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Ladies before gentlemen........

Well, I'm a lady (sort of) so I'll kick off....

Stage 1 - receiving the Sensual Massager
I thought blimey, that's smaller than I imagined and not a rude shape...I'm not quite sure what I was actually expecting

It's quite a small, aesthetically pleasing sort of object (I guess that's the idea) and doesn't scream 'dirty sex toy', which again is the point methinks. It's not the sort of thing that would make Granny faint if she stumbled across it in your knicker drawer.

My partner was suitably amuse, but - again - not in a naughty way. We were just a bit intrigued.

It was pretty simple to figure out. We used it the first night we got it (the combination of full-time work, toddler wrangling and pregnancy has left the poor man rather starved of, ahem, sensual attention). Its arrival gave us the incentive to make the effort to spend some time together, instead of fall asleep on the sofa (tis all romance here usually).

Stage 2 - using the Sensual Massager for the first time
Sooooo, ummmm......it was pretty darn good actually! We had a bit of a giggle playing around with it. We started using it for legitimate massage use, but things hotted up.

I can't believe I am writing all this (have namechanged because I am a prude. A big fat pregnant prude). The earth moved for both of us. Luckily DD slept through the entire event...

It was surprisingly easy and natural to use. We'd never used anything like it before and were really surprised how effective it was - how much of a laugh we had (and all the rest). It was surprisingly un-embarrassing! Apart from this writing-it-up bit obviously.

So thanks, Phillips and MN!

Oh - DH thinks the name lets it down and has some ideas [hmmm] which I'm happy to share with you, should you like.

ah, am glad i'm not the first

so ...

Stage 1 - receiving the Sensual Massager
First thoughts - i was suprised by the size of the massager, it's much smaller and nondescript looking than i expected, resembles a pebble more than anything else! And fits inot the palm of your hand very snugly. The only down side I would say is the recharger base when you first place the massager on it, it vibrates quite loudly and has a very bright light - but minor downsides!

To be answered after 1st use:
Stage 2 - using the Sensual Massager for the first time
The massager was much less bulky than other "things" we have tried and fitted neatly in between us at one point. Very unobtrusive and very erm "effective" . All in all, was very pleased with it and would definatly give it another go!
My dh claims he wasnt too fussed by it (yeah right!) but that he's happy enough to try it again LOL.

Thanks Mumsnet and Phillips

stage 1

I agree reminded me of a pebble, was quite interested. Dh vaguely interested pre-ocupid as usual

Stage 2 - had spent ages charging it, don't know if i'm doing something wrong. so tried it out jokingly on dh who did enjoy it and was quite suprised.
ahyeah good point about fitting between you

thanks Phillips and mumsnet , best parcel I have received in a long time

Stage 1 - receiving the massager

Well, the estate agent was here at the time the courier delivered it, so a bit actually. Couldn't figure out what it was as in a Philips bag (on the ball as ever, me!).

Very pleased with the design, much better than the dildo-esque ones. Switched it on - took me an age to figure out how to turn it off - but instruction manual was there for that. Love that its rechargable, wasn't expecting that. Used it later that day, on my own as a 'test run' as DP was away.

Much preferred it to my other one, far less 'rude'. Not such a worry the kids walking in or finding it, far more discreet.

In the cold light of day after use - well, its my favourite and I will use it again.

and again. and again.

Thank you, would recommend!

Warning name change to follow (like it )

Stage 1 - receiving the Sensual Massager
First thoughts - what did you think when you received the product? I WAS SURPRISED IT WAS SO NEAT AN ALSO TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET USED TO THE WEIRD SHAPE, IT REMINDED ME OF OUR PHILIPS PHONE ON THE CHARGER ACTUALLY!! Were you surprised by its appearance? YES AS YOU CANT EXACTLY LEAVE IT ON DISPLAY CAN YOU SO PRESENTLY THE CHARGER IS SITTING STUFFED IN MY BEDSIDE DRAWER IS THIS THE AIM? Was it what you were expecting? NO. What did your partner say? OH THATS INTERESTING (EXACT WORDS) How easy was it to figure out? VERY. Did you need any additional information? JUST THE ACCOMPANYING BOOK. How long did it take you to use it? ABOUT TEN MINS, KIDDING, THAT EVENING WE TRIED IT OUT.

To be answered after 1st use:
Stage 2 - using the Sensual Massager for the first time
Sooooo, how was it? GOOD, WE USED IT ON ME WITH THE ODD TICKLE ON HIM Did the earth move for you? DID FOR ME, HAVE NEVER USED ANYTHING LIKE IT LIKED THE VIBRATIONS AND THE PULSATING! How did your partner find it? LIKED IT BUT A BIT NON PLUSSED IN TRUTH, THINK WE NEED TO TRY THE USE IT BETWEEN HIM AND ME POSITION. How did you use it? BASICALLY USED IT ON MY ERM, LADY GARDEN FOR THE ADDED SENSATION , AND IT WAS AROUSING BUT WE BOTH FOUND THE SHAPE A BIT AWKWARD AND I WAS KIND OF WANTING TO PENETRATE WITH IT WHICH ISNT AN OPTION . How did you broach the subject of using it? EASY, I CHARGED IT AND WHIPPED IT OUT AT BEDTIME Was it fun to use or tricky? Any embarrassment (kids walking in?!)NOPE, PLAIN SAILING. What did you both say in the cold light of day after use? NOT ALOT, BUT I HAVE ERM USED IT SINCE, WITH DHS PERMISSION TO EXPERIENCE AN ORGASM SO I COULD SLEEP . ITS QUICK AND POWERFUL AND EFFICIENT IF NOT A BIT NOISY?

WILL DEFO USE IT OFTEN

Think its too expensive tho, would never spend more than £30 on it though.

Well here goes - didn't have any time 1st time posted....

Receiving - guess most buyers wouldn't get a ruddy big bag with PHILIIPS pastered all over the bag - luckily quite wel taped up. Mrs SDD actually picked it up from postie and sort of said 'what have you been buying from the internet now?' 'Wait & see....'

Actual box / presentation quite discreet and tasteful on outside - sort of what I was expecting as had seen some stuff on the massager before.

Package a little difficult to open - maybe a good thing? A touch over packaged - can't claim many green credentials for that one!!

Actual item - shape wise more or less what expected, maybe a little smaller. Nice feel about it - smooth and quite sensual to the touch.

Swith on - whoooaaa! - not sure why it starts on such a high setting with quite a buzz about it. Why not start at lowest setting first and then 'change up' - you don't start a car off in 3rd gear!!

Shape is nice and controls very easy - no real need to refer to manual except to read about each setting.

With the initial charge could give it a bit of a self test - feels very nice and the shape works wel on the ahem male forms!!

Set it up in its little dish charger - very discreet really and quite stylish. Not too many fears about it being discovered! Its not an obvious sex toy so for us it really meets the bill from that point of view.

How was it introdiced to Mrs SDD well just sort of started on a low setting (having remembered to switch it down quickly - that initial start problem again). Quite a bit of oooh what's that and that feels nice. Mrs SDD keen to know where it was purchased from and honestly had to sort of fib about it coming from Philips but not via MN . The massge oil provided was is also very nice with a very sexy smell and a pleasure to use - got well massaged all over.

So proceeded from a bit of massaging to more intimate areas on both of us - actually we both tended to prefer the lower revs more gentle pulsing settings and not the on all the time - although......

As things progressed then yes the item came in handy (pun intended???) to help when well you know the normal extra manual stimulation needed a little help.

Changing speeds during more demanding momoments can be a little tricky as item is relatively small and the shape can make your fingers slip off - think bar of soap in the shower (but thats another story). More poerful settings have been used on odd times but as said prefer the quiter / less powerful but quite interesting pulsing type settings.

Overall guess its about an 9/10 - the one previous sex toy we I bought did not get used too much a once or twice novelty - this will get used more as its more versatile, more user friendly, more discreet, more user friendly (no batteries to change over) and its shower / bath resistant which is a deffo bonus and quite an interesting & enjoyable thing to do.

Is that enough detail - can't believe just wrote all that.

Oh and as more names - does anyone remember a Woody Allen film called 'The Sleeper' - one of our favourites - in that they use the Orgasmatron..... Also there is a scene where WA wants to keep hold of the silver orb, so maybe more similarities to that.

Years ago when MrsSDD and I lived together (but not IYKWIM) - MIL gave the old twin tub - which was also named the Orgasmatron at the time - so we also now call it that too and reminisced (sp) about the old times. The old Orgasmatron was never well maybe on an odd occaision used to help matters along - the new Orgasmatron will deffo be used rather more .

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^Stage 1 - receiving the Sensual Massager^
First thoughts Agree will every one else ,looked like a pebble, not what i expected surprisingly nice looking compared to what i was coming .
^what did partner say?^
glad it didn't look like a rampant rabbit or similar! also felt that the shape and design was good in so far as it wouldn't be too embarrassing if found by kids (particularly older kids) as it resembles a personal massager or anti-stress type of device.

^How easy was it to figure out? Did you need any additional information? How long did it take you to use it?^ Pretty easy to figure out and use. fun to find out

^Sooooo, how was it? Did the earth move for you?^ fits comfortably in the palm of your hand and is smooth to the touch, good for massages which is where we started. btw the oil is very nice and not an overpowering smell at all (dh was glad as he doesn't like strong perfumey smells).

As with sdd we found the lower pulse settings better than the more intense vibrations which could be distracting. haven't tried the inbetween us position everyone is raving about - maybe next time

Took the opportunity to test in the shower and can confirm that it's waterproof and works well.

^How did you broach the subject of using it? Was it fun to use or tricky? Any embarrassment (kids walking in?!) What did you both say in the cold light of day after use?^

DH knew it was coming after I let it slip. wasn't too impressed by the idea but as mentioned above he chnaged his mind a little when he saw it and it wasn't what he'd expected. Easy to use, though a little slippy due to the pebble shape when covered in massage oil or in the bath/shower - not a huge negative though. Little or no embarrassment or awkwardness, fun all the way. hapy to use again.

rrp of £60 seems a little high, but there again the advantage of a chargeable, discrete device against constantly needing to change batteries in a much less discrete item is difficult to put a price on.

overall, a decent and fairly innovative product that helps add variety to foreplay and make it a little more fun.

DH wonders if the name could be changed to something involving pebbles? Sensual pebble?

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Hello

Stage 1 -

receiving the Sensual Massager
First thoughts - what did you think when you received the product?

DH opened it and put it all together etc. Then I saw it and got very excited. It looks so cute and posh. Hand held and cordless too. It's the most modern-looking item we have in our house and I almost want to put it on display to say 'we don't have mobile phones or a flat screen tv, but we do have very posh sex toys!'

Were you surprised by its appearance?

Yes. Pleasantly surprised. Nice and curvy and posh (did I mention posh already?)

Was it what you were expecting?

Not really.

What did your partner say?

He said it was an odd shape.

How easy was it to figure out?

Very easy. Never read the instructions for ages.

Did you need any additional information?

No.

How long did it take you to use it?

Well it sat in it's bag for a couple of days, but the evening we decided to investigate it we used it.

Stage 2

Sooooo, how was it?

Fun. Pleasantly surprised. It was small and subtle enough to add something but not take over iyswim. Longterm use seems to numb your using-hand though.

Did the earth move for you?

Yep.

How did your partner find it?

He liked it but I think he is a bit suspicious of it too.

How did you use it?

messing around, foreplay, massage.

How did you broach the subject of using it?

He knew it was coming and was 'allowed' to open the package.

Was it fun to use or tricky?

It was definately fun, but the tricky thing was a numb hand after a while.

Any embarrassment (kids walking in?!)

No.

What did you both say in the cold light of day after use?

Great to get things going.

Stage 1 - receiving the Sensual Massager
First thoughts - what did you think when you received the product?

smaller than I was expecting

Were you surprised by its appearance? Was it what you were expecting? yes I was surprised, was much more discreet than I had anticipated. looks smart.

What did your partner say? not a lot, but on asking him now he says was not what he expected

How easy was it to figure out? very, but I did read the manual through before use
Did you need any additional information? no

How long did it take you to use it? used it together a few days after receipt, first chance we had! I used it the first day we had it, just to massage my temples so I knew how it worked.

To be answered after 1st use:
Stage 2 - using the Sensual Massager for the first time
Sooooo, how was it? Did the earth move for you?

yes! First time we had ever used a toy and I enjoyed it

How did your partner find it? he liked it, didn't have to work so hard on my behalf

How did you use it? mostly just on me after penetration.

How did you broach the subject of using it? told DH I'd entered the draw for one, he was pleased

Was it fun to use or tricky? fun, but will need practice in turning it up/down

Any embarrassment (kids walking in?!) no, although a bit awkward using it at first as never used one before

What did you both say in the cold light of day after use? both enjoyed it, would definitely use again, but when we know we have plenty of time. I want to use it on DH more, and maybe try it between us as suggested up the thread.
also want to try it in the shower, but that will have to wait until the DC are out for the night

Hmm first thought were that the postie had had a peep as it wasnt packaged particularly tightly and he gave me a knowing wink!

My very first thoughts were a bit disappointing actually it looked a bit cheap to me. And the box was a bit bashed about so I worried someone may have already used it . But actually once I had worked out how to turn it on and set it to work, sorry was alone in the house at the time, well lets just say it really worked! Err I think I used it in within the first hour of its arrival, but hey I was bored of the housework . My partner was not very impressed, just kept laughing that at the age of 34 I now own my first sex toy!! He isnt really into that sort of thing.

The instructions were good and its easy to use.

When we used it together he wasnt too interested in using it on himself more focussed on me, which I didnt mind in the slightest. It got me going a lot quicker than usual, so he could finish the job so to speak. We used it between us, but more focussed on my bits rather than his, he didnt like the buzzing and felt awkward using it, but once into it used it on me to great effect. We have never used a sex toy before and it was fun, just made us giggle a lot which was nice, made things rather fun. I have to say we have not used it much to massage other areas, we are tired parents so got straight down to business! It was fun and no embarrassment, but it would be easy to hide if the kids walked in and also I like that fact it doesnt look tacky.

Sorry forgot to add that I agree I wouldnt pay £60 for it though - £25 tops. I think the price had an impact on my impression of it looking cheap. Did I expect gold plating for £60 worth?

Morning

what did you think when you received the product?
Excellent, free toy!

Were you surprised by its appearance?
Yes but in a good way!

Was it what you were expecting?
Didn't really have any preconception of what it would be like.

What did your partner say?
You do realise I'm doing evenings for the next 7 days.

How easy was it to figure out?
Very

Did you need any additional information?
No

How long did it take you to use it?
About a week

Stage 2 - using the Sensual Massager for the first time
Sooooo, how was it?
ok

Did the earth move for you?
Not really the first time, I had to 'practice' with it myself to get the hang of what worked for me. Found it more fun after the event just to use as a massager and to relax

How did your partner find it?
Ok but because of the shape and therefore the way you hold it I think he found the vibrations annoying after a while. (tough).

How did you use it?
Well when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much.......
Used it together and solo and for non-sexual purposes!

How did you broach the subject of using it?
Didn't have to broach, just said yippee we are getting free sex toy from mumsnet.

Was it fun to use or tricky?
Both.

Any embarrassment (kids walking in?!)
No.

What did you both say in the cold light of day after use?
We need to practice.

We will use it again BUT I wouldn't buy it for that type of cash.

What did you think when you received the product?
I was surprised by the way it was sent in a Phillips bag! I thought the box looked like it was for a phone, discrete and it doesn't screeme sex toy

Were you surprised by its appearance?
Yes, but in a good way. I agree it's like a pebble. It's really nice to hold and fits really well in to your hand

Was it what you were expecting?
Something more coloured and more, dare I say it, nob shaped or something like that

What did your partner say?
He wasn't bothered about what it looked like alghough did say it was good/easy to hold

How easy was it to figure out?
Very, but I was a bit put off by the two booklets that came with it. Once you understand the different wave patterns and speed control it's easy.

Did you need any additional information?
No

How long did it take you to use it?
I charged it when it arrived and we used it that night!

Stage 2
Sooooo, how was it? Did the earth move for you?
Yes it did the job very well.

How did your partner find it?
He found it easy to use on me and enjoyed it when I used it on him

How did you use it?
We didn't do any massage with it, just went straight in to using it during sex. I agree wit the poster who said it fitted between us well.

How did you broach the subject of using it?
DH was very keen to try it so it was a dead cert that we were going to use it that night!

Was it fun to use or tricky?
Definitely fun.

Any embarrassment (kids walking in?!)
Not so far, and DD1 has even seen it in the bedroom and not bothered to ask what it is, very subtle.

What did you both say in the cold light of day after use?
That it was good fun, spiced things up and we'll use it again.

oh I forgot to say i really like the fact that it's rechargable

Stage 1 - receiving the Sensual Massager
First thoughts - what did you think when you received the product?

I was excited. Couldn't wait to get it charged

Were you surprised by its appearance?

I wasn't particularly surprised by its appearance, no. Was expecting something similarly 'grown up' / 'high end' (oo-er) and not too flashy or gaudy. I liked the colour and the feel of the 'pebble'.

What did your partner say?

He liked it. He liked the way it looked like a gadget as opposed to a walloping great dildo. LOL We both agreed it looks more like a phone or similar, on its charger. We also like the fact its rechargable.

How easy was it to figure out? Did you need any additional information? How long did it take you to use it?

I saw the novel-sized info booklet and blanched - then realized that actually, it is written in tonnes of different languages and the actual amount of info is minimal

Stage 2 - using the Sensual Massager for the first time
Sooooo, how was it?

It was pleasant!

Did the earth move for you? Well yes it did, thank you kindly.

How did your partner find it?

He was a bit self-concious to be honest when I explained it was for use on him too. He was much happier using it on me...

How did you use it?

We used it in a pretty classic sense for clitoral stimulation mainly.

How did you broach the subject of using it?

I had already been leaping around about it long before its arrival so he kind of knew it was a dead cert when it arrived.

Was it fun to use or tricky? Any embarrassment (kids walking in?!)

It was fun to use. Not tricky at all. Liked the different speeds for variety. No embarassment factor.

What did you both say in the cold light of day after use?

I like it, he he likes it and he said he's looking forward testing its waterproof capabilities (result!). However he's not keen on it being used on him, but happy to use it with me. It's definitely my favourite sex toy that I've ever used and I like the classier image it has.

RESULT - thanks mumsnet!