Worst staged photos

(48 Posts)
luxuriousblossom Wed 01-Jul-15 19:25:13

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52020824.html

Just after I recovered from realising that this two bedroom flat is on the market for nearly 600k, I find myself unable to stop laughing at the totally staged photos. Unless of course the vendor was planning on jumping straight in the bath once the estate agent had gone? grin

luxuriousblossom Wed 01-Jul-15 19:26:32

Sorry www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52020824.html

CtrlAltDelicious Wed 01-Jul-15 19:27:39

Awful pics!! grin The propped up Monopoly box was my personal lowlight!

plusonemore Wed 01-Jul-15 19:28:15

grin monopoly too!!!

Cheesychop Wed 01-Jul-15 19:28:19

Ha, the monopoly board all set up cracked me up grin

ipswichwitch Wed 01-Jul-15 19:29:00

Love the arty shot of the monopoly game grin

ipswichwitch Wed 01-Jul-15 19:29:35

X-post with everyone grin

luxuriousblossom Wed 01-Jul-15 19:30:05

I wonder if it comes with the property? I should hope so at that price grin

Deckthehallswithdesperation Wed 01-Jul-15 19:56:42

For me it was the pink 'photobomb' orchid that did it! grin cheeesssy

Belleview Wed 01-Jul-15 19:57:55

Cheesy Risible! But also, fantastic.looks like v beautiful/ expensive spot.

Belleview Wed 01-Jul-15 19:58:38

Cheese cross post!

jellyhead Wed 01-Jul-15 20:00:04

Why is the bath full? Surely people know you put water in one

Floggingmolly Wed 01-Jul-15 20:02:21

Love the ariel photo of the harbour; as if that has any relationship with the view from the window...

BitterChocolate Wed 01-Jul-15 20:02:32

I love how the cups of tea keep moving about to be just in front of the camera, but never get drunk.

Floggingmolly Wed 01-Jul-15 20:03:06

Maybe the bath is full of limescale...

DorisLessingsCat Wed 01-Jul-15 20:08:07

Ooh finally property porn near me. But 600k ?shock

NoelHeadbands Wed 01-Jul-15 20:08:09

This reminds me of when we were viewing- one vendor could only let us look round at teatime, so fine- no problem, teatime it was. When we'd finished, the estate agent shook hands and drove away, and out of nowhere, one of the neighbours appeared, explaining that they were also trying to sell their house and if we had a minute, did we want to have a look. So, we did.

Never seen so much staging in my life!

Half past four-ish, one woman, three obviously hungry and fractious small children, and a bottle of red wine, two tall stem glasses and a small bowl of olives artfully arranged on the patio table grin

BackforGood Wed 01-Jul-15 20:22:12

Arf...it was all going so well until I got to the cups of tea photo. grin

Redglitter Wed 01-Jul-15 20:24:59

I wouldn't know where to start in there. do I drink one of the many cups of tea. Jump into the rapidly cooling bath or play Monopoly confused

Onecurrantbun Wed 01-Jul-15 20:37:30

Well Phil, Kirstie et al do insist on "selling the lifestyle", and how else will you get your monopoly money's worth out of the waterproof TV than by permanently being in the bath?

SycamoreMum Wed 01-Jul-15 20:41:51

Very staged but I wouldn't mind staying there grin

00100001 Wed 01-Jul-15 20:43:02

I like that the ever so casually placed book and remote appear magically out if nowhere in the second of the master bedroom photos. And I live the ridiculously teeeeeeeeeeeny TV in there grin

ChishandFips33 Wed 01-Jul-15 20:43:21

Ah but the monopoly board has a boat theme - that adds a few grand to the property price!

Took a few looks before I noticed the red arrows on the arial/harbour shots pointing out location

00100001 Wed 01-Jul-15 20:44:12

I wonder what is with the disappearing monopoly set too!!

Enidblytonrules Wed 01-Jul-15 21:08:15

love the TV in the bathroom showing the weather forecast - do people really have TVs fixed in their bathrooms?

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