Urgent: fish-slapping fund

(10 Posts)
LondonMother Fri 14-Jun-13 19:12:45

We need a large number of fish, preferably very large and frozen solid, for slapping Lilian round the chops. I don't think I can stand much more of this of her weeping and wailing. Anyone else willing to subscribe?

R4 Sat 15-Jun-13 00:03:38

Will thirty pounds be enough, darling?

LondonMother Sat 15-Jun-13 08:49:39

Good start. I'm willing to put my pension fund in there if necessary.

TallGiraffe Sun 16-Jun-13 08:12:44

Count me in, at this point I'd be prepared to rob a fishmongers if it did the trick!

Bumply Sun 16-Jun-13 08:23:37

Count me in

LondonMother Sun 16-Jun-13 12:14:53

Excellent. I think we may have enough for a small box of haddock. Billingsgate first thing tomorrow and then off to Euston to catch a train to Hollerton Junction. I reckon Jolene will assist. She must be fed up to the back teeth with Lilian by now.

R4 Sun 16-Jun-13 14:16:25

This sounds fun - like a task in The Apprentice. Bagsy me not to be the one wearing 6" heels.
Actually, we don't need to go to Billingsgate for the fish. Birmingham has, surprisingly seeing as it is so far from the sea, one of the biggest fish markets in Britain. Money saved on rail fares can go towards extra fish!

I bet Jolene is rueing the day that she got involved in this.

Songbird Mon 17-Jun-13 11:28:39

I'm in, with bells on!

HomelessAngua Wed 19-Jun-13 09:52:10

Surely The Village shop will have a suitable range to choose from, aisle 314a iirc.

OldBeanbagz Fri 21-Jun-13 11:35:04

Count me in.

I'll come armed with tins of tuna as i live too far from the sea!

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