TMI and all a bit :-0 all round so a name change is in order

[leadonmacduff]

Is there any way that a LOT of mucousy (sp) discharge, a little bit bloody, could be an easrly sign of pregnancy?
It is certainly very unusual for me. And I might have taken a teeny tiny risk-ette a couple of weeks ago.....

[liahgen]

do a test

[whomovedmychocolate]

Abso-fucking-lutely. That's what tipped me off with DD.

[leadonmacduff]

I can't take a test until Saturday, for several reasons (dh away, working all day tomorrow).
Also I think it might be vvv early.

[hellymelly]

actually that sounds more like a sign of ovulation than pregnancy but go get a test!

[leadonmacduff]

O SHIT don't say that wmmc

[liahgen]

implantation?

Are we helping?

[Haribosmummy]

A riskette... I like that term.

[leadonmacduff]

oh it was teeny!!!! a mini-risk!

[HeinzSight]

you know that whomoved has an effect on threads like these, I'm now 11 weeks pregnant and it's all because she posted a message on my thread

Mwah ha ha ha

[whomovedmychocolate]

From Riskette to Rusks - in about 15 months hahahahhaha

[leadonmacduff]

Oh you VILE VILE women

[HeinzSight]

uh oh!!

[whomovedmychocolate]

HeinzSight - I did not impregnate you (did I? - very tired, could have happened I guess )

Little miss fertility me!

[HeinzSight]

whomoved, how could you forget?

[whomovedmychocolate]

So many beans, so little time

[HeinzSight]

ROFL

[leadonmacduff]

OK! I took a test (don't ask) and it appears....











I am just fat

[whomovedmychocolate]

Yeah, could be implantation - probably too early to test

[youknownothingofthecrunch]

Sorry to change the subject but you're driving my pedantic side nuts! Could you please name change to LayonMacduff?

I am so pathetic to even ask that

Perhaps I should have namechanged

[leadonmacduff]

Er, no, because I am using a deliberate misquote relevant in the circumstances.
The misquotation is now more famous as a catchphrase than the original line.