Probably been done before but I thought I would start a nice light hearted thread for everyone feeling tired and fat and miserable!
- there is nothing 'romantic' or 'ladylike' about morning sickness. I did not throw up delicately into a little china bowl a la 18th centuary princess. Morning sickness is exactly like regular nausea/vommiting except it goes on for 3 months.
- that I could actually reach a point where I would choose to go round town on a Saturday afternoon wearing a pair slacks I bought for £3 in Asda that make me look about 4stone heavier than I actually am because that seemed like less hassle than walking upstairs and getting changed
- that i would get excited about different brands of alcohol free beer
- that a picture of a dog in a magazine would make me cry. Hysterically and for about 20 mins.
- that despite having a good degree and a successful career, I would suddenly fail to be able to complete the puzzles in 'take a break' on a regular basis.
- that newborn baby clothes are not tiny and gorgeous but, in fact, huge and terrifing
- that I would need to develop degree level understanding of mechanics and child development psychology in order to choose a pushchair.