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Here is this week's Friday bum sex thread

(78 Posts)
Apocalypto Fri 23-Nov-12 16:15:16

since nobody's posted it yet.

trolls please congregate here.

TisILeclerc Fri 23-Nov-12 21:50:32

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I like bumsex and I'm yet to encounter any santorum.

TisILeclerc Fri 23-Nov-12 21:59:21

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YuffieKisaragi Fri 23-Nov-12 22:10:43

The words "anal leakage" are enough to put me off.

But I expect someone will be along soon to say that if you relax and use lots of lube you could have bumsex every night for 20 years and never suffer any ill effects. And that anyone who doesn't do it is boring and a prude...

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 22:12:29

In fairness some seem to genuinely like it....I sooo dont understand why tho...

picnicbasketcase Fri 23-Nov-12 22:14:46

I feel this thread is somehow lacking in romance.

TisILeclerc Fri 23-Nov-12 22:15:06

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TisILeclerc Fri 23-Nov-12 22:16:02

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RedGreenRouge Fri 23-Nov-12 22:16:46

I wouldn't call you boring, but judgemental maybe...

RedGreenRouge Fri 23-Nov-12 22:17:29

Not you specifically, Tis!

SoleSource Sat 24-Nov-12 10:29:48

Bum butter mmmmmmm

izzyizin Sat 24-Nov-12 10:40:24

Are you advocating spreading the love, Sole?

This thread appears to have failed to attract the gathering of bridge dwelling creatures you'd hoped for, Apoc.

May I suggest same time, same place, next Friday with title amended to 'get your shit hot sex here' or similar?

ike1 Sat 24-Nov-12 15:29:09

Yeah we gotta sell this 'crap sex' thread... properly...

bumhead Sat 24-Nov-12 15:56:36

May I issue a stern warning...if you indeed did have bum sex every night for 20 years, chances are you'd need anal tampons. Aforementioned Royston ended up with those....not glamorous!

MaeMobley Sat 24-Nov-12 16:34:42

Please tell me that Royston is not his real name.

bumhead Sat 24-Nov-12 16:40:01

It is his real name.

Heroine Sat 24-Nov-12 16:46:48

If you relax and use lots of lube you could have bumsex every night for 20 years and never suffer any ill effects.

Anyone who doesn't do it is boring and a prude.

ike1 Sat 24-Nov-12 16:58:18

Oh no! Bumhead! Poor Royston that makes my bollocks go all curly...

Heroine Sat 24-Nov-12 17:01:25

I am pretty sure that no-one really needs an anal tampon. I have had quite big things up my bottom and I don't.

bumhead Sat 24-Nov-12 17:02:23

Thanks Ike. He is a lovely guy although would be the very first to admit that his morals and sexual appetite need scrutinising by the medical profession.
Living with him was an eye opener, I will never forget coming home from a night out and interrupting a 'date' of his taking place in the living room. Put it this way, I was never again able to eat my cornflakes off that glass table we had again.
And don't even get me started on what I found in the freezer...

bumhead Sat 24-Nov-12 17:04:03

Herione they are very common amongst people who have repeatedly had it up there. I know a few people who use them

fuzzpig Sat 24-Nov-12 17:04:05

The words "anal leakage" are enough to put me off.

That about sums up my thoughts too!

Fair play to others if they enjoy it though.

fuzzpig Sat 24-Nov-12 17:05:06

Ok bumhead I know I'll regret this but what did you find in the freezer?

bumhead Sat 24-Nov-12 17:06:47

Are you sure you really want to know? It's pretty gross shock

Heroine Sat 24-Nov-12 17:06:49

They are not 'very common' amongst people how have had it repeatedly up there! I don't know anyone who hasn't had it repeatedly up there and I don't know ANYONE who uses tampons in their bottom!

You are talking .. ahem.. shit..

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