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WHO'S THE DADDY???

174 replies

chacha1976 · 08/08/2008 17:53

Okay, so here's the problem and please dont judge I'm pretty mad at myself as it it. I have a 28 day cycle, I had sex with Mr. A on day 12 and 13, sex with Mr. B on day 18 and sex with Mr. C on day 19. All three were unprotected. Now I'm pregnant? Who's most likely to be the daddy????

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WingsofaAngel · 08/08/2008 17:57

All depends if you ovulate bang in the middle of your cycle.

Mr A or Mr B prob

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lollipopmother · 08/08/2008 17:57

Ohhh, this sounds like a great 'whodunnit'! I go with Colonel Mustard, in the library!

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SlartyBartFast · 08/08/2008 17:58

bloodyhell.
this isnt dear deidre

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oi · 08/08/2008 17:58

I think you forgot Mr. D. It's probably him.

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MrsMattie · 08/08/2008 17:58

Phone Jeremy Kyle asap!

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SlartyBartFast · 08/08/2008 17:58

perhaps you will have tripletts?

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misdee · 08/08/2008 17:59

no idea. but get checked for STI/STD's (what do they call it now?, was std when i was growing up)

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bratnav · 08/08/2008 17:59

I would assume that it is Pierce Brosnan, he is the yummiest

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sfxmum · 08/08/2008 17:59

does it matter?
seriously have you tested for other things?

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bluegreysky · 08/08/2008 17:59

troll alert!

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DontNeedAnything · 08/08/2008 17:59

Equal possiblity of all 3 IMO.

Actually MrA has a 50% chance cos you gave him double opportunity. Mr B 25% chance and MrC 25% chance.

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SlartyBartFast · 08/08/2008 17:59

you dont say bluegrey

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bratnav · 08/08/2008 18:00

2nd choice of Colin Firth

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SlartyBartFast · 08/08/2008 18:00

oh,
of course, its maths

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DisenchantedPlusBump · 08/08/2008 18:01

Sorry but yuck. Its teatime FGS!

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Flightputsonahat · 08/08/2008 18:03

HAHAHA!!!! Brilliant.

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Flightputsonahat · 08/08/2008 18:05

Ok I'll be helpful now. It's Mr. A about 95% chance.

Most people have about 14 day LP (distance between ovulation and period)

Not all

You might ovulate late

But odds on mr. A

I had this with my first - Mr. A on day 12
Mr. B. on day 13 [lush] sorry

The first was ovulation day (short cycle)
Second had missed egg I suspect
Also used withdrawal

Had a DNA test to make sure despite offspring looking excatly like a drunken Mr. A

I'll shut up now...

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Flightputsonahat · 08/08/2008 18:09

Pregnancy is always more fun this way.

Btw don't tell any of them about the other ones iyswim. You will come in for a lot of grief. Decide whose it is NOW and only change this when you have proof. Actually don't tell any of them it is theirs.

Or even that there is a chance.
No point having 3 miserable scared potential fathers on your back for 9 mo...I know this so just do what I say.

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DisenchantedPlusBump · 08/08/2008 18:10

I disagree flight.

I usually ovulate on day 14,

but this time i got pregnant on day 22!

I just ovulated late , out of the blue!

Never done it before as far as i know.

Could be any of them.

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DisenchantedPlusBump · 08/08/2008 18:10

I meant I disagree with the 95% Mr A thing.

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LynetteScavo · 08/08/2008 18:11

The one with the largest income.

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Flightputsonahat · 08/08/2008 18:12

Bloody hell! Sorry Dis

Ok. Ignore me but I am right about the not telling them.

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Flightputsonahat · 08/08/2008 18:13

Congrats btw!! how old is bump?

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chacha1976 · 08/08/2008 18:13

wow! i found this board out of desperation for an answer cos im literally losing my mind, honestly didnt realize i'll get so many jokes, insults, jokes, insults and more jokes and insults. Sorry I bothered y'all.

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DontNeedAnything · 08/08/2008 18:13

I disagree too Flight.

Assuming a day 14/15 ovulation it should be euqally possible to get pg on day 12, 13, 18 and 19 therefore 25% chance that any event lead to conception.

If the OP ovulates earlier of later than day 14/15 then the bias would be towards A or B&C; but I guess we have no evidence of that; So we have to assume equal chance; equal opposrtunity; could be any of them

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