Single mum golddigger with chip on her shoulder. Prone to bouts of depression. Slightly mental with a mouldy hampster and head lice seeks rich man with a big knob who will fall in love with her.
What do you think?!
Seriously I have of course written a profile that bigs myself up but I really do have headlice at the moment...and a chip on my shoulder. And a mouldy hampter for that matter..he has mange! Hmmmm..not sure I'm much of a catch atm!
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This is what my dating profile should read!
superstarheartbreaker · 11/12/2012 22:18
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