Ruth and Ed are gonna get it on

(38 Posts)
RavenVonChaos Fri 04-Jan-13 22:25:32

While she helps him with his computing....
I soooo want Ruth to have mad sex in the dairy.

Had to share

missmapp Fri 04-Jan-13 22:32:48

oh noooooooooooo

RavenVonChaos Fri 04-Jan-13 23:06:45

Yes it's gonna happen wink

changeforthebetter Fri 04-Jan-13 23:10:05

Whaaaa? Please tell me this isn't Archers-related?! shock

Wotnow Fri 04-Jan-13 23:18:50

Noo
It is going to be ifty and lizzie

BooCanary Fri 04-Jan-13 23:24:16

Wtf - no way! Says who?

changeforthebetter Fri 04-Jan-13 23:24:33

Ifty and Lizzie shock What about Kirsty??? Don't keep up with TA so much these dats but heard last nights. Seemed to be all Linda and Kenton and that Lord of Misrule tediousness.

missmapp Sat 05-Jan-13 13:26:49

Tis better than Emma and David I suppose, imagine the whinging!!!

Susan will never cope either way.

GrendelsMum Sat 05-Jan-13 20:20:01

No, it's way going to be Ifty and Lizzie and we said it here first.

HearMyRoar Sun 06-Jan-13 08:34:07

I think Ruth's mad affair with the cow man is still too recent for her to have another torrid scene of passion in the dairy.

I do feel sorry for kirsty though, she seems so nice and generally quite sane I think she deserves a bit of niceness. Maybe her, Fallon and Helen will forsake men completely and form a lesbian commune.

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 09:37:50

Yup grendels we said Ifty and Lizzie a while ago and it's happening!! (clever us emoticom!)

But hearmyroar Kirsty doesn't reckon that Ifty is "husband material". Anyone wonder why???

choccyp1g Mon 07-Jan-13 10:50:39

But what about the new cowman and Usha? He was offering tea and biscuits within minutes of meeting.

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 11:30:32

OOh was that yesterday's choccy? i'll comment after listening this aft.

R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 13:01:25

Don't get too excited pp. The scriptwriters may have tried to give him an interesting back-story but he comes across the airwaves as even more boring than Paul.
Bet you didn't think that was possible! arf

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 15:58:06

He was just being neighbourly choccy "Oh the cowman and the vicar's wife must be friends!!"grin Nah as you said R4 he doesn't seem very sparky. Any way Usha's a loyal wife. We haven't heard about or from Amy for a while do we reckon she's been put in the soap big baby cupboard?

ppeatfruit Mon 07-Jan-13 16:02:33

BTW R4 I quite fancy Paul shock He's a bit of a twit, wanting what he can't have, maybe deliberately (some men like secret double lives ) DF was like that grin. I don't remember if he's been married or IS married. Anyone?

R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 18:13:15

Maybe I'm being unfair on CowMan (so boring I can't remember his name) and we will warm to him but he seemed very deadpan and monotone. I couldn't help thinking that he sounded too much like Paul - they could have given him a Canadian twang to differentiate things.

Talking of Paul, didn't he used to be married, now divorced, IIRC.

NormaStanleyFletcher Mon 07-Jan-13 18:15:07

Agree ifty and lizzy

GrimmaTheNome Mon 07-Jan-13 18:16:08

I was only half listening, was that the new cowman? I must have missed a few, I didn't know there was a new cowman and he didn't sound like one.

R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 18:56:14

We were being rude.blush
For 'cowman' read 'international, high-flying Manager of BL's MegaDairy'

GrimmaTheNome Mon 07-Jan-13 19:34:17

Yes, I realised as I listened tonight. Evil capitalist MegaCowMan (with wife in background).

HearMyRoar Mon 07-Jan-13 19:35:56

He's from Hampshire I think he said, everyone in Hampshire is super posh don't you know.

Tommy Mon 07-Jan-13 19:38:20

I also thought Lizzie and Ifty..... or maybe Nigel is still very much there in the background? No way will it be Ruth and Ed grin

and yes - we are all v posh in Hampshire hmm

RavenVonChaos Mon 07-Jan-13 20:59:27

Who did Ruth shag in the dairy before?

R4 Mon 07-Jan-13 22:03:36

Ruth didn't actually shag anyone. She had an assignation with Sam the cowman but pulled out at the last minute (so to speakblush)

I like Ron/Rob's monniker of Evil Capitalist MegaCowMan. He shall henceforth be known as ECMCM. Is that nearly E=MCsquared?confused

ppeatfruit Tue 08-Jan-13 10:52:10

Yes Rob and R4 I thought when the ECMCM was saying how lovely and quiet Canada was that him and his ilk do their best to upset the tranquillity of any pleasant countryside. sad

I'm thinking of around here in Fr. (we live here 50% of the time) where they erect disgusting concrete tower wheat dryers/storers without a thought for the environment and yet try their hardest to pretend they're 'green'.

HearMyRoar Tue 08-Jan-13 20:02:19

Oh I imagine we will have to listen to weeks and weeks of Lizzie being tormented by guilt and then one of the twins will throw a wobbly and the other will be fine, and david will go all weird about it, and generally angst will spread across the land... <sighs at the inevitably of it aall>

Tommy Tue 08-Jan-13 22:51:26

hearmyroar - grin

GranToAirMissiles Tue 08-Jan-13 22:54:30

Matt is being super sweet to Lilian at the moment. Does he know something?

LizzieVereker Tue 08-Jan-13 23:01:33

Yes, what IS up with Mike? And I agree about Ifty and Elizabeth, but it will be angst on a stick.

R4 Tue 08-Jan-13 23:22:05

Can someone tell me about Alice's job cos I missed that bit. Is it relevent to her MEng or is it a any-job-in-a-recession thing. Where is the job based? When did she get it - she seems to have got disillusioned with it very quickly.

Acekicker Wed 09-Jan-13 08:50:15

Alice is working in some nearby heaving metropolis such as Borchester. It's a junior level engineering job designing widgets and it seems to be heading towards the 'I could be doing something so much more exciting but I'm tied to Chris the Blacksmith' angst... There were a couple of references to her friends living the high life in well paid, exciting jobs in Singapore etc.

ppeatfruit Wed 09-Jan-13 09:56:27

Yeah Ace but Chris is going to be the page 3 pin up in Borchester Life he may well get seduced by some wealthy Jilly Cooper type in jodphurs who takes a fancy to his anvil grin

GrendelsMum Wed 09-Jan-13 17:17:17

Looking forward to angst on a stick all round, while Vicky laughs insanely about pickled onions.

ppeatfruit Thu 10-Jan-13 12:18:40

In labour grin

ArtexMonkey Mon 14-Jan-13 13:28:04

Poor old Kirsty sad maybe she could get back together with the Sausage King; from Brenda's perpetually exasperated tone with him lately I get the feeling he is going to be back on the market soon (tho I wouldn't wish such a thing on my worst enemy tbh).

bigbadbarry Fri 01-Feb-13 14:55:07

Ruth and the old cow man did snogging, she can't have another bit on the side. Ifty and Lizzy, agreed,

GrendelsMum Thu 14-Feb-13 12:22:56

Ifty and Lizzy - we said it here first.

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