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I've met my first online bastard.

22 replies

poshsinglemum · 13/09/2010 23:17

Well- I havn't actually met him yet. He aske dme out for a date as in his words ''he couldn't tell if a woman was married, obese or had a tash'' online then hurled abuse at me when I told I had to check my diary.Confused
He told me I came across as aloof and would need help to find a man. I wonder why I wasn't leaping at the chance to jump his bones. Hmm

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colditz · 13/09/2010 23:18

Wooo!

Block him. I hope you have already, but if not, do so now. There is not need to take that crap.

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poshsinglemum · 13/09/2010 23:21

I did block him.

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CheerfulV · 13/09/2010 23:21

Report him, THEN block him Grin
There's always one, isn't there?

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poshsinglemum · 13/09/2010 23:23

Such a shame because he seemed like such a nice bloke at first. He even has a pet rabbit!

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 13/09/2010 23:26

welcome to the joys of online datingGrin

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Kewcumber · 13/09/2010 23:28

sure you can't tell if a woman is married online, but how do you do it on a date? Confused

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MollieO · 13/09/2010 23:39

Kew I guess he reckons they would turn up wearing a wedding ring and talking about their dh. Grin

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MadAboutQuavers · 13/09/2010 23:47

posh - buckle up baby, cos there are thousands of fuck ups online looking for whatever they can get.

Don't take his comments to heart. He probably doesn't have a penis, poor love Grin

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celticfairy101 · 14/09/2010 00:16

He probably thinks that a married woman turns up wearing an apron, rubber gloves and her worn down slippers.

His dick is on his head.

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TiggyD · 14/09/2010 00:32

Might be worth a punt. You can get worse you know! At least he didn't send you a picture of his winkie.

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tallwivglasses · 14/09/2010 00:35

I feel sorry for the rabbit.

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seeyoukay · 14/09/2010 00:36

Maybe he just has trouble expressing himself in words?

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colditz · 14/09/2010 01:24

I think he's expressed himself VERY accurately.

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IseeGraceAhead · 14/09/2010 01:41

Lovely guy. Send him my phone number, I'm full of pent-up aggression tonight Grin

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Footlong · 14/09/2010 04:29

He is a disgrace to the rest of us online bastards.

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needafootmassage · 14/09/2010 06:11

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macdoodle · 14/09/2010 07:26

oh I dont know footlong, your thread about "destroing families" didnt do you too many favours in my eyes, would be steering well clear!

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Footlong · 14/09/2010 21:22

Well going by your posts..I count myself blessed to be avoided by you.

So we are both happy.

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whomovedmychocolate · 14/09/2010 21:24

Do you think rabbit is a bunny or a battery operated device in this instance? Grin

He sounds like a prince and you should marry him immediately. So long as you've waxed your tash first Grin

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buttonmoon78 · 14/09/2010 21:28

And obviously, you must become a size 6 too.

Bet he's manky looking too. With an enormous sense of his own self-worth.

Twonk.

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SolidGoldBrass · 14/09/2010 22:50

Here's a tip for the next one - send him a message saying 'I can see why you're having problems meeting anyone, needledick' and add a link to the Realdolls site. (That's lifesize dolls with orifices...)

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MadAboutQuavers · 15/09/2010 11:43

lol @ SGB!

Grin

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