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Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

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By Thu 02-Jul-09 18:21:44 Add message | Report | Contact poster
Following the success of this thread in "Conception" I thought I would share its cathartic qualities here in "Pregnancy" too.

I'll give you a starter for ten:

Tigress has no symptoms at 6 weeks except for exceptionally sore nipples

See, you can't write THAT on Facebook!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 14-Nov-09 21:06:52
hoops is 20 weeks and has just realised there will be a baby in another 20 weeks OMG!!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 13-Nov-09 07:58:36
Tigress enjoyed looking pregnant last night. About time, I'm 24+2!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 27-Oct-09 16:05:23
humanfraggle wishes she had retaliated at the kids party at the weekend, when DH's Nanna marched over to me and lifted my top up to examine my belly
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Tue 27-Oct-09 08:44:34
Tigress is totally in love with her bump band. Put on the old work trousers specifically for "fat days" even these did not cut it so I undid the buttons, took off the belt and slipped into the bump band. I feel FREE!!!!

Tigress has gained quite a bump in the space of 4 weeks!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 26-Oct-09 17:13:13
hoops has just sneezed and a bit of wee came out blush
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 26-Oct-09 12:19:01
First1 is not a fan of increased discharge!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 26-Oct-09 11:44:42
Jamandjerusalem is looking forward to tea and toast at some point in July 2010
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 26-Oct-09 11:40:07
Slacksally is desperate to tell everyone she is pregnant, even though she and DP still haven't decided whether they can keep the baby

Slacksally can't come to your hen night/birthday/piss up because people ask too many questions regarding her not drinking, which just goes to prove what a sop she was before.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 26-Oct-09 09:39:49
MiniMilk really cannot wait to meet her new baby, less than 10 weeks to go!! grin (hopefully anyway! hmm) in a really soppy mood today, way too goo-goo-ga-ga for actual facebook!!! grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 25-Oct-09 13:49:43
Tigress is starting to find the walk around 18 holes a bit much and am only at 21 weeks
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