsmummy Fri 01-Mar-13 23:28:52

why cider is minging! x

Dish8 Wed 17-Apr-13 15:18:21

he does the following......
leaving doors open.
slams them when he does shut them.
leaving lights on when not in the room.
lays on the floor after eating dinner.
snoring.
rubbish memory. cant do things later as always forgets but too lazy to do them there and then.
both work FT with one 3.5 yr old and one due oct, financial issues all on my head - wil not man up and be responsible. even for his OWN ACTIONS
delievers problems which always impact us as a family whichmakes me work and stress harder.
Will not swap roles for 2 days to understand im over loaded.
always late home from work.

me
not always put the washing on
worry and stress and i have expectations and morals.
disappointed when i do not achieve the goals i set to move forward in life.
always waiting to do better.

Dish8 Wed 17-Apr-13 15:18:51

correct....always wanting to do better.....

Dish8 Wed 17-Apr-13 15:19:43

he uses my stuff and doesnt replace it.

gosh the list is endless.....shouldnt have started this sad

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