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Bleach during prenancy - poss tmi

(77 Posts)
twiggle Mon 04-Aug-08 20:42:22

Hi, dh arranged for me to have some anal bleaching done as a birthday treat but now I am about 6 weeks pregnant. Do you think this would be ok?

tweeni Tue 05-Aug-08 20:30:07

apparently the op is me grin

it might be my birthday in 2 weeks but you lot have forgotten i don't have a dh!

WelliesAndPyjamas Tue 05-Aug-08 19:57:08

a dab of talc might do the trick, OP

safer
cheaper
lily-of-the-valley-scented

Bingo!

NigellaTheOriginal Tue 05-Aug-08 19:55:30

eh?
not sure about garage nudism but can i just point out that not all of us have ugly fanjos after giving birth. true it is a bit stretchier but i do not have lips like sides of beef or sagging piles. nor have i yet needed to resort to anal bleach but you never know - may give it a whirl.

moondog Tue 05-Aug-08 19:50:54

lmao at Moon

onepieceoflollipop Tue 05-Aug-08 19:48:45

Oh I have literally howled at tm66. Classic ending!

MadameCheese Tue 05-Aug-08 11:58:38

lol at Tm66!

cadelaide Tue 05-Aug-08 11:58:30

themoon66, thankyou for that comic ending.

.....And that, ladies and gentlemen, was a perfect thread! grin

themoon66 Tue 05-Aug-08 11:50:36

ooops...posted on wrong thread blush

themoon66 Tue 05-Aug-08 11:48:43

He's done a reasonable job of trying to explain the phone. But how the hell did he explain about why on god's earth, he was naked in the garage???

I don't get this at all.

PetitFilou1 Tue 05-Aug-08 11:06:20

Thanks to the op and other posters for making me ROFL

twiggle Agree with the other poster who said that doing a pooh during labour (which often happens) may ruin the effect. My dh is a doctor and I can tell you he has seen everything and if he was delivering your baby he wouldn't give a monkeys whether you had a 'raisiny asshole' or whether it was white as the driven snow.

And with a serious response to your question - no I wouldn't have it done in pregnancy. Save the tidying up for afterwards. But... like others have said you may have to prepare your dh that you are going to be a bit of a car crash down there for a while ...

wotulookinat Mon 04-Aug-08 23:16:23

It's late - that should say 'through cosmetic surgery on it' blush

wotulookinat Mon 04-Aug-08 23:15:41

I had a rather nice doctor deliver my baby. I'm sure, however, that after 30-odd hours of sweaty labour and after he had put both hands inside me to pull out the placenta, he couldn't have cared less how white my bottom-hole was.
In fact, when I asked how many stitches he was putting in, he said 'don't you worry yourself about that'.
My fanjo might not look the same anymore, but I sure as Hell wouldn't put myself thought costmetic surgey on it!

themoon66 Mon 04-Aug-08 22:47:48

Best post-birth fanjo description I ever saw was by (I think) morningpaper..... 'remains of the sunday roast on a plate'

kitkat9 Mon 04-Aug-08 22:37:47

pmsl Ledodgy and expat grin

hilarious thread

perhaps the op could show us before and after photos? And then after birth photos?

My fanjo looked like I'd been kicked by a horse after having ds1 -my midwife's words, not mine! shudder at the memory.

themoon66 Mon 04-Aug-08 22:33:29

I clicked on this thinking... ooooh i went mad on bleaching my kitchen worktops when I was pregnant.

How wrong was I hmm

SalLikesCoffee Mon 04-Aug-08 22:24:50

ooh, you know actually my birthday is coming up and dp and my mum want to know what to get me.

now I know just what to suggest!

muggglewump Mon 04-Aug-08 22:16:29

Good grief I expected this to be about whether using bleach in pregnancy was safe in relation to cleaning the floor or some such, not whiten a ringpiece!
Do people really do this?

MmeLindt Mon 04-Aug-08 22:06:52

LOL at this thread. I kept seeing it in Active Convos and could not understand why there were so many posts on a thread about bleach.

What a lovely thoughtful DH you have Twiggle. What else has he bought you as a birthday gift?

not surprised. you're bound to get a bit bored of fannies when you work with them all day aren't you?>

fwiw, there were 7 people in the room when I gave birth to ds1 and not one of them commented on the state of my fanny or bumhole.

expatinscotland Mon 04-Aug-08 22:04:32

Funnily enough, the sexiest OB/GYN I ever met I worked with.

He was gay.

ahh am loving this thread.

right now am imagine the obstetrician that they have called in specially for Twiggle. you know, the one they get in just for people with nice pre-pubescent minge?
and he'll be all, "oh don't worry about the bloody great baby hanging out of your fanny, just look at the whiteness of your bumhole"

onepieceoflollipop Mon 04-Aug-08 22:02:44

rofl at "honeymoon fresh".

Some of these posts could be entered for quote of the week grin

I work in the health service and have seen hundreds of bottoms and other body parts. Can't remember any of them to be honest, or what "state" any of them were in. It's just part of the job, like filing was when I worked in an office.

expatinscotland Mon 04-Aug-08 22:02:03

you might want to rethink that, twiggle. vaginal delivery can lead to saggy, hanging beef flaps. you may want some bush to camouflage.

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