Sexy sex on lovely legs, shearing sheep bare-chested. Tell us how you picture the good folk of Ambridge (and feel free to discuss anything else rural soap-related).

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PseudoBadger Tue 08-Jul-14 23:07:13

For me, that describes Ed. Some strange people think that it describes Jazzer.
Does it matter what they look like? We know and love their voices (except you Pip)

BuildYourOwnSnowman Tue 08-Jul-14 23:36:45

I see ed as more like Peter crouch

Jazzer is willie from the Simpsons

Alice looks like Alice eve (no idea why)

PetulaGordino Wed 09-Jul-14 00:03:13

i tell you who it's not. it's NOT roy

BuildYourOwnSnowman Wed 09-Jul-14 00:13:07

Well it is according to lizzie and Hayley. That's two women who think he's sexy.

Although lizzie puking the next morning suggests it want a great performance

Selks Wed 09-Jul-14 00:31:31

I picture Jazzer as scruffy haired with a ruddy complexion, wearing a nylon football style top with the beginnings of a beer belly and yellow stained fingers from smoking roll ups. Not exactly sex on legs ( apart from in his dreams).

Roy I cannot get a mental picture of at all.

Chris Carter I imagine to be dark haired, muscular and quite handsome, but oblivious to his good looks. Alice I see as dark haired and naturally pretty, and well physically suited to Chris.

Fallon I see as having lots of unruly wavy dark auburn hair and green eyes, and freckles, with quite strong facial features but still attractive, with a slightly unorthodox dress sense - likes band t shirts etc.

Helen will be a massive Boden and Cath Kidston fan and will have hung a wicker heart above her and Robs bed. She has naturally mouse brown hair but keeps on top of her highlights. She frowns on people who wear too much make up but has been wearing a bit more lately for Rob. She has ventured into buying sexy underwear recently for the first time in her life.

PetulaGordino Wed 09-Jul-14 00:37:24

I'm working on the assumption that there's been some kind of toxic waste leak into the water at LL. Only possible explanation, it's not as if he's got an attractive personality

In my mind the one who's classically handsome is Adam

I picture Jazzer in the same way as selks, but he's not unattractive overall (unlike Roy)

PseudoBadger Wed 09-Jul-14 05:20:39
TallGiraffe Wed 09-Jul-14 05:34:14

Helen wears Boden

ZeroSomeGameThingy Wed 09-Jul-14 06:13:49

grinKenton

shock Susan

confused Eddie

blush Lizzie

angry Tony

sad Pat

envy Emma

wine Lillian

bike Ben

tennis Caroline

football George

brew Clarrie

hmm Jim

biscuit Peggy

cake Jenny

wink Plod

smile Alice

flowers Lewis

GypsyFloss Wed 09-Jul-14 06:14:19

Adam is blonde and tall, Charlie is blonde and small. Ian is red haired and a bit tubby from all that food tasting.

Yes to Alice, Fallon and Helen as described above. Pip had short dark hoar and permanent scowl.

Ed and Chris are handsome in a rugged , outdoorsy kind of way. Jazzer looks stubbly and rough and needs a good wash but has charisma. Roy I can't see in my head at all, other than that he is made from nylon. He is blighted by his old man's name.

PseudoBadger Wed 09-Jul-14 06:42:55

Very good Zero grin

PseudoBadger Wed 09-Jul-14 06:43:25

My mum always reckoned that Tom is the village hottie.

Eastpoint Wed 09-Jul-14 06:50:10

I wish they'd never put pictures of the cast on the BBC Archers page, Lilian & Lynda aren't how I'd imagined them at all & it's hard to forget their appearances.

PetulaGordino Wed 09-Jul-14 07:03:38

grin zero

The actress who plays jolene doesn't look like her. Agree about Lynda and Lil too.

GypsyFloss Wed 09-Jul-14 07:17:34

Excellent * Zero* grin

GypsyFloss Wed 09-Jul-14 07:18:36

FFS, bold fail. Typing with no specs is pointless!

PetulaGordino Wed 09-Jul-14 07:30:48

also, does tupe not apply to fallon?

PseudoBadger Wed 09-Jul-14 07:43:50

Did Jim sound weird last night. Do we have New Jim?

Davros Wed 09-Jul-14 07:44:43

So is this our new thread or only about the appearance if the characters? I want to talk about Ursula Titchener (who I think looks like Colin firth/Mark Darcy's mother in Bridget jones!)

PseudoBadger Wed 09-Jul-14 07:53:46

This our new thread.

PseudoBadger Wed 09-Jul-14 07:54:09

Sorry I've just realised it's ambiguous...

PseudoBadger Wed 09-Jul-14 08:21:43

I'm pleading with MNHQ to edit the thread title smile

ZeroSomeGameThingy Wed 09-Jul-14 08:25:02

Ambridge love-in here...

Come and lust after the Archers (and hangers on) here...

grin

ArcheryAnnie Wed 09-Jul-14 08:28:55

I'd always pictured Debbie as solidly built, with a round face and a wavy, unruly blonde hair. I got a shock when I found she was a very slender and pointy, short-haired brunette.

Alan has brown hair with a side parting, unfashionable and a little too long. (Think Richard Madley when a lot younger.)

PC Heartbreak has dark hair and very blue eyes. (I can't decide if he's a wrong 'un or a keeper yet.)

BuildYourOwnSnowman Wed 09-Jul-14 09:00:23

I see Alan as a skinny hairy biker! But alternative and trendy for a vicar
I see Ian with the physique of a hard drinking rugby player who stopped playing five years ago
Brian looks like the actor - as does peggy

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