Worst estate agents photos ever?

(30 Posts)
Girlwithnotattoos Tue 22-Apr-14 18:45:48

Just having a nose on right move and came across this property,

pictish Thu 24-Apr-14 09:59:07

The best thing about Terrible real estate agent photos, is the guy's remarks. He makes me snort. grin

OP - that's grim. My favourite shot, as a garden person, is no 9.

comicsansisevil Thu 24-Apr-14 09:53:08

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CalamitouslyWrong Wed 23-Apr-14 21:04:42

Photo 10 looks like something you'd get in a file if you hired a private detective to follow someone.

How many hilarious "does he come with the house?" enquiries do you think that had on that one Dillydolly?

DillydollyRIP Wed 23-Apr-14 18:57:46

Haha like the half naked muscley man on the terrible estate agents pictures website!

RandallFloyd Wed 23-Apr-14 14:19:33

God I love that blog!

PeterParkerSays Wed 23-Apr-14 13:52:36

And why does photo 11 have all the windows open as far as possible? To show that they open? To get rid of a smell?

I feel for the poor bugger who had to close them all again.

PeterParkerSays Wed 23-Apr-14 13:50:58

I like the bathroom smile

But why would you photograph a house with scaffolding all over it, it just makes people think that the house could have a leaky roof. And that first photo is terrible. Were they taken with a camera phone as there's no flash in evidence.

everlong Wed 23-Apr-14 13:36:08

Hassled I love your link! Wtf are people doing sat on the sofa?

RandallFloyd Wed 23-Apr-14 12:29:22

I love the before & after photos of the kitchen!

Also a handy photo of the bins.

Not really 'selling' it are they.

Unexpected Wed 23-Apr-14 12:25:32

Never mind tidying the kitchen, between pic 1 and pic 10 someone has erected scaffolding all over the front of the house?!

Beaverfeaver2 Wed 23-Apr-14 12:17:58

What makes a pretty standard house an 'executive' house?!

CalamitouslyWrong Tue 22-Apr-14 20:05:33

Picture 11 is very strange. It's like the EA has applied a weird texture effect to the brickwork that doesn't seem to be there in picture 1.

Girlwithnotattoos Tue 22-Apr-14 19:02:07

I think it's probably a nice enough house but the agent had managed to photograph it from the worst angles possible.

Hassled Tue 22-Apr-14 19:01:06

grin

I love the Messy Kitchen/Clean Kitchen thing. And I'm pleased they showed us the top of the banisters in such detail - easy to miss that sort of thing. Good heads-up on the subsidence caused by tree roots issue the buyer will have, too.

Hulababy Tue 22-Apr-14 19:00:31

They look very amateur, not really selling the house very well at all.

QOD Tue 22-Apr-14 18:59:26

Sorry, I think I fell asleep watchg that slide show wink

Bland of blandsville

OwlCapone Tue 22-Apr-14 18:59:24

I love the "spot the difference" game going on with pictures 2 and 5!

Thecircle Tue 22-Apr-14 18:58:50

Er, am I missing something??

Girlwithnotattoos Tue 22-Apr-14 18:57:04

I had to feed dd! Sorry for the delay

bad photos

You lot will probably tell me they're great but but her goes.

OwlCapone Tue 22-Apr-14 18:56:27

I love that Terrible Estate agent Photos site smile

QOD Tue 22-Apr-14 18:54:29

Siiiiiiiiigh

Hassled Tue 22-Apr-14 18:54:16

Meanwhile these are the official worst estate agents' photos ever. Makes me laugh like an idiot every time.

Yeah they're so shit I can't even see them grin

Skivvysue Tue 22-Apr-14 18:52:27

Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh. I neeeeeeeeeed to see!

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