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Kenton and Jolene Sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

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carocaro · 02/03/2011 11:10

Yuk.

Is there not a massive age difference?

I imagine Kenton to be all Monty Don/Kevin McCloud and Jolene to be all Mrs Beeton/June Whitfield.

It's just all so wrong, like Elizabeth taking up with Jo Grundy.

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MaryAnnSingleton · 02/03/2011 11:12

I don't think there's an age difference-Kenton is about 52 or so,and Jolene must be about that...

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BlooCowWonders · 02/03/2011 11:15

But he ran away (v fast) last time she asked him for a drink???

Disclaimer - I missed last nights episode - have things moved on

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carocaro · 02/03/2011 11:17

well they have sort of declare their feelings, Kenton started it, but they have decided to take things slow and be good friends first, they have organised a date next week.

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BlooCowWonders · 02/03/2011 11:23

Oh dear. Not going to end well (I hope:) )!

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GrendelsMum · 02/03/2011 11:45

No - I checked when someone commented on this before, and they're both in the 50s.

And Jolene was famously sexy - remember the shower scene? More like Kim Cattrall tahn Mrs Beeton.

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TheFowlAndThePussycat · 02/03/2011 11:50

Oh, I haven't heard this (although they've obviously been building up to it). Poor old Cathy, ok she can be a bit miserable, but two ex's ending up with the same woman, that's a proper kick in the teeth!

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fruitstick · 02/03/2011 14:13

I can't bear Cathy so I have no sympathy for her whatsoever.

Love Jolene and Kenton, am thrilled for them Grin

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JoanofArgos · 02/03/2011 14:14

I think Jolene is about to come, actually.

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fruitstick · 02/03/2011 14:31

Thanks Joan, lovely image

(although I do know what you mean Grin

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Panzee · 03/03/2011 19:17

Woo hoo! Steamy snog!

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GrendelsMum · 03/03/2011 22:09

No, was there any actual snogging? I must Listen Again.

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iwastooearlytobeayummymummy · 04/03/2011 21:46

Sadly, actually whooped a little at the thought of Kenton and Jolene together, partially as they have the most ridiculous names ( anyone else know a Kenton or Jolene in RL?)
And also because I can't wait for the Jamie and Kathy repercussions Grin Grin

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crunched · 04/03/2011 22:01

I met the actor who plays Kenton and he is most definatly no Monty Don or Kevin McCloud, he was rude, rude, rude, and refused to sign an autograph.And I knew a 'RL' Kenton. Had a huge crush on him at school.
I've always thought of Jolene to be glam in a Diana Dors way?

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iwastooearlytobeayummymummy · 04/03/2011 22:05

jolene is definately blonde and buxom!
Kenton sounds such fun sorry to hear he's bit of a twit in RL

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Nell1895 · 08/03/2011 15:06

Hello Crunched. I know the actor who plays Kenton very well and am really surprised to hear he has been rude to you! Are you sure you have the right person? A number of actors have played Kenton over the years.

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Panzee · 08/03/2011 18:42

Really? Lots of Kentons? I'm rather disappointed!

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Greenshadow · 09/03/2011 17:23

It just sounds all wrong.

Kenton sounds, well, middle-class, what ever that means, and I'm afraid Joleen just doesn't.
Really can't see what they have in common (apart from their businesses, family ties etc)

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R4 · 09/03/2011 19:45

But is Kenton'n'Jolene getting together any more unbelievable than Kenton'n'Kathy? I never understood that relationship.

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GrimmaTheNome · 09/03/2011 19:51

Well I'm happy for them. The important thing is, this saves the Bull!

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GrimmaTheNome · 09/03/2011 19:52

(and not selling up is one in the eye for Matt, which is always a good result.)

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ppeatfruit · 13/03/2011 17:44

I know this isn't the right thread but what happened after Fallon (anyone heard of a R.L. Fallon??) kissed whatisname who's sharing with the randy scot? Why haven't they got it together?

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GrendelsMum · 14/03/2011 17:55

Harry and Fallon both think that the other isn't interested. No idea why. In fact, I think they both told the same person that the other wasn't interested.

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Ponders · 15/03/2011 10:38

just seen a fabulous summing up of the Kenton/Jolene thing from Jamie's pov

"Jamie, who is utterly oblivious that his dead dad?s wife is seeing his mum?s ex-boyfriend ? when his mum was also his dad?s ex-wife ?"

poor old Jamie - he will flip Shock

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R4 · 15/03/2011 19:10

He won't! He'll ask to move into the Bull with the lovebirds (much more fun than MiseryMum) and Fallon (the sister her never had).

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JoanofArgos · 15/03/2011 19:12

I'm giggling at Ruth's comment that Lizzie won't like something alien inside her.....
And Jill yesterday saying in tones of horror 'but where will they INSERT it?'

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